Why are we handing Tua the Miami starting job again?

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  1. Corch

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    Donate it to something more important imo
     
  2. dblplay1212

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    That works. Winner picks the charity.

    GoodForAnother want you see what Corch thinks of TMB.
     
  3. Corch

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    Cool just pm'd you so we have a record outside the thread
     
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  4. dblplay1212

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    Fwiw I don't feel overly confident he gets to 4522 but a bet makes it more fun to follow.
     
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  5. The Banks

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    Wait, dbl thinks Tua is gonna average 266+ yards? He was at 114 last year.

    edit: nvm he’s just feeling charitable.
     
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  6. bro

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    Plus, potential injury candidate
     
  7. Handcuffed

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    and with Tua, gotta think about the benchings, too
     
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  8. Corch

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    If I win the bet, you can donate it to Ronald McDonald House of Denver
     
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  9. dblplay1212

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    I'll go with the Bail Project
     
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  10. GoodForAnother

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  11. Jack Parkman

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  12. bro

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    he really had to put his entire body into that wobbly pass. woof
     
  13. Nug

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    well yea but it was like a 75 yard pass
     
  14. Jack Parkman

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    He had to put extra effort into that long explosive TD pass

    :magatears:
     
  15. CF3234

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    Thread is weirdly quiet today.

    First week of training camp should have a bunch of updates from Corch and bro
     
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  16. bro

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    my attention is on the best defensive player on the team demanding a trade. However, a quick check shows Tua is really sharpening his best skill at practice.


     
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  17. bro

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    Also, Dolphins fans really cannot get out of their own head about Tua's arm strength :roll:



     
  18. Jack Parkman

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    Wow big mistake by bro revealing his Twitter handle
     
  19. tylerdolphin

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    Uh yeah nobody has ever said Josh Allen doesn't have an incredible arm. You can be a successful NFL QB without having an Allen caliber arm.
     
  20. bro

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    look, I didn't want to be the bearer of bad news. But CF demanded it.
     
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  21. CF3234

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    all I said was that I was surprised you weren't providing updates in this thread since you have taken it upon yourself to update TMB every time Tua plays football.
     
  22. Barves2125

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    "Show me a QB that doesn't have to step into a throw that's 55+ yards in the air"
    *shows a pass that travels 45 yards*

    Arguing sports on Twitter is a first ballot HOF way to waste time. Even worse than doing it on TMB!
     
  23. bro

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    guys, you won't believe it, but the same Dolphins and Bama fans are mad again.
     
  24. Tobias

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    congrats to bama and miami fans on their supposedly good qb being able to throw a wobbly 55 yard pass. really changes the whole debate tbh
     
  25. Jack Parkman

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    Sucks he had to put effort into it though
     
  26. Icculus is a Bammer

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    At least he didn’t hit another make a wish kid in the face today missing a ten yard out. Progress
     
  27. Gritty Badger

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    If the Dolphins trade Howard and Tua starts 17 games baby we got a stew goin’ for their 1st rd pick next year
     
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  28. Jack Parkman

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    who are you targeting at pick 32?
     
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  29. Gritty Badger

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    kayvon
     
  30. Jack Parkman

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  31. Corch

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    What do you want you weird dork?
     
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  32. CF3234

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    I was checking on your well-being as you seem to love posting updates about Tua
     
  33. Corch

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    Okay thanks for checking.

    Today's update is Tua still blows
     
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  34. Sean Connery

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    It appears that some posters ITT are not subscribed to your Tua text message updates.
     
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  35. Icculus is a Bammer

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    Any tua updates today?
     
  36. Handcuffed

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    sounds like Herbert had a 60+ yd throw on the run today

    edit - make that 70 yards



     
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  37. Jack Parkman

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    wrong thread handy
     
  38. Pappy

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    NO YOU BLOW
     
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  39. Jack Parkman

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  41. TrustyPatches

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    Tua might’ve finally broke through the language barrier
     
  42. Why?Pokes

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    Practice INTs?

    This thread is about 2 pages away from arguing whose dad could beat up Tua’s dad. Get a fucking grip people.
     
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  43. TeeDee

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    I'm frankly shocked he's looking better in his second year, coming off of a broken hip was no real excuse.
     
  44. i am a bammer

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    bro thoughts?
     
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  45. bro

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  46. Jack Parkman

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  47. TrustyPatches

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    Bro put the L in Tuas ukulele
     
  48. bro

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    is there anything more embarrassing than making this joke after a practice? :roll:
     
  49. Handcuffed

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    have we considered that miami's 2021 defense is just horrible?
     
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  50. mal630

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    I would love for Tua to break through and have a great season. Him successfully throwing ball 10 yards past the LOS in the air in regular season games with regularity will be the barometer.
     
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