Golf Thread 2.0 - Jon Rahm sucks

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    I bet the petition includes absurd amounts of spam emails for Coffee Water
     
  2. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The chardonnay has been flowing at the Golf Facts household
     
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  3. Festus McBadass

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    Not sure if you’re calling is both really shitty golfers or…..
     
  4. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm a great partner. Can shoot 105 or 85.

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  5. poor paul

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  6. Degausser

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    Merritt with the one hop ace
     
  7. 1

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    I always want Americans to win all the medals because...well, I'm an American god dammit. But, I'd be perfectly fine if those two were on the medal stand alongside JT. Partly because I imagine they don't want to be forced to be in the military during their primes as well as Xander and Morikawa don't really do anything for me and I sure as hell don't want Bryson's weird ass being one of our very few Olympic medal winners in golf. Kuchar being the only one at this point is bad enough.
     
  8. poor paul

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    I love Morikawa, but yeah, I'd be just fine with either or both of the Koreans getting a medal. Especially SungJae.
     
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    You'd think the South Korean government would realize that they are better stewards for their country out on the PGA Tour rather than preparing for a war that very likely will never happen. But I get it...if you make an exception for them then where do you draw the line.

    Seems weird to have first world countries still have that law in 2021 but I'm probably just an ignorant American in this and maybe it's way more common than I realize.

    I mean Hideki should've shown them what it meant to Japan when he won the Masters.
     
  10. CTownND

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    One of the more meh leaderboards in a while. What should I be rooting for Sunday?
     
  11. poor paul

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    undrtow and I have a very not insignificant portion of $ we could win in a season long league and need Niemann to finish as high as possible.

    if you want to root for some TMBers.
     
  12. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Could the Koreans just never ever go back to Korea? Feel like that's the best option.
     
  13. 1

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    Pretty sure we would have an extradition agreement with them
     
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  14. CTownND

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    sounds like I just joined Niemann Nation
     
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  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    :dislike:
     
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  16. mb711

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    They probably want to be able to go back at some point
     
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  17. poor paul

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    Or like, at all points. Skipping their mandatory service is a complete non-idea to them.
     
  18. Bert Handsome

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    If you are rooting for the best player to be rewarded and not a fluke surprise story, it's Niemann's turn.
     
  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  20. CUAngler

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    It blows my mind how much side bend Niemann gets at impact
     
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  21. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Not gonna last long.
     
  22. MG2

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    Who is going to tie for 74th place at next year's Rocket Mortgage Classic if Phil doesn't come back?
     
  23. DollarBillHokie

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    Probably someone that draws a lot fewer fans and media interest.
     
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  24. MG2

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    well when you put it that way it's not as funny
     
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  25. jplaYa

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    Same thing for South Korean soccer. I think they beat Japan in the Asian games in like 2018 and the whole squad was exempted from service.
     
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  26. southlick

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    There's like a 5 way tie right now.
     
  27. CUAngler

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    Lebioda or neimann plz
     
  28. NP13

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    Great shot
     
  29. Andy Reocho

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  30. NP13

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    Another playoff, yay
     
  31. devine

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    What an amazing shot
     
  32. devine

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    Niemanns hat is terrible
     
  33. devine

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    That putt was dreadful lol
     
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  34. HoosDaMan

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    So bad
     
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  35. CTownND

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    Between Niemann’s approach and Davis’ putt, that’s about as bad nerve shots as you can get
     
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  36. NP13

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    Dude only makes one bogey all tournament, in a playoff, and doesn't win. That's gotta sting.
     
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  37. 1

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    What in the world? Dude who shot him had to have been high as a kite on something. Makes no sense.
     
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  38. HoosDaMan

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    First thought was he fucked a guy’s wife, then I read the story and thought meth.
     
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  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Davis and Marritt going nuts at the end cost me about 1500. Fuck.
     
  40. Zack Zedalis

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    My boss lives on this course & was live texting the info yesterday because I didn’t believe him. Just a crazy story.
    The course is fantastic btw.
     
  41. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Have they caught the perp yet?
     
  42. undrtow

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    Last I saw, he was still at large
     
  43. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Shot 85 today and grand national outside of Auburn. Couldn't make a damn thing but struck the shit out of it and chipped really well. Ties my all time low score.
     
  44. Whammy Business

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    Shot him and two others, including the guy who owned the truck that was driven onto the course. Tragic.
     
  45. High Cotton

    High Cotton Where does this fall in our Christian walk?
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    Is this the resort by the current airport or in Stapleton/Aurora?
     
  46. fattmante

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    It’s near the metro airport off 36
     
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  47. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Not a resort, Walnut Creek in Westminster
     
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  48. Matt Foley

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    Fun track, let me know if you’re ever back and need a partner.
     
  49. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Big fan of most of the rtj courses. Very reasonably with a trail card.