Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bishop

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    In the way she's "Trying" to go around GA to get white people to register and vote republican.
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    No need. Evangelical churches have this down to a science. Excuse me, they have this down to an intelligent design.
     
  3. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Strike first, strike hard, no mercy
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  4. IV

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    booo
     
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  5. Beeds07

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    They had acid spitting lobsters last week. I’m not a biblical scholar but two death reptiles coming for you seems like a sign you are fucking shit up.
     
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  6. IV

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    time for a democrat to turn one into grain or some shit and get the evangelical vote back
     
  7. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m beyond fed up with white evangelicals to the point I don’t want them on my side politically. If any deity out there could somehow get them to erase their turnout numbers, I will spread whatever their “good news” happens to be.
     
  8. IV

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    I promise it was purely a joke, they are not nice people
     
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  9. jokewood

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  10. Doc Louis

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    Not a herpetologist either. Lobsters aren't reptiles.
     
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  11. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  12. steamengine

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    Latham Saddler is quite a name
     
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  13. PeterGriffin

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    I’m pretty sure that if your name is Latham then your first word must be the n word.
     
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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    I know only a few places are doing it, but it'd be awesome if all Florida school districts called DeSantis' bluff and instituted mask mandates. This dude wants to be president. Defunding schools isn't a winning message.
     
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  15. cutig

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    Yeah but he wants to be president of the trump party. They'd celebrate those evil liberal brainwashing institutions getting defunded
     
  16. val venis

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    Saw a Trump-DeSantis 2024 flag today. I want to die.

    :facepalm:
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    Things are going great in Florida. Turns out, real leadership is passing a law expressly forbidding local leadership doing what's best for themselves and playing chicken with putting kids on ventilators, but also saying you'll do something (maybe) to stop putting putting kids behind the crosshairs if Biden does....something? about the border?
     
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  18. BudKilmer

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    Why the fuck are white people so mad? Shit has been real good for us. Fucking hell
     
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  19. Can I Spliff it

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    I really should start making "but seriously, for the love of god, keep masking your dipshit kids" shirts
     
  20. Hank Scorpio

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    Haven't you heard? We're being replaced!
     
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  21. JGator1

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    It's long but it's a good summary. If you've paid attention it's also obvious Meadows was a major source for cleat chasing journalists throughout the Trump regime who'd write whatever bs he told them.
     
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  22. NYGator

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  23. Daniel Ocean

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    you joke but this is literally the reason it’s similar to reason there are so many angry men. People (believing) they are losing their power to individuals they’ve always been told and believe are less then.
     
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  24. beerleagueman

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    Trump tore this country apart and brought out the ugly in so many. have seen first hand accounts from friends parents to co workers who turned into different people post 2016 , they are always pissed off
     
  25. beerleagueman

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    Speaking(err pandering) for freedom for Cuba and immediately throw out a journalist …Banana Republic Miami
     
  26. BudKilmer

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  27. HoosDaMan

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    I figure it will be Trump/Noem.
     
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  28. Mr. Bean

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    Noem has really fallen out of favor with them. Can’t remember quite what it was, maybe multiple things
     
  29. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    So disturbing to watch that. Feels like no one notices or cares what the GOP is doing in the light of day.
     
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  30. HoosDaMan

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    Interesting. I think he definitely picks a woman.
     
  31. El Tiburon

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    It's because she has a vagina and it's not Ivanka's.
     
  32. beerleagueman

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    the brunette eye roll …sobering how they don’t care about Jan 6 and all the other warning signs here as long as they have their tax cut .
     
  33. BellottiBold

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    Does anybody know what the event was that Mccarthy was speaking at (I didn't bother checking)
     
  34. BellottiBold

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    Yea that shit is pretty gross. "Oh god why won't he just shut up already about actual treason"
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    She is married to a tip of the spear fascist. I imagine she will advocate fascism.
     
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  36. afb

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    I appreciate the clarification of "no more videos at all"
     
  37. PeterGriffin

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    She really is missing the gilded opportunity to keep making videos with him. Think of the sponsorships: “Big shoutout to Robinson’s Funeral Home, say the tag line, Timbo!” And then she uses a marionette rigging to jostle him around and mumbles out some shit like a macabre ventriloquist. Tik Tok gold.
     
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  38. HoosDaMan

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    Do not. I repeat do not put Timbo in the Twitter search box.
     
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  39. dblplay1212

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    :roll:
     
  40. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I don’t listen and I often regret it
     
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  41. CaneKnight

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    What comes up
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    A big beautiful man.
     
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  43. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    I’m inviting this guy to my next birthday party.
     
  44. Bruce Wayne

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    Remember the good times guys?

     
  45. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:

     
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  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Thanks for stepping on my joke nerd
     
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  47. pearl

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