Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. pearl

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    I got a chuckle out of this

     
  2. Hank Scorpio

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    Jesus, fuck her so much.
     
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  3. southlick

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  4. chuckmasterflex

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    MilfsLoveBBC speaks for all of us
     
  5. Bruce Wayne

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    She had to have signed up with her real name
     
  6. racer

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    Shoot them with rubber bullets at point blank range, plz n thx.
     
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  7. Hank Scorpio

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    Rubber?
     
  8. *DIESEL*

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  9. steamengine

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  10. racer

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    Blacked Raw Brandi Love x Cory Chase is the movie America needed.
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    If fucking black guys precludes you from attending a conservative convention CPAC going to be a ghost town next year
     
  12. Redav

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    Kind of wish I would have thought of this
     
  13. Bruce Wayne

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    This was always the only way it would ever end

     
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  14. Josey Wales

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    Just consider the psychopathy behind the chuds not caring about covid when we were seeing 10s of thousands of deaths a day, then add racism to it. Makes it seem really foolish to think appealing to humanity will get those ppl to give a shit about other health and social crises.
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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  16. portlandspartan

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    Blood boiling shit.
     
  17. BudKilmer

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  18. dblplay1212

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    Let's just act like it never happened so people can stop using it as an excuse!

    :angry::angry::angry:
     
  19. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    They're telling us exactly what they want the future to look like.
     
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  20. Prospector

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  21. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Republicans:
    The libs are trying to erase history by taking down our statues!!!!!!

    Also Republicans:
    Let’s remove the parts of American history we don’t like from curriculum!
     
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  22. Henry Blake

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    Ds: let's implement social institutions and norms that most developed countries have, ok?
    Rs: you're making us do crazy shit. stahp.
     
  23. Daniel Ocean

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    why are Florida and Georgia congresspeople having rallies in Cali?
     
  24. Josey Wales

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    So what’s happening with that investigation anyway?
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    No one going to watch your 7 min video bruh
     
  27. steamengine

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    First reply I saw. These people are softer than baby shit.
     
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  28. cyclist

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  29. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  30. afb

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    people should definitely rise up

    maybe they should march on washington or something

    or go into the senate chambers
     
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  31. Can I Spliff it

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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. Bruce Wayne

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    It really can't be stated enough that we are really and truly fucked

     
  35. dcon79

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    Somebody just watched wolf of wall street it seems.
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    To be fair, for most of our history I bet you'd get 1/5 Americans responding that they agree that Roman Catholics are in league with a giant demon snake that lives just outside of town and eats children.

    Saw a fella at the gas station today that had a beard tattoo but only on half his face. People are unbelievable goddamn stupid and weird as shit.
     
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  37. BudKilmer

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  38. BudKilmer

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    DINESH :laugh:

    I feel like getting high and then flipping through a coffee table style book of McNaughtons works would melt my brain
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Gonna be awful difficult to assemble of a political coalition without guys who have jerked off to Brandi, but I'd like to see you try.
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    Matt Walsh and Erick Erickson as gatekeepers :laugh:
     
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  41. ned's head

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    I'm team no stocks for members of congress, but glenn found a way to make the least compelling argument ever for it

     
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  42. Sub-Zero

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    Props to the 9% who believe it's definitely microchipping and got the shots anyway
     
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  43. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  44. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Can aliens finally come and use us as pets or meat. I’m done wishing for asteroids
     
  45. Redav

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    This is why I think it will be hard for them to build coalitions. You have these windbags while there's a huge section of like barstool conservatives who don't give a shit about the morality stuff
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    you wanna know how you guarantee the infrequent voters who showed up to vote for trump go back to not voting

    this, this right here
     
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  47. Can I Spliff it

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    No one believes you dont jerk it to porn, eric/matt