Golf Thread 2.0 - Jon Rahm sucks

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Great call
     
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  2. NP13

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  3. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Told you
     
  4. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  5. fish

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    You're welcome.
     
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  6. MtOread

    MtOread chopped and scrooged
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    I need a No Laying Up live stream after that.
     
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  8. CTownND

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    Since hitting his tee shot into the water on 17 which seemed like it ended it, Cantlay:

    -Got up-and-down from the drop area with a 8 ft bogey putt on 17
    -Birdied the hardest hole on the course (18) with a 22 ft putt
    -Multiple 7-10 ft. par putts in the playoffs to survive
    -Tee shot to 3 ft on 17 for birdie
    -18 ft birdie putt on 18 for the win
     
  9. poor paul

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    that was by far the most compelling golf of the year. clear villain and hero. great shots by both players. saving par from weird spots. hammering home birdie putts. absolute death stares from both.
     
  10. hensleya

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    Some of the most exciting golf I’ve ever watched.
     
  11. BasementCrew22

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    Incident in question
     
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  12. poor paul

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    Patrick you have my heart

     
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  13. PaulKemp

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    Had a skinny Bryson on the course today. White Puma driving cap, light blue shirt, white pants, graphite shafted irons. Even looked like him a bit in the face and acted like a total fuckwad during our one random interaction. It was cute
     
  14. pez

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    Not sure that’s the right time to talk shit as a fan but I still laughed a bit

     
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  15. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    It’s probably not.

    but fuck Bryson for being such a bitch about it.
     
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  16. portlandspartan

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    Never a wrong time to talk shit to Bryson
     
  17. PaulKemp

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    Apologies for the dear diary post, but I’m still on my journey back after a long hiatus, so the little things excite me. Switched from an older Titleist 910 D3 to a TM M5 and picked up like 30 yards with better accuracy. I had so much fun yesterday. What is this voodoo?
     
  18. portlandspartan

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    Enjoy the magic while it lasts
     
  19. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Yeah that "fan" is a douchebag for sure but Bryson absolutely has to stop reacting to that shit otherwise it's only going to continue to happen. There are more than enough morons out there who are willing to yell anything because they think it'll get a reaction.
     
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  20. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    Was shocking to actually hear the crowd cheer when his ball went in the water. Usually it’s just a quiet “ohhhh”
     
  21. Bert Handsome

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    I get that it is fun to shit on Bryson, but in the other side of this is the Barstool army. It's the new version of Mashed Potatoes/BabaBooey. No one on earth is annoying enough to push me over to that side.
     
  22. Bert Handsome

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  23. tigr2ndbase

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    Jigga I’m heading to streamsong Friday. I’ll send you pictures to dream of what could have been.
     
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  24. Bert Handsome

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  25. MODEVIL

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    Shotgun start pod was hilarious for how shitty their connections and audio were.
     
  26. IrishLAX2

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    The barstool fans are going to lose their minds over Kisner not being selected
     
  27. Bert Handsome

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    Brendan just poking in "I'm sorry, this has been a disaster, CAN YOU HEAR ME?"

    When the episode starts with Andy's disclaimer about how bad it was that digressed into the difference between a native and resident you knew big things were ahead.
     
  28. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    You mean a tie for DFL two weeks after a win doesn’t show great form?
     
  29. Fran Tarkenton

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    How did they not address Mashed Potatoes first

     
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  30. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Because a player got their feelings hurt
     
  31. MODEVIL

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    Player run organization
     
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  32. Dukes

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    Lmao god Bryson is such a bitch
     
  33. Bert Handsome

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    Sounds like it was getting out of hand to the point where Maltbie was ready to fight people yelling Brooksie.
     
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  34. LetItSoak

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    I hate Bryson as much as the next guy but showing up at a tournament to heckle him is a dick move and those fans can fuck off
     
  35. fattmante

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    It's the Barstool crowd. They love Koepka and he certainly hasn't told them *not* to heckle Bryson.
     
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  36. BleedinGreen

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    100% this. It’s not a team sport so doing that shit just feels gross even if it’s to an asshole like Bryson.

    Just cheer the good shots or the handful of guys that aren’t scumbags.
     
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  37. LetItSoak

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    Say no more
     
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  38. ButchCassidy

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    Anybody who yells mashed potato, get in the hole every shot, or Brooksie is a loser. Some of the guys at these events seem like major d-bags.
     
  39. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    Bryson could have driven for the tour to do something about the fan behavior but I’m willing to bet a lot of his colleagues have had input into the decision as well. It sucks for them playing with him.
     
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  40. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    I know this is shocking to a lot of you, but Brooksie is promoting an event with lord of the shitlords, Dave Portnoy.

    still, fuck Bryson
     
  41. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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  42. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    This is such a weird catch 22. On one hand you want to grow the game and get more fans. On the other hand you want everyone to respect the game like golf purists. There's going to be some culture clash.
     
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  43. MODEVIL

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  44. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    So I drive out to Denver/csprings/Estes maybe once a year or every other year. I’ve always wanted to take like a week and stop and play as many courses as I can that I pass.
     
  45. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Accurate review. It's just a couple miles off I-80 if you ever find yourself doing that drive.
     
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  46. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    In other crazy news from Monahan’s presser yesterday, the Tour is not going to disclose the players that receive PIP money. That seems insane to me that they would make such a big deal of this $40MM that is being dispersed but then say they don’t want to tell fans who the most “impactful” players are
     
  47. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    They probably don’t want to be transparent about their model for determining the ten players who receive funds.
     
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  48. tjosu

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    That definitely seems reasonable, especially when you consider the on course performance of someone like Rickie who is almost assuredly in that top 10
     
  49. Bert Handsome

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    Power line content on the Euro Tour this week

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    The Ryder Cup is going to this course in two years
     
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