Fucked around and found out

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  1. cutig

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    Nice
     
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  2. Boo MFer!

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    No, no, no. I meant that I wasn’t surprised that an uneducated person wasn’t vaccinated. Nothing against you, man.
     
  3. miles

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    This is the most onion headline that ever existed
     
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  4. Beeds07

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    He sure showed Covid. Take that!
     
  5. LuPoor

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    This is our most good vibes thread currently
     
  6. Doc Louis

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  7. AHebrewToo

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    Sadly most of them have already reproduced.
     
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  8. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I heard a few days ago that a girl from my high school who was spouted anti-COVID bs all pandemic long on Facebook, recently got COVID while pregnant and had to be put on a ventilator. She had a c-section while in a coma.

    Went to check her Facebook and its deleted.
     
  9. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

     
  10. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    Hope they don't plan on voting within a minority community...oh wait they didn't care about those constitutional rights being taken away.
     
  11. Bruce Wayne

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    Tate Martell's sister shared that exact pic not too long ago lmao
     
  12. Redav

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    Got 99 problems and covid ain't one.

    (covid was one)
     
  13. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    My wife is an assistant principal at an elementary school, they had five lunch ladies to start the year, 3 vaccinated, 2 not. The two not vaccinated never made it to school because they were in the hospital, then ventilators, then died. Her principle isn’t vaccinated and hasn’t been at school since it started because her husband got it, then she got it, and she had to go to the hospital this weekend for oxygen but has since been discharged. Her Dean, also not vaccinated is out today for testing.

    it’s the fourth week of school for my wife at a new school, and basically the entire rest of the leadership team is out.
     
  14. Redav

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    I'm still having my mind blown that so many teachers didn't get it. Idk why it's shocking because some front line workers aren't vaccinated but I would have thought most teachers or those who worked in schools would get it. Nope my district is current shutdown because so many are sick
     
  15. Detlef Schrempf

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    There’s a school in our county with 20 of their staff of probably 100 out due to quarantine or contact tracing.
     
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  16. Doc Louis

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    Dean of elementary schools? Is that like assistant superintendent or something? Sorry I've never heard that title outside of a college
     
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  17. Detlef Schrempf

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    They mostly handle discipline, assistant principals typically handle testing, teacher reviews/ development here at least.
     
  18. DeToxRox

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  19. El Tiburon

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    It’s like Super Nintendo Chalmers.
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    Great lunch isn't for a few more hours and I could sure go for a steamed ham right about now
     
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  21. DaveGrohl

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    r/HermanCainAward

    :laugh:
     
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  22. Lyrtch

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    one of the most insane aspects of the "kids can't wear masks! it'll stunt their emotional and psychological growth" crew is they don't really deal with the part where the kids are dealing with teachers and staff dying around them
     
  23. Detlef Schrempf

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    My wife had a conversation with the dean on Friday, (first cafeteria lady died on Thursday, second one died Saturday), and basically told her, “I’m not telling you in my capacity as your boss, I’m telling you as your friend, you see what this has done, go get your shot.”

    and then she has some symptoms this weekend and now has to get tested…
     
  24. Duck70

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    Its hilarious that these people are legit “paste eaters”
     
  25. rbalboa

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    The Herman Cain Award is given posthumously. Can’t leave that part out.
     
  26. ohhaithur

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    I'd love to see a breakdown of how they spend their time. Seems like a six-figure gig with great security that works 5 hours a week
     
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  27. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I feel like the “kids are so dumb they eat tide pods” and the people eating horse paste is a Venn circle.
     
  28. broken internet

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    This whole pandemic has shown us exactly where everyone stands. Formerly closeted or whispering conspiracy-theorists have found a platform where they can shriek and scream their views to all those around them... who are exactly like them.

    This delta variant can burn through every anti-vaxxer in America and I will sit back and enjoy the destruction.

    Literally every anti-vaxxer with Covid:

    [​IMG]
     
  29. Doc Louis

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    There might be some overlap with walking over stacked milk crates
     
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  30. broken internet

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    Guys, you're forgetting that essential oils will take care of both!!1!
     
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  31. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    There’s an Instagram account called the typical liberal or something that has like five million followers. They posted it and it got quite a few shares on the timeline.
     
  32. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Tell me you’re a shitty, privileged white person without telling me you’re a shitty, privileged white person with that meme.
     
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  33. Lip

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    Maybe this was all a long play by the deep state to deworm these people from the brain worms that have taken over their bodies and now we can all go back to normal if they all ingest enough Ivermectin. Maybe?
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

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    Or the issues they'll have when Dad or Grandma dies of covid-19 the kid brought home after Facebook Mommy didn't let the kid wear a mask at school.
     
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  35. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The amount of stupid cocky people acting like they’re out smarting doctors by eating horse paste is unreal but also encouraging as I hope they all die.
     
  36. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    We’ve found a way that that’s people can get the Covid and the repercussions they deserve while hopefully not making it bad on people doing the right thing.

    win/win
     
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  37. Detlef Schrempf

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    Lol at six figure gig, deans make slightly more than teachers. They’re still on a modified teacher pay schedule here.
     
  38. ohhaithur

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    it sounded like a leadership role. I hadn't heard of high school deans until an hour ago
     
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  39. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    "Now you listen here, bucko. As a white boomer, I have certain constitutional rights that shall not be tread upon..."
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    He should be removed from the bench immediately.
     
  41. Detlef Schrempf

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    The only school leadership approaching or possibly crossing over into six figures are principals, at least here.
     
  42. ohhaithur

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    I wasn't that stupid
     
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  43. Detlef Schrempf

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    High schools a little different from elementary since the scale of the school is typically larger.
     
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  44. Lip

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    Also, probably varies significantly by location.
     
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  45. Detlef Schrempf

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    You must not be aware that Florida is run overwhelmingly by Republicans, who believe in only the highest educational standards, and rewarding educators with the most competitive of salaries.
     
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  46. LuPoor

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  47. a.tramp

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    It is almost like this virus has a vendetta against people that are brazenly outspoken and do not have access to the same round the clock availability to medical attention that the puppet-masters that pull their strings have.

    *edit: and who have also been vaccinated but still pull their strings