MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Jurgen’s kid is standing on his head. Just had a crazy stop on a Reynoso free kick that was bending in.

 

Sotello looks like a 10 year old

 

Can they just sell Tajon please

 

Here we go again. SKC v FCD. I’m sorry for what I may say over the next 2 hours El_Pato

 

Jesus Christ, this teams made of fucking kryptonite I swear

 

damn he really bottled that

 

fk

BUSIO TI- oh wait

 

Alan was damn close, I think it slipped off the outside of the far post, was for sure it was in when it left his foot.

 

Alan

 

looked like a Fifa goal, through balls on through balls

 

man what a shit lineup tonight, the only decent game's already over

 

Yeah, but tomorrow at midnight you’ll be happy that Sounders-Timbers is going down.

 

Well fuck, one day of preseason games and I just yelled out “HEY THATS A FUCKING FLAG…card”. I’m so disappointed in myself.

 

Oh shit, Pomykal just took one to the ding ding

 

Is this considered good?

 

The FCD non-goal was one of the craziest things I’ve ever seen. How?

 

Daniel FUCKING Salloi. Ballon d’or. MY FUCKING GOD.

 

Just knew SKC would score again after Dallas should have like 3 goals

 

Can’t remember the last time I yelped so loud

 

They gave him an assist AND a goal on the same play

 

Ugh, it's on that path

 

Lol, why is there 10 minutes of stoppage between SKC-FCD?

 

Just happened to catch the end of Montreal and the Red Bulls game - crazy PK sequence where Montreal got to take three pk’s. The msg crew lost their damn minds.

 

This is the most MLS thing to ever happen. My god it’s glorious

 

Salloi has 7 goals and 5 assists in his last 8 matches

 

MVP Shit

 

Gotta respect what Colorado is doing given they have an owner that gives the least shit about their club and league more than any other owner in MLS.

 

That first touch to start it plus this Meg and Finish….

 

Just a random tweet with a random stat

 

Bullshit. That ball deserved a goal.

 

I mean that wasn’t offside

 

love being reminded every week of how terrible our set piece defending is

shocked Josef didn't put away that last look he got

 

KING

 

I'll take em how we can get em

 

Nashville/DC with 3 goals in 30 minutes is really making me question my decision to watch the second half of this Columbus/Chicago muck

 

hell yeah fire leggo

 

What a ball

 

Yep, I as well chose the wrong game

 

Crew, AHHHHHH

 

what a brutal tease at the end there

rough day for shaun

 

I don’t know what’s wrong with the Crew. I was for sure they’d be multiple trophy contenders. They looked really good in the CCL as well iirc. #PORTEROUT

 

Nashville is entertaining. Columbus and Atlanta are boring. Strange timeline this one.

 

Wanchope is with DC now? Did he suck at Minnesota or ?

 

I think that stache has actually thickened up a bit

 

First game of the year I watch and it’s with this absolute trash can of a goalie

Holy shit he sucks