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  1. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Garfield

    On my phone, no swiping. Though autocorrect may have fixed it for me :idk:
     
  2. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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  3. El Tiburon

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    I tried this and accidentally ordered a Garfield Fleshlight from Amazon.
     
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  4. -Asshole-

    -Asshole- TMB OG Reject
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  5. shawnoc

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    Gardens
    Gradually
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    Garfield
    (IN phone using swipe (
     
  6. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Fuck this place is Facebook.com
     
  7. WillySaliba

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    If you interested I have some essential oils if you ever get headaches?
     
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  8. TimJimothy

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    That'd be great because these damn headaches prevent me from having sex!
     
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  9. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I haven't looked at my fingers when I type since 8th grade, pussy
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    you guys have tiny hands don’t you.
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Fisky
     
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  12. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    you know it
     
  13. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    It makes my penis look normal sized!
     
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  14. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    [​IMG]
     
  15. bigred77

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    %artfielkjfsd
     
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  16. ned's head

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  17. shaolin5

    shaolin5 Well-Known Member
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    Cool band name you just came up with
     
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  18. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Gargielx
    Garfield


    Fucking crushed it losers
     
  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Garfield
     
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  20. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Consolidating all the horniness from this thread into another one appears to have caused mass aneurysms
     
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  21. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Well I type with my penis, so I'll go ahead and close my eyes and see what happens.
    Call 911. He beats me.
     
  22. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Gotta keep your eyes peeled for that missing punctuation?
     
  23. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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  24. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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  25. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    Sorry. Autocorrect
     
  26. IanBoyd

    IanBoyd Well-Known Member
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    wat
     
  27. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    The older I get, the more smug I get about being short
     
  28. billdozer

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    Found this out at the barn. I wouldn't open the spoiler.
    [​IMG]
     
  29. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Those things are all over boat docks in Texas. They are massive.
     
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  30. billdozer

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    At least this one is eating wasps.
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  32. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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  33. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    We call them Banana Spiders here, don’t know if that’s what they are called for real or not. I’ve seen them eating small birds in their webs
     
  34. billdozer

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    I think they're garden spiders.
     
  35. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    I made myself curious and looked it up. They are Golden Silk Orb Weaver spiders
     
  36. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Can you send me 37 of them if they eat wasps?
     
  37. Professor Moriarty

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  38. bigred77

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    And they suuuuuck to accidentally walk into their webs
     
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  39. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    This is my take too. One other name I’ve heard is writing spider
     
  40. bigred77

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    And by accidentally, I mean drunkenly
     
  41. laxjoe

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  42. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I can liken it to what a fish must feel like getting caught in a throw net.
     
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  43. bojim

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    Golden Orb Weavers.
    Banana spiders are from South America.
     
  44. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    This fucking killed me
     
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  46. enjj

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  47. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Yeah, garden spiders. I have one in my actual garden right now.
     
  48. HowdyHorns

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  49. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    She got another wasp this morning. A+ in my book.