Post Your Worst NIL Endorsements Here

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  1. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  2. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Can we promote an athlete on here?
     
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  3. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Lol I love that Joe Schad follows you.
     
  5. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Schad as I wanna be.
     
  6. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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  7. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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  8. Bo Pelinis

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    Wait Percy Miller named his son Hercy Miller?
     
  9. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Mercy.
     
  10. jokewood

    jokewood Biff Poggi superfan
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    Boosters buying recruits will be literally laundered through purchases of thousands of Hanes t-shirts.
     
  11. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Appearance and speaking engagement fees are the future.
     
  12. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    This is fairly significant news:

     
  13. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    It's not weird or surprising
     
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  14. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    One of our back up offensive lineman has been all around his hometown crushing free food.





     
  15. letan

    letan Just looking for the gator board
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    who the hell pronounced it like that? I never heard that shit
     
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  16. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Lots of people? I dunno.
     
  17. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Living his best life, IMO.
     
  18. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    agents are scummy as hell so i'm not convinced this wouldn't end poorly for a bunch of kids
     
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  19. Boo MFer!

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    Didn’t Rattler sign with Steinberg already?
     
  20. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    That’s why the NFLPA regulates who can be an authorized agent. It’s not that bad in the NFL because of that.
     
  21. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    Tiffany Suarez transferred to Fordham and then to Eastern Michigan i think.
     
  22. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    If there was any chance Darren Rovell would admit he is a moron, I would buy the 200 shirts necessary to tell him to fuck off. (NCAA says there are about 176k D1 athletes)
     
  23. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  24. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Who is the punter at USF
     
  25. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    If we want the most bang for our buck, we can always sponsor criminal players. There’s at least 1 D1 murderer yet to sign a contract with a message board.
     
  26. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Not as good as GingerKnickers TMB call out. In fact, let’s just sponsor her, she seems athletic
     
    #127 Mr Bulldops, Jul 2, 2021
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  27. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    This whole thing just reminds me of

     
  28. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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  29. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  31. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I always thought this guy was significantly handicapped, is that not true?

    If it’s not true, is that even worse?
     
  32. Boo MFer!

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    Have you not seen him run?
     
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  33. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    female athletes are going to make so much fucking bank with this
     
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  34. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    You’re missing an adjective or two here.
     
  35. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    It seems strange that somehow all of this untapped endorsement money out there
     
    #136 Butthead, Jul 3, 2021
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  36. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    The Barstool kids are just getting merch, right? Walking billboards and here is your free t-shirt?
     
  37. -Prime-

    -Prime- Well-Known Member
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    Our former recruiting insider has signed our star RB

     
  38. Lip

    Lip Well-Known Member
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    Nice pivot. Good for him.

    Also, Eat, Drink, & Thanks.
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    Not allowing adult entertainment sponsorship while other schools don't mention it, finally schools have a recruiting advantage over Alabama.
     
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  40. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Trent Schneider. How does everyone not know USF's 28 year old Australian punter?
     
  41. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    Holy Fucking Moly
     
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  42. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Fuck, that’s even better. If that doesn’t sound like someone TMB would sponsor, I dont know who would
     
  43. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Not so fast my friend!

     
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  44. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode with the mandem
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    this sleazeball is starting a firm?
     
  45. Corch

    Corch My son got the Denver Nuggets jeans
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    Not only that, his first athlete is a guy that can't beat Notre Dame?

    :yousoricky:
     
  46. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Gary Vee is the fucking worst.
     
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  47. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
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    Why does this Gary Vee fella have 9 million followers
     
  48. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    People really love shitty wine reviews.
     
    Fuck this and like this.
  49. backinblack23

    backinblack23 Bang Biscut
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    Wait till our sweet corn stands open up, gonna be crazy out here.