Fucked around and found out

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  1. IV

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    they were in between jobs and reckless apparently
     
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  2. timo

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    My Jesus, these types of racist idiots are such useful rubes for the actual wealthy. A single crisis away - a virus that can kill you in 2 weeks - from having to beg for funeral money... yet they're too stupid and racist to see it.
     
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  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    There is so much unintended comedic nuggets hidden in these posts. That is an amazing line, so fucking American.
     
  4. Tobias

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    i will think of how you refused to get the vaccine and died like an idiot almost immediately every time i walk in and out of my house
     
  5. HuskerInMiami

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    That was my thinking as well, but it's actaully making it worse.
     
  6. El Tiburon

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    Look on the bright side, Satan accepted her all cash offer on a cozy little cottage on the shores of the Lake of Fire.
     
  7. NYGator

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    Interesting position. In most ways more logical than refusing to bake a wedding cake.

     
  8. Stringer Bell

    Stringer Bell JAN LEVINSON I PRESUME

    "He was the SOUL provider" lmbo what was he a saxaphone player?
     
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  9. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Satan even worked out a deal with Charon to give her a free Lyft.
     
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  10. backinblack23

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    Which in my opinion makes them stupid. If you want to base life or death choices on what some political blow hards spout off or some Facebook photo from a random person you’ve never met, then I consider you stupid. They can choke down as much ivomectin as they want, go ahead don’t wear a mask when you probably should or get a vaccine that has shown it will keep you out of the hospital because you think it’s targeting women’s reproduction organs or there is a micro chip in it, yes the goverment really wants to know what you are doing.
     
  11. backinblack23

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    Ha ha ha. What a dumbass, Is a older male, has asthma, and no health insurance and you don’t want to get a free vaccine that will keep you from passing away? See ya
     
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  12. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I get such joy watching these shitty people die.
     
  13. BellottiBold

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    "I GIVE COVID NO CREDIT"

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  15. Doc Louis

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    Jokes on her it's a lease option owned by BlackRock. They're everywhere.
     
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  16. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  17. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Said he had no insurance but also said he was a veteran.
     
  18. El Tiburon

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    He could have been dishonorably discharged.
     
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  19. VaxRule

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    Doesn’t seem like the type of troop we should support imo
     
  20. El Tiburon

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    That’s what his lungs said!
     
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  21. Mister Me Too

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  22. IV

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    Won’t Falsey think of the children
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  24. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    No words....

    *picture of a printout full of words*
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

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    Imagine the hell of schlotzskys temporarily closing at 4pm now smh
     
  26. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  27. Chipper>Jeter

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    This is exactly how I feel about this. I am surrounded by these assholes here in Alabama. My youngest has been hospitalized twice with respiratory illnesses and was pretty sick last year when he got Covid. He wants the vaccine but is not old enough. If every single one of these stupid motherfuckers has to die to make the world safer for him then so be it. There is no excuse for it imo.

    My mom grew up in a segregated area with two parents who were poorly educated. She has spent a lifetime making sure that her kids and grandkids don't use ignorance as an excuse. She was one of the first people l knew to get vaccinated. She was like we used to take the polio vaccine on a fucking sugar cube. If I survived that and was better for it what the fuck is the big deal?

    Can't believe Zuckerberg is getting wealthier by giving these assholes the perfect platform to spread their bullshit.
     
  28. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    This guy I’m super on board with Covid taking
     
  29. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    :roll:

    “Bye dumbass” got me
     
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  30. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  31. IV

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    Man, orphaning your kids to own the libs
     
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  32. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Fucking terrible. I’m sure he thought he was healthy and nothing bad would ever happen if he caught covid.
     
  33. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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  34. Mister Me Too

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  35. Bo Pelinis

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    Should be "Dying to own the libs"
     
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  36. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I HAVE AN IMMUNE SYSTEM!!!
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  37. Marbles

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    I’m sorry. But looking at the picture of the kids is tough.

    Can we not show pictures of the kids?
     
    #1188 Marbles, Sep 7, 2021
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  38. IV

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    yeah when it’s not just their vile Facebook posts I don’t like it

    fucking TrustyPatches
     
  39. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    I'm feeling sorry for the bouncehouse slide
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Yeah funerals aren't cheap to begin with, but there's no way these people have insurance to cover it.
     
  41. Doc Louis

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    You can't eat that second late lunch at 4:30?!? Yikes

    Have started seeing more places closing earlier. It's kinda weird.
     
  42. AptosDuck

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    Where are you going to find a piano crate that size
     
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  43. ned's head

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    DO NOT CONGRATULATE
     
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  44. Doc Louis

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    piano warehouse?
     
  45. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    "Hello Enterprise, I'm at the piano warehouse..."

    these commercials used to really piss me off LIKE THERE'S ONLY ONE FUCKING REPAIR SHOP



     
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  46. nexus

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    I can't help but feel like this was fully inflated just moments before
     
  47. Doc Louis

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    Coffin dancers would file for disability because of
    on the job injuries
     
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  48. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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