I wish I could have seen how these types played out in a polytheistic society “Poseidon is a fisher of men dude” “godS damnit Greggus shut up” Edited for accuracy
100% to the first part, the second part they don't believe the vaccine is saving lives. And don't go showing them some fake news data that it actually is.
This is me to a T. We attend a church regularly that is affiliated with the Baptist Church and would by all accounts be considered evangelical. But, we attend a mask mandatory service. All 16 adults in our week night study group are vaccinated and have been for some time. Sometimes it is hard to bite my tongue when I see Christians getting bashed and especially lately. But that lasts for a second only. Because I look all around me and see countless “christians” that boastfully carry the receipts for any and all amount of shit that is coming their way from the rest of society. “Love one another just as I have loved you” is a whole lot harder than running at the mouth and judging people apparently.
That’s because the vaccine is man made, unlike the naturally occurring ECMO that’s like mana from heaven.
It’s my understanding that an ECMO in the context of covid is not a good thing and that your heart and lungs are basically toast.
God’s plan is for my body to totally fail while I’m cognizant enough to understand that grim reality and also my penis has been amputated to facilitate the process. #blessed
yes. ECMO is sort of a heart and/or lung "bypass" machine. if your heart and/or lungs fucking suck, we can use ECMO to deliver oxygenated blood to your organs. if you're at the point of needing ECMO, you're often dying or dead (you can use ECMO to resuscitate someone when the heart stops).
To make things more soothing for the patient they should wrap the machine in red fur and call it the Tickle Me ECMO.
My heart and lungs are dead and my penis is on ice but I don’t have worms anymore and my coat has never been shinier
I’ll super glue it closed. Worked well for the dick guy, and ends the same way as all the others in this thread…
At what point to we hold fucking spotify accountable for some of this shit? what’s your game here Swedes?
If it doesn’t show the horse penis going in it would be considered soft horse porn and you could just tell your boss they were hugging
Just an update, the dean at my wife’s school who had to get tested on Monday is positive, unvaccinated, and apparently has pneumonia right now. Stupid idiots.
Why are these people suddenly clinging to ivermectin when hydroxychloroquine is the cure the media and libs were lying about?
Lurking in my favorite football team’s week one opponent’s thread and just hoping I catch someone’s loved one slipping. Take that!
Had a friend try to make that dumbass argument. I eat like shit and drink too much. There’s not a soul on this planet I could give heart disease to by breathing on them. One of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.
Lemme blow some lipids in your face and see how you fare. I was reaching with the chicken comment. I reread it and it wasn’t phrased like I thought. Still fuck that guy. He was likely also a racist piece of shit anyway.
Joe Rogan hurt a lot of people spreading COVID disinformation. My guess is that he’s vaxxed and he’ll pull through, but it is very difficult for me to feel any sympathy for him whatsoever. He had a platform to do the right thing and instead likely sent some listeners to their deathbeds.