Fucked around and found out

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Fuzzy Zoeller, Aug 27, 2021.

  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Did he somehow not catch it?
     
  2. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    He got it earlier in the year and then had a mild heart attack about a month later. He is 33.
     
  3. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  4. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    The guy is like 79 years old and had a 26 year old wife?
     
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  5. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    33 in think. He has been a racetrack announcer since he was like 16.

    He has always been very lame.
     
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  6. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    26 with 6 kids and a 7th on the way?
     
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  7. Professor Moriarty

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  8. Bo Pelinis

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    It's a vagina not a clown car
     
  9. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Somebody needs a hobby.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    kind of what they did to downplay AIDS
     
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  11. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    pretty sad that those 3 simultaneous clinical research trials on each vaccine she was personally running out of her house didnt finish in time for her to make a decision
     
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  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/and.12891

    Furthermore, injection of ivermectin showed a significant decrease in serum testosterone level, sperm count, motility %, live sperm% and index weight of reproductive organs, and a significant increase in sperm abnormalities. Moreover, IVM induced oxidative stress and pathological alterations in the testes
     
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  13. Champ

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  14. racer

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    Ivermectin machine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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  15. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    It’s fair to actively root for #teamcovid on this one

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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    As a person who had part of his small intestine tuned into his bladder, he’s in for a bad time.
     
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  17. El Tiburon

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    “I never cared if you were gay until you started shoving it down my throat” will never not elicit an audible laugh from me.
     
  18. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Straight dicks in his throat only so that he doesn’t catch gay.
     
  19. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    He'll never admit that he swallowed.
     
  20. El Tiburon

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    Of course not, because that would be too gay.
     
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  21. Gritty Badger

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    she’s had 6 kids by age 26 with a 7th on the way? wtf
     
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  22. El Tiburon

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    She liked to party.
     
  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Thank God her vagina is finally going to be at peace.
     
  24. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Well if its any consolation she looks 45
     
  25. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  26. Bo Pelinis

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    That would make sense if there was a cure for HIV that people refused to take. Or any research. Or literally anyone not in the LGBT world caring at all.
     
  27. swiz

    swiz >>>--;;;------------->
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  28. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    double phnmonia

    lmao
     
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  29. NYGator

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    Holy fuck. I was wondering what the punchline comparison was and then I got to paragraph two.
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    That fat man is prob not gonna make it
     
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  31. Bruce Bowen

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  32. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  33. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    some fucking nerd on Reddit mad about people making fun of the unvaxxed
     
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  34. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  35. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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  36. StandUpDrunk

    StandUpDrunk Ein Prosit der Gemütlichkeit
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    That is the best response. Maybe sprinkle in double phnomonia AND covid.
     
  37. Poetic

    Poetic This ain't water.
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    Bad couple weeks for over weight white guys, they seem to be at the end of every one of these posts.
     
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  38. —

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    People have spent the last few years talking about the impending civil war but guess what it’s actually a world war and it’s people vs Covid but conservative people are trying to face a modern military with spear throwers and by the end of this it will be like we fought a civil war without liberals having to bear arms.

    :diamondjoe:
     
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  39. ~ taylor ~

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    #740 ~ taylor ~, Sep 3, 2021
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  40. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I will say, it is great watching these people own stupidity get them killed. Especially all while if I catch the exact same virus I will be fine.

    Fucking idiots, good riddance.
     
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  41. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Isn’t it great?
     
  42. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Ain't God good!
     
  43. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    I feel just fine, thank you.

    #ModernaMafia
     
  44. Nick Rivers

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  45. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    hey, that's mean. Patrick is dumb, sure. but he's not that dumb.
     
  46. ClemPson

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    I’ve had this printed and framed in my office for over a year now. Still makes me chuckle every time I glance over and see it.
     
  47. Baron

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    Saving this for later…

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  48. DetroitIrish3

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    Not sure where else to post this

     
  49. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Well, we know Alex has fucked around. Fingers crossed that he finds out.

     
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