Lawyer thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jax Teller, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    It’s insane. Defense counsel on one today is insisting we do a depo tomorrow in person when we could easily do it on zoom. She refuses and asks me why we can’t do it in person…

    notsureifsrs

    So I respond with *gestures generally at the world with people dying everywhere*

    Her response was that of complete confusion at what I’m talking about.

    Jump in the river, asshole.
     
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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Bummer, but I am sure you will land on your feet. Where you at and what type of practice?
     
  3. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Time to go solo.
     
  4. Sammy Meatballs

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    My hearing today over the defendant’s search for emails ended with our federal judge looking at the defense lawyer and recounting all the times he has sanctioned people millions of dollars or struck their answer and they had to pay tens of millions of dollars to settle. I think that’s a good sign.
     
  5. Gallant Knight

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    have a case that my legal assistant was handling. dwi where the meds were just a small hospital visit with like a 2.5k bill. i told her to try to get 10

    just looked and he has 3 dwis, one with a kid in the car, and a felony burlary charge.

    gave them until next friday to give me 30k limits or we will go get an excess judgment.
     
  6. Gallant Knight

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    called adjuster to confirm limits of 30k

    gallant knight: your insured sounds like an enormous piece of shit

    adjuster: ok i'm going to go ahead and end the call
     
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  7. (Z)

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    wes tegg ,

    Is Tuesday still virtual? Were docket calls not covered under that no more virtual court?
     
  8. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    Anyone do foreclosure defense in a judicial state outside of Florida that can pm me? Potentially some representation opportunities as my RE company expands outside of Florida. Just thought I'd ask.
     
  9. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    I was going to ask you the same.
     
  10. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    I’ve got a new assistant. I checked my email just now and between 6 and 7 tonight she sent follow up emails to all of my OCs that haven’t responded to deposition requests.
    :blessed:
     
  11. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  12. Gallant Knight

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    Going to call into your firm after hours and leave a similiar message
     
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  13. wes tegg

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    It wasn’t really me.
     
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  14. Brandon Chicken

    Brandon Chicken Chow Time
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    Greene County?
     
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  15. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    yes, that’s z’s hood
     
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  16. Gallant Knight

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    2 late
     
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  17. Brandon Chicken

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    I’ll be on the same virtual docket call.
     
  18. (Z)

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    Need you some local counsel (that is unless I'm suing you).
     
  19. (Z)

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    I'm assuming it is, but who knows. One day something is virtual, next day it's in-person down here. I can't keep up with it.
     
  20. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    Happy birthday indeed
     
  21. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Took a 2018 Honda Accord that my teenage daughter drives to Valvoline for an oil change on Sunday. Drove it home and parked it until Tuesday, when she drove it to work.

    I came home Tuesday and found an oil slick down my driveway and into the street about 100 yards. I drove to her work, no oil in the engine.

    Now the dealer tells me that there are metal shavings present after three flush/change/runs and I need a $10,500 engine replacement.

    Valvoline not returning my calls.
     
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  22. Brandon Chicken

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    Maybe so. I didn’t think there was much to this case but plaintiff’s counsel is working the shit out of it. There’s a few local guys involved but it’s mostly Birmingham, Tuscaloosa, and Huntsville lawyers.
     
  23. (Z)

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    I just watched a case with 20k in specials turn into a 1.95 million dollar verdict. Probably gave them some excitement/impetus to work the file.

    Who has the Plaintiff?
     
  24. wes tegg

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    Will you email me the case #? I may need that one for a carrier.
     
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  25. Gallant Knight

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    Bunch of punies they’ll never collect or real money
     
  26. (Z)

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    Only had a million in coverage, but they collected a ton.
     
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  27. Brandon Chicken

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    It’s not a personal injury case but that’s still terrifying.

    Primary counsel for plaintiffs are out of Birmingham. I’ll get their local guys when I get back to the office this afternoon.
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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  29. Brandon Chicken

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    Ha. So, I just looked at a recent filing. Assuming your username is related to your real name, you are suing my folks.
     
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  30. colonel_forbin

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    Holy shit. It's like we live in two different countries.
     
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  31. (Z)

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    :roll:

    Oh yes. I know exactly which one you're talking about. Buckle up on that one. We're going to work that one hard.
     
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  32. Brandon Chicken

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    Lol. Potter has filed like 7 complaints. The call we had yesterday was a damn cluster.
     
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  33. (Z)

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    BC, you got the Defendant that's represented under a reservation of rights?
     
  34. (Z)

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    Yeah, I was in Court and missed it. Can't remember who filed all those 12(b)(6)s which I was able to get denied without a hearing. :laugh:
     
  35. (Z)

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    We do. I never had any intention of practicing down here. Just was doing some part time work in law school. But I got involved in this wild west and loved it. Now I know the politics like the back of my hand. It's an interesting practice.
     
  36. Brandon Chicken

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    Hahah, I saw that. Not sure who it was either. We told our client it would be a waste of money to file anything. Did you even have to file a response?!?

    I guess I need to start paying attention to this one.
     
  37. Brandon Chicken

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    So, as you probably know, our case has some bingo shit lurking under the surface which I find incredibly interesting/unbelievable.
     
  38. (Z)

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    Nah, no response needed. I’m in front of Judge a lot.
    Oh yeah. Bingo is so unbelievably corrupt and lucrative, it’s insane. Laura Gibson was pleading insolvency early in the case. I told her she was full of it.
     
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  39. Brandon Chicken

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    Ohhhhh, so it’s gonna go like that? Good to know.

    I don’t know her at all, but early in the case she called one of my clients and said, “I know you’re represented, and I’m not supposed to be speaking to you, but can you confirm xyz…” Sketchy as fuck.
     
  40. (Z)

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    Yeah, that’s how it works here. :laugh:

    I haven’t been too impressed with her. Initially, she kept trying to blame it on an adjoining land owner—was another Birmingham Defense lawyer’s property. He wasn’t thrilled. :facepalm:
     
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  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Can you please reference your posting on TMB as evidence of your conferral on the first motion?
     
  42. Gallant Knight

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    Just tendered limits
     
  43. BUstang

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    Working on a decent CMV case with an absolutely horrible "in house adjuster." We are close but everything with this guy feels like pulling teeth.

    We are set in August and a little bird told me Harris County is about to cancel all jury trials for this month. So I am trying to get it settled today. Of course my client won't answer his/her phone.

    I love this job.
     
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  44. BUstang

    BUstang Lawyer

    Got it settled.
     
  45. Sammy Meatballs

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    Georgia Supreme Court issued an opinion last week that absurdly does away with apportionment in single defendant cases, which is going to make for an awesome 10-12 months until the legislature gets around to fixing it.
     
  46. wes tegg

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    Z getting chippy!
     
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  47. (Z)

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    Love getting to argue something I know I’m going to lose. :roll:

    Love needling him anyway.
     
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  48. wes tegg

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    I like Tom a lot.