HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

To bad the entirety of the front office doesn’t have this kind of conviction for a title

 

Because they don’t have fear for their jobs…

 

Since the DH is coming, I think the Braves should re-sign Fred, and then go get both Seager boys. They’re NC boys so I bet they grew up Braves fans and I bet they’d love the chance to play together on their childhood favorite team. You could rotate Fred, Riley and Old Seager between 1b, 3b, and DH. Imagine a 1-6 of
Acuña
Young Seager
Fred
Riley
Oz
Old Seager

That fucking slaps. Would leave Catcher, Left, and Center. We have some inexpensive internal options for those. Might convince TdA to resign for a year with a 2nd year buyout. If so he’d slot in great in the 7 hole.

But that all starts with trading Morton, Smyly, Dansby, Joc, and Smith.

 

Chipper was on Dale Jr's podcast the other week and mentioned Corey by name as someone he'd like the Braves to add. Found that interesting.

 

Chipper also said Riley is a 40 bombs a year guy right after he was called up. The man is prescient.

 

What a deep cut. This is what we pay for.

 

Instead, we will tender Dansby a contract and squabble with him over $750k in arbitration.

 

chipper also said there’s some suspicious stuff that happened in newton that he’s still looking into

 

Im pretty sure he looked into and now he’s not acting like a lunatic

 

Can't wait until we complete our big deadline deal with the stripers.

 

Nice to finally see him get it going

 

6.5 hours to save your job, AA you little weasel

 

Lol. You think his job is remotely on the line?

 

loubias doesn’t discuss another man’s job

 

“We feel confident in this team as constructed moving forward” - AA

 

Y’all can have culberson back so you can get rid of sandoval

 

cc: Louis Holth

 

berios to toronto

take your time AA. no rush bud. grab a nap

 

You can have Gibson for literally anyone in your top 20

 

He’s cheap as fuck too so that’s a plus

 

too much for AA

 

Our stove is ice cold

 

Kennedy is actually the guy I’d more prefer Atlanta to grab.

 

It's pretty frustrating. Do something...anything.

 

Take him

Take them both

I want to see just how bad the Rangers can get

 

Im looking at AA on the nanny cam and he looks so peaceful

 

throw in willie calhoun and you’ve got yourself a god damn deal rondell

 

3:59 pm

Braves trade for pitcher Matt Harvey

AA: I feel like my work here is done

 

its a competitive disadvantage to the braves that the trade deadline happens right smack dab in the middle of AA's nap time

if he doesnt get a nap he will be very cranky this afternoon

 

the raw energy produced from the hate watch of his baghdad bob routine on tonight's broadcast will be enough to solve the energy crisis for the next decade

 

Holy shit someone actually traded for Panda

 

Hell of a deal, AA. Hell of a deal.

 

Panda sucked, but dammit I'm going to miss him in the dugout.

 

The fact we got anything for Panda is astonishing really.

 

Gross

 

GTFO.

 

DUVY BACK BABY

 

Love Duvy