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  1. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    This took me a minute but I appreciate your effort
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    well I’ve been strangling my dick wrong all along
     
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  3. bigred77

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    Your link isn't working
     
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  4. bigred77

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    Man
    I know this is taking it to a dark place but it's a memory of mine I can't forget
    I'll try and spoil it
    My mother was a physician and once during her residency she told me about a case she saw where a father ended up being arrested because his little boy was brought to the ER with serious damage to his penis because the father had been putting rubber bands around the boys penis because he was peeing the bed. Like it was about to fall off completely.
    I haven't thought of that terrible story in years, but damn that post reminded me of it instantly.
    Looking back I have no idea why my mother told me that story.
     
  5. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Says don’t read this, I read it

    :I don’t know what I was expecting gif:
     
  6. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    When I was 3 or 4, I put one of those little rubber bands on my dog’s tail and the hair covered it. He almost had to have it amputated. :-(
     
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  7. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Around same age my daughter put a hair tie thingy on our dogs foot. Also was close to amputation
     
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  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    In middle school this kid put a clothespin on his ear in class and the teacher said he could leave it there the rest of class or get written up and it turned really red and the teachers name was Albert Einstein
     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    God damn, did not need to read those stories.
     
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  10. Boo MFer!

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    Blame an English teacher!
     
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  11. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    This is significantly better than the movie Now You See Me.
     
  12. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    When my dad was in residency a patient had passed away, and another doctor was told to go in and pronounce them dead, so the doctor walked in waved his arms around and bellowed, “I now pronounce you dead!” Course the family was still in the room at the time.
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    I fixed it for you. Boa Constrictor is the new Albert Einstein.
     
  14. The Blackfish

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    God damn it
     
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  15. bigred77

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    I literally told you not to read it
     
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  16. bigred77

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    I literally told you to not read it
     
  17. The Blackfish

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    Which guaranteed I was going to read it
     
  18. bigred77

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    If I told you to not jump off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?
     
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  19. Festus McBadass

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    Yes, if you put it in a spoiler.
     
  20. chuckmasterflex

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  21. kinghill

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    bigred77 don't read this

    fuck you
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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  23. TableKnight

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    Fffuuuuuucccckkkkkkk

    This is worse than the leopard video IMO
     
  24. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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  25. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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  26. TeeDee

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    My dad's first generation Italian-American. I've pointed this out so much since I was a kid that I notice him start and stop hand motions when he gets passionate about a topic nowadays. It's absolutely genetic, I'm convinced.
     
  27. Drown ‘Em

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    How fast was the truck going?


    And drive a truck into it from the other direction to fix it. Duh.
     
  28. Festus McBadass

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    This you?
     
  29. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Right by Ohare airport where there is tons of trucking/logistics activity there was an overpass that was under construction and shortened it's height of trucks that could fit underneath. There were signs for miles clearly stating such. Truckers did not give a fuck and would hit the overpass every damn day. I think they ended up closing the road altogether because they couldn't finish the work otherwise.
     
  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I hate how this idea sorta carries eugenic undertones, but you should have to have a real rudimentary psych eval before you have kids. This shit destroys me. Probably about the least appropriate thread for a feelings dump, but watch me go.

    Collection of kid's getting really hurt shit in the spoiler dead dove DO NOT EAT:

    Spent a lot of last two years in med school in PICU. Went into medicine thinking I wanted to do peds crit care, as I did some research in the PICU prior to med school and thought it was cool AF.

    Will never forget having to resuscitate a 1 month old who arrested at home. Sodium levels were lowest I've still ever seen, I think like below 100 even (normal is like 140, 120 would be considered fairly critical). Turns out his parents had been feeding him Mt. Dew instead of formula. They had formula, were on WIC, but "he just seemed to like it more."

    Had to stabilize another kid, a 9 month old, who drowned because her dad put her in the bathtub and told her 3 year old sister to keep an eye on her while he took a nap.

    Neither of these cases went well. About a good 1/4th to 1/3rd of kids in the PICU at any given time were there because their parents are the absolute WOAT.

    I couldn't hack it anymore, so I ditched that career idea. Actually bailed on doing peds altogether even though I absolutely love kids. That was hard on me then, but now that I have a toddler and another on the way, I have some PTSD from all those experiences. And as a parent, a lot of paranoia about the most random shit. Ask me sometime why I don't keep zip ties in the house
    EDIT no actually don't. Just imagine the worst thing that could happen and keep zip ties the fuck away from your kids
     
  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  32. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Nope, but we probably graduated from the same engineering program.
     
  33. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    My grandfather died of lung cancer right about where the red crossed the blue
     
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  34. goheels10

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    pretty sure this would occupy my kid for hours.
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    What's that clip (the woman shaking) from?
     
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  36. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    Your kid?

    I just checked my work calendar to see when I had a break between calls so I can go downstairs and do this.
     
  37. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  38. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Some crazy Karen who lost her shit at a Victoria’s Secret because a black woman was in there.
     
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  39. kinghill

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    Welp I’m about to google “victoria secret karen black woman”
     
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  40. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    It is in the Karen freakout thread, save your search algorithm
     
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  41. kinghill

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    Disturbing watch
     
  42. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I'm pretty sure I could watch videos of it for hours so...
     
  43. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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  44. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Lot to unpack here.

     
  45. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    Mine died at the top of the red curve. Grandma was a nurse but couldn’t get him to quit.
     
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  46. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    [​IMG]
     
  47. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What people think bar fights look like vs. What bar fights look like
     
  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I did laugh at him pulling the bitch move of putting his hand out to shake, then cheap shotting him.
     
  49. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Twice!