Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bruce Wayne

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    Someone has to be doing a mass study on the collective mental illness all of these people are suffering from right?

     
  2. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We have 2 nephews being born in the next couple of weeks. My wife asked if she could fly in to ARKANSAS with our son to go see everyone. I don’t know if I actually accomplished it, but I’m pretty sure I Yao faced harder than the meme.
     
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  3. jokewood

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  4. IV

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    Couldn’t you just make it all up?
     
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  5. infected donkey

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    I mean it’s an awesome time in our own COVID HOTBOX! But on a serious note had to ban my MIL from coming over because she refuses to get the covid or a TDAP shot. Not letting her put my 2 month old childs health in danger because of her dumbassery.
     
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  6. nexus

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    If there's one thing Oklahoma is all about it's supporting white people kicking brown people off their own land
     
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  7. Daniel Ocean

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    we love ice cream when they put out their BLM statement the Beo household decided we’d only buy Ben&Jerry’s.
     
  8. jokewood

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    The real money comes from running the giant abortion prison I'm building.
     
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  9. steamengine

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  10. steamengine

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    The soap company?!?!
     
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  11. bro

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    Ben & Jerry's, a Vermont corporation and wholly-owned subsidiary of Unilever since 2000 ...

    https://www.unilever.com/news/press-releases/2021/unilever-statement-on-ben-and-jerrys-decision.html

    Ben & Jerry’s was acquired by Unilever in 2000. As part of the acquisition agreement, we have always recognised the right of the brand and its independent Board to take decisions about its social mission. We also welcome the fact that Ben & Jerry’s will stay in Israel.
     
  12. steamengine

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  13. chuckmasterflex

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  14. Fran Tarkenton

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    chances that Talking Head Merica is Anti-Vax is sky high

     
  15. VaxRule

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    Guy should be fired just for his vaxx stance.
     
  16. IV

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    I’m guessing Pullman is pretty red
     
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  17. BellottiBold

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    lollolol make him coach remotely too
     
  18. steamengine

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  19. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Ken Paxton is maybe at the top of the shit head rankings. Just an absolute fucking ghoul.
     
  20. CaneKnight

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    Just complete mush brain, but not surprising from a football coach
     
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  21. CaneKnight

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    Best part about Paxton is hes an actual criminal and he gets to do this shit
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Does he think Biden won Texas?
     
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  23. IV

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    he’s said he’s openly Biden would have won Texas without his suppression
     
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  24. AptosDuck

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    I'm just gonna pencil in the Oct. 2 game vs. Wazzu as a win right now
     
  25. Josey Wales

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    Chuds: we need to close polls and do other things bc elections are expensive

    also chuds: we need to have unnecessary audits based on lies *not mention of footing the bill*
     
  26. pearl

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    Fuckers are literally traveling into the future
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. bro

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  29. Super Vegeta

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  30. CUAngler

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    Is he the one that got pissing downtown Greenville?
     
  31. Lyrtch

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    its always fun to be reminded how big of children republicans have been forever
     
  32. BellottiBold

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    Huff is sooooooo fragile my god lmao
     
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  33. VaxRule

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    He is bound and determined to prove what a piece of shit he is at every opportunity
     
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  34. Duck70

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    It's amazing that Conservatives just get to wash their hands about being wrong about literally nearly every issue.

    I got chastised for being anti-Iraq war in high school and in 2016 I had the same people calling me a war-monger on Facebook because I said I was voting for Hillary. They flip on litterly everything, the only throughline is the party "platform" which is based on white grievances and white supremacy.
     
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  35. Ray McKigney

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    Lol dude is an assistant coach at something called Kutztown University. What an abject piece of shit.
     
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  36. CuckFinn

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    That’s unfortunate. Hard to believe a dude named G.A. Mangus would have shitty political viewpoints.
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    If by caught you mean decided to whip it out and piss on main street in front of everyone then yeah the sneaky little bastard was caught
     
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  38. Ray McKigney

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    Think it was right outside the Carolina Ale House.
     
  39. jrmy

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    Aubrey Huff is definitely gay and extremely ashamed about it
     
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  40. slogan119

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    Freedom fries because France wouldn’t commit troops
     
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  41. BudKilmer

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  42. Josey Wales

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    Rex “trump is a fucking moron” tillerson: our foreign relations are worse off now after trump
     
  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Soooo, leaving a kid alone in a car in July in Mississippi with a loaded gun…no charges? Can they check if either of the parents is a black woman who wasn’t supposed to vote or something?
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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    If the kid were to have died of heat stroke instead, they'd be behind bars
     
  45. GrizzliesDrew

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    If the kid drank a beer they left open in the car they’d be in jail as well. But, because they killed him, that’s punishment enough I guess
     
  46. Can I Spliff it

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    Lmao at going strapped to a christian revivalist event
     
  47. Roy

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    That’s the guy who was caught pissing in public in Greenville and couldn’t beat out Spurrier Jr for OC duties, right?

    Yea, that sounds about right.