Madison Cawthorn - Poor Loser

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    “Bend the knee”????

    This mother fucker’s knees are bent 24/7. What in the fuck is Everlasting Lap talking about?
     
  2. Hank Scorpio

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    This is basically every accidentally left tweet in a nutshell.
     
  3. pez

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  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Damn, did they make a Street Sharks movie?
     
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  5. Butthead

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    Why is it always 1984

    Why
     
  6. IV

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    No on ever wants to talk about animal farm or lord of the flies
     
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  7. pez

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    that’s King Shark to you
     
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  8. IV

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    I would watch a Street Sharks or Swat Kats movie for sure
     
  9. —

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    Why isn’t it ever Anthem or Brave New World?


    Because 1984 is read by like 70% of kids in 8th grade.
     
  10. Where Eagles Dare

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    1984 written by a noted Anti Fascist and supporter of Democratic Socialism surely agrees with Madison
     
  11. Butthead

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    Somehow I doubt 1984 was part of Madison's home school curriculum
     
  12. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    I, too, love to read fiction novels.
     
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  13. WC

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    Maybe this is our out!!

     
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  16. IV

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    man just really pisses me off, OSHA is a good thing
     
  17. 40wwttamgib

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    makes perfect sense a (self inflicted) handicapped piece of shit like Madison wouldn’t give two fucks about the safety and well being of others.
     
  18. WC

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    Don’t forget lying. He’s a lying piece of shit too.
     
  19. bro

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  20. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    probably not a big deal though
     
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    A republican probably has to kill someone at this point for anything to happen
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    They still wouldn’t do a damn thing. That one guy killed a guy with his car and they didn’t do shit. They all have the Trump murder pass now.
     
  23. WC

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    I mean they effectively murdered 700k Americans over the last 18 months and nobody cares.
     
  24. timo

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  25. VaxRule

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    It’s both hilarious and soul crushing that the absolute dumbest people are the ones in power.
     
  26. OZ2

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    He will absolutely be among the first in line to blame Halo for some plasma firing machine the minute 25 kids are shot in a school
     
  27. AbeFroman

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    Yeah, go off Madison. Everyone knows we need to spend way more money on the military.

    Dude's dumber than the chair he rode in on.
     
  28. OZ2

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    It’s been 15+ years since I’ve played Halo, don’t judge me for my lack of knowledge with using a made up something to fit my response, thanks - OZ - Wayne
     
  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean, he's not wrong. The fucking Pistol w/scope in Halo 1 was an elite weapon
     
  30. Fancy

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    dibs on gravity hammer
     
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  31. skiedfrillet

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    Semi auto rocket launcher comin at ya bb
     
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  32. WC

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    When dealing with people like Madison Cawthorn violence is not the ans………………….


     
  33. Name P. Redacted

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    gimme a rocket launcher and sword i'm gonna teleport behind people
     
  34. tne

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    imagine rolling up to the Q protest with an energy sword

    what a flex
     
  35. wes tegg

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    Halo is obsolete. It came out in like 2002.
     
  36. nexus

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    lol Halo Infinite you dolt
     
  37. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  38. wes tegg

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    He didn't say Halo Infinite, nerd.
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah 2002 is like a dozen or more years after Vietnam
     
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  40. Butthead

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    Madison strikes me as more of a CoD guy tbh
     
  41. Josey Wales

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    Welp, it isn’t just the olds in Congress to blame for the US being beyond in cyber, where 21st century wars will be fought.

    Unlike the typical male chud, Madison’s dick may literally not work, so I can better understand his need to compensate.
     
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  42. Stringer Bell

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    I never played Halo, so can anyone tell me if this weapon was in the game, cuz I would use this to defeat Madison.
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  43. GrizzliesDrew

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    Fingerless tree gloves in Halo?
     
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  44. bro

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    can't wait for our military to no scope a bunch of n00bz
     
  45. Butthead

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    if Madison was worth a shit, he'd play Escape From Tarkov

    this is stupid "gamer" smack talk fwiw
     
  46. Butthead

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    you never played halo?
     
  47. Butthead

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    oh and give me a shotty and a br

    and a vehicle to drive like an idiot
     
  48. Stringer Bell

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    I've never really even played Street Fighter or Mortal Combat for more that a few minutes. Gaming doesn't hold my attention and I can't sit still for hours.
     
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  49. Butthead

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    fighting games are for nerds lolol

    actually it's really better that you never get into this thing tbh :twocents:
     
  50. Daniel Ocean

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    Somehow just wasted two hours playing a game lol