Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  1. Tobias

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    announcer for one of the most perennial loser teams in sports has an idiotic take wow i feel so owned
     
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  2. Tobias

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    i’m making skyline wednesday can’t wait
     
  3. AHebrewToo

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  4. Goose

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    I had a coney today :smug:
     
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  5. dump

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    Skyline Chili is the only thing me and Buckeye fans can agree on
     
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  6. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Wrong
     
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  7. teel

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    The chili being ladled onto the spaghetti has to be one of the most disgusting images of edible food you can possibly find
     
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  8. skiedfrillet

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    some ohio transplant started up a "skyline chili" in charleston, sc. i put it in quotes bc it's not called skyline, it's called Shoreline Chili. i've only had it sober, and yes it was fucking garbage

    but i have had it stoned and it was quite delightful so enjoy this mixed review
     
  9. val venis

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  10. Baron

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    I could fuck with a couple chilitos right about now.
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    You could prolly just swing through Taco Bell and grab some stuff off the dollar menu and just pour a bunch of brown sugar on it.
     
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  12. Corch

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    That seems like way more work than just going to skyline
     
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  13. Tobias

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    its also not remotely comparable to skyline but whatever people need to look "cool" on the internet more power to them i guess
     
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  14. Hoss Bonaventure

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    If shitting on Skyline is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
     
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  15. Houndster

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    Chili has gotten too big for its britches and I’m tired hearing about it. I am considering cancelling chili for good
     
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  16. herb.burdette

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    Both are wrong. You have to go west side Cincinnati. Maybe a Kyle Rudolph jersey from Elder HS.
     
  17. repoocs

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    Not if you're enjoying the fine delicacies of Skyline in Reading. Then you go the Michael Kelso route. 91shejfwu9d21.jpg
     
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  18. Baron

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    The Delhi Skyline is pretty damn good just sayin
     
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  19. Baron

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  20. Tobias

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    it was great. already looking forward to the leftovers tonight
     
  21. Goose

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    Joey Chestnut putting Skyline on blast



     
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  23. 40wwttamgib

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    i'd love to see chestnut destroy 50 conies in five minutes.
     
  24. wes tegg

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  25. Tobias

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    blooper no
     
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  26. Baron

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  27. Tobias

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    this man is correct. most all of the skyline hate is from people who have never tried it and just go along with the "cool" crowd bashing it online
     
  28. phunkybuck

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    tbh I'm a coneys guy so I can get on board with Blooper here. Gimme 3 or 4 coneys with onions and mustard and I'm good.
     
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  29. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’ve never had the legit stuff from the actual restaurant but I tried a spoonful of the canned stuff and that was some disgusting shit.
     
  30. Tobias

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    like i said

     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    That’s because I’ve been lucky enough to never have been to Cincy or Ohio in general.
     
  32. wes tegg

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    Coneys aren’t half bad, but the spaghetti itself sucks.
     
  33. skiedfrillet

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    the charleston version of skyline (just a couple cincinatti folk came down here and started a restaurant serving a similar menu to skyline) is actually pretty good. i've only had the burger, onion rings, and chili dogs - but they're all decentish. i had it for lunch on monday and it was a lot better than the last time i tried it delivered by doordash

    need to scrape off about 90% of the cheese, but it's a solid dog
     
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  34. Baron

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    LOL, where are you from again? Arkansas?
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I live in Houston. I got the fuck outta Arkansas.
     
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  36. M'ark Pepperonio

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    No. I've sadly had skyline a few times and I hate it so much.
     
  37. Constant

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    Also, just like you can make a burger at home with better ingredients and a little effort and have it be much better than a fast food burger, you can make skyline at home and make it much better than the slop a fast food place will serve you.

    Skyline suffers by being called chili. It's just not, and it runs afoul of Chili Cunts.
     
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  38. Tobias

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    like i said

     
  39. Baron

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    I could go for some Skyline tonight but it feels like 100 degrees outside. Nothing sounds good.
     
  40. Tobias

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    the restaurant itself is great but i make this recipe a lot and its even better

    https://www.food.com/recipe/skylike-chili-skyline-chili-copycat-110548
     
  41. Baron

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    I bet the guys who don't like Skyline would be Gold Star people Goose
     
  42. M'ark Pepperonio

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    Sorry to disappoint you, but no. I hated it before I knew anyone online felt the same way. I will hate it even if people on the internet start to like it.
     
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  43. Constant

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    Gotta respect a man knowing his own mind and digestive system.
     
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  44. Constant

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  45. herb.burdette

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  46. dump

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    whats the difference?
     
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  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They’re both way better than Dallas. Dallas is the Arkansas of Texas.
     
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  48. SugarShaun

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    You’d think Texarkana would be
     
  49. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Nope. Texarkana, TX and Texarkana, AR are two completely different places. The Texas side is much better.
     
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