Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

Like rescinded. Big time.

 

Before I got married and moved I used to party with this girl a lot. She was always a bit crazy but holy shit this blew my mind. She's friends with my wife on facebook and her husband (who has since deleted his FB) was always doting on her about being a great mom. She was supposed to spend the night at my friend's sister's house last night and go to a concert. Apparently she was belligerent and trying to free the animals

https://www.5newsonline.com/article...scue/527-201fb99f-e210-4251-9c79-78ff7552d088

Spoiler

 

Is "party with this girl a lot" code for bang? People are asking.

 

we never had sex, probably was going to one night but ended up bringing an old lady home (and made shotgun girl drive) bc I took a lot of ecstasy

Think that kinda ruined my chances

 

You may have made it out with your life that night, another reason to love cougars

 

Spoiler: pic of guys shoulder

 

Now I kinda wanna party with blind dog

 

Any idea why she did this? The guy was a rescue shelter worker, those are some of the best people on the planet occupation wise.

 

Something tells me drugs and/or alcohol were involved.

 

One of my closest friends sister (who she was supposed to go to alanis morissette concert with Saturday night) is her BFF and is completely dumbfounded

isn’t it ironic ?

 

just found my post about this in the worst sex story thread

 

Which club?

 

Night life, and not when it was on east side of university but after it moved to west side in shitty strip mall. We originally went to disco but I was rolling so hard I fell walking up the stairs and they wouldn’t let me in

 

Ah, the good ole days

 

I wish my Arkansas cousin was this kind instead of the other kind

 

he a boring ugly loser like bertwing ?

 

Plugged it

 

He actually used to be the good kind. Remember when we were like 23 at a family reunion and he was all "fuck this, these Houston freeways are like 6 dang ol lanes wide I'm purty sure I can keep her on the road well enough to get us to Hyooters"

What ensued was the most terrifying ride of my life but I'm alive.

Fast forward 3 years later at another family reunion and his shirt is tucked in and he's buying anti-abortion billboards instead of shots for our waitresses.

So I guess I expect each of you to evolve along a similar path sooner or later

 

I told you this in confidence!! I swallowed one pill and the shotgun girl convinced me to

then after I did she backed out. I had like a pocket full and woke up with zero so maybe took more in various ways or maybe gave them away or lost them idk

 

It’s ok to admit you stuck a pill up your ass. No judgement.

 

I was 19 yrs old and my friend was big in the drug game and got some triple stack Rolex E’s. We’re talking 2001 and these were the best on the market. So we went full Wolf of Wallstreet and purged ourselves so we could get the full effect from shoving these pills up our b-holes. I swear to Satan, I rolled for like 3 days. I just had to hang out at his moms house and trip balls in his room and save my bathroom time for when I felt it was “safe”

 

idk if I’ve ever been more fucked up than that night

I remember the Rolex’s, Motorola’s & KLM’s coming thru LR and they were like nothing else I’d ever had

don’t remember which ones but one of those 3 were what I was on said night

 

That's your worst sex story? I've had worse experiences in the last week and I'm married

 

White people shoving pills up their bungholes, sounds about white

 

Quite possibly the weirdest entry on this website.

 

I'm not positive I have my trashy central arkansas club/bar scene history correct, but I believe Night Life Rocks was in the huge ass building on east side (was Joe’s Big Bamboo at some point) and when they moved to trashier spot on other side they dropped “Rocks” from their name

 

Yikes but

 

Meh

 

Meth

 

Never before have I wondered what meth fueled sex is like, but here we are

 

What's Schabusiness doing something like that?

 

You’re asking questions that were answered by the tweet.

But that is a lot of work to cut off a head. People say.

 

She must have really hated the guy

 

Or enjoyed the work.

 

A bread knife “worked the best,” she explained in a police interview, “because of the serrated blade.”

 

Yeah that story gets a lot more fucked up if you read the article and not just the headline. Taylor liked it ROUGH

 

One thing I know about amphetamines, you start a job you finish it

 

Was she still high when she gave the interview to the police?

 

I imagine. Cause your ass ain't awake when you come down from something like that

 

Article says she loved so much she killed him

 

We’re this many posts in without one mention of the victim not ever being the head of a major corporation? It’s like we’re growing up!

 

The victim will never get head at a major corporation.

 

Good thing we headed that off at the pass.

 

That's enough reading for me. Heading out.

 

That’s not the way to get ahead in life.

 

Reverse cowgirl, doggystyle, and now the praying mantis