Every time this thread is bumped I'm consciously reminded that this guy has bagged her, Halsey, and Meghan Fox in the last couple years (and got head from Rachel Starr while doing a performance live, but that is less surprising):
As wild as it is to say, that's... questionable About to quadruple my tattoo count, get cokehead skinny and paint my nails black. I'm sure it'll work out well for me.