MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    He didn’t play a ton. A couple goals this year but he would only get 10-15 a match. I figured him and Reynoso would click.
     
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  2. DirtBall

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    Man, it is clear that Nashville is a Mike Jacobs built team.
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Muyl dragged his feet but that’s getting called 100% of the time
     
  4. DirtBall

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    Jon Kempin facing a PK gave me PTSD

    :shutters:

    double post
     
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  5. OZ2

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    This is just a reminder, that while Atlanta vs. Dirt is entertaining tonight we get the best damn rivalry in MLS on with fans back in the stands.

    I don’t wish death on the Sounders but a lot of teardrops in their pregame water with explosive diarrhea I wouldn't mind.
     
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    On this point, Boca is tossing $20 million at every South American on the planet to barely get a ppg. Mike has traded for under appreciated assets (where have LAFC been without a DotY), picked up scrappy vets (CJ, Dax) and nailed a couple big signings (Muhktar, Leal) and has built a cup contender. He’s my executive of the year but if the season continues this way I bet they give CotY to Bruce/Peter and Executive to the other one.
     
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  9. Shiggityshwo

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    I'll try to enjoy but these eyelids are getting heavy already
     
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  10. Rootgers

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    Well, see you guys next year.

     
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  11. OZ2

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    No Williamson again and talks of ‘health and protocol.’

    just say it’s covid at this point. It’s amazing how much they cover that shit up compared to other injuries.
     
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    You just violated so many of my Hippa rights with that post. For shame.
     
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    God damnit Alexi, at least be a good troll. Purposely putting Revs and SKC behind NYC and SS in your “rankings” is just a bit you soulless twat.
     
  14. OZ2

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    When the police ask if I was the one throwing piss bags at Sounders players I’m going to plead the HIPPA 5th
     
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  15. DirtBall

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    BE BETTER VANCOUVER
    (or Slat Lake, I don’t know where they’re playing now)

     
  16. Shiggityshwo

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    fuck Seattle coming in loud and clear
     
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    Marrufo is the ref, I’m going to bed
     
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    Oof brutal first touch
     
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  19. DirtBall

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    Whatever. Night night
     
  20. Rootgers

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    Plead the 1st, there's no 1st amendment in your home stadium
     
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    Portland is going to end this game with a xG of like 4
     
  22. DirtBall

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    God damnit Fred
     
  23. Shiggityshwo

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  24. DirtBall

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    Wallace will get a full time commentary spot from Meritt because of that
     
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  27. OZ2

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    Had this exact talk with old DirtBall like 2 days ago.
     
  28. Shiggityshwo

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    fuckin hell you have to put that on goal
     
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  29. OZ2

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    Let’s fucking goooooooooooooooo
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  32. OZ2

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    This defense
     
  33. Corky Bucek

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  34. OZ2

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    This defense is the fucking worst
     
  35. Shiggityshwo

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    sorry not sorry I love Rui
     
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  36. Handcuffed

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    ivacic is pretty bad
     
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  37. OZ2

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    Set pieces just fucking terrible. All around
     
  38. OZ2

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    I feel Seattle has had about 6-7 chances and have scored on 4 of them one way or another.
     
  39. Corky Bucek

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    Good lord at that hit
     
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  40. snowfx2

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    Holy shit
     
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  41. Shiggityshwo

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    holy ffffffffffffff
     
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  42. OZ2

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    That’s an amazing fucking goal and I for one am super thrilled to give up another set piece goal.
     
  43. Shiggityshwo

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    surprised that didn't take the post with it
     
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  44. ASG Sucks

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    Dear lord
     
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    straight to the woodshed :loldog:
     
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    The reverse angle from the highlights I watched was absolutely mesmerizing. Insane technique on that strike.
     
  48. OZ2

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    tough, but fair
     
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  49. DirtBall

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    Pretty average by Medranda standards
     
  50. DirtBall

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    I’m going to give up and fall asleep at halftime more often so you guys get to watch all the bangers.