CONCACAF Thread

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  1. Pasta88

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  2. Owsley

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    Imagine if they had Raz too
     
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  3. The Banks

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    Who’s the worst soccer nation?

    I was looking up the worst hockey nation, Bahrain is 0-16 and they lose on average by a score of 14-2. To do some transitive explanation of how bad they are:

    Bahrain lost to Thailand 29-0.
    Thailand lost to Kazakhstan 52-1 (amazing)
    Kazakhstan lost to the US 10-0
     
  4. Corky Bucek

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    Some of the small ass island countries in the Pacific or in the Caribbean.
     
  5. The Banks

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    Looks like San Marino gets that crown. Ranked worst in the world by FIFA.
     
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    Worst loss is only 13 to Germany
     
  7. The Banks

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    That’s honestly not that bad. 52 goals in a hockey game is much more amazing than 13 in soccer. You have to hate a country to run it up that much on them.
     
  8. El_Pato

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    Nations League rosters for the other teams





     
  9. Fran Tarkenton

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    still a dream that the ABCs merge with FIFA
     
  10. Pasta88

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  11. El_Pato

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    So long Efra
     
  12. DirtBall

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    Never heard of him
     
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  13. DirtBall

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    From what I’m hearing from my sources he never even had a committable offer
     
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  14. Shiggityshwo

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    Tata's feeling the heat
     
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  15. Fran Tarkenton

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    :feedme:
     
  16. El_Pato

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    Fucking Mexico

     
  17. DirtBall

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    Normally I’d say “no way they’re allowed to do that” but it’s FIFA/CONCACAF so I’m guessing they’ll instead get encouraged to do it.
     
  18. nexus

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    lol fucking yikes. Maybe TMP can come explain to us how this is just so the world can continue enjoy El Tri’s beloved fanbase

     
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  19. El_Pato

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  20. Andy Reocho

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    Does someone fill in for them? Or does that group just lose a team?
     
  21. El_Pato

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    :idk: you would think they could just call in replacements but who knows
     
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  23. DirtBall

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    NOOOOOO!!!! I think it’s been 4 years since i saw him in person play. Was looking forward to it.
     
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  25. DirtBall

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  26. DirtBall

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    Wait. Wtf!? How is the guy that was raised in Dallas and played in FCD’s academy then chose to rep (and played for) Argentina over USA, now playing for MEX!?!?!?

     
  27. DirtBall

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  28. Iron Mickey

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    is this the official gold cup 2021 thread
     
  29. DirtBall

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    Never seen a QATAR commercial in my life, Gold Cup took care of that pretty quick.
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    Concacaf Thread::Concacaf Cup
     
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  31. DirtBall

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    Seriously, how is Funes Mori playing for Mexico!?!?
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    Lol. When was that offside? A good minute before the whistle blew.
     
  33. SugarShaun

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    I hadn’t paid any attention to their roster. Don’t like that
     
  34. DirtBall

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    This ref fucks. Hell yes
     
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  35. DirtBall

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    I’m so lost. The twins had options of US or Arg and both chose Arg and played with the senior team. No clue how tf he is with them.
     
  36. aisle seven

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    Lozano just got WAXED
     
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  37. Iron Mickey

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    Damn, poor Lozano. My god.
     
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  38. SugarShaun

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    He’s lived there for 6 years
     
  39. DirtBall

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    Arg capped him though. When he was not young.
     
  40. TheSkeeter

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    That was UGLY
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    Never happy with a player carted off, even if el tri.
     
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  42. SugarShaun

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    The new rules man. He only played 1 time. If it’s 3 or less you’re good.

    It was a friendly but that wouldn’t matter under the new rules
     
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  43. DirtBall

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    So if GGG wasn’t a disgrace he would be with the USMNT?
     
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  44. Iron Mickey

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    that’s a pen too imo
     
  45. DirtBall

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    Not a fan of what happened to chucky but I still stand by the “this ref fucks” statement
     
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  46. DirtBall

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    Tata = Kaka
     
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  48. JGator1

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  49. DirtBall

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    My lord what a long first half
     
  50. bro

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    That was a wild half. Not sure how Mexico didn’t get a penalty awarded when their striker nearly got decapitated. Mexico had seemingly 90 percent possession.

    hate them playing on turf