Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. DeToxRox

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    UNC is replacing most of its skill players but Howell hasn’t been great. I assume he turns it around and ends up having a good game. Tough start to his season though.
     
  2. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm watching Splash with my kids. It's terrible.
     
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  3. DetroitNole

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    I wasn't/am not high on him so I wouldn't mind a season where he struggles to avoid us taking him high in rd 1
     
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  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Howell looks like shit. Thought he was supposed to be a top QB
     
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  5. DetroitNole

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    We still have a whole season for someone to break out, but the main reason I was team take a QB last year was because I don't like this year's class at all.
     
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  6. Constant

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    Yeah this is the first time I've watched him, but he does not look like a franchise guy that you tank for.
     
  7. DeToxRox

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    I would be fine passing on a QB for this
     
  8. Constant

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    Assuming a top 2 or 3 pick (safe assumption), unless somebody really pops as a franchise QB (because Sam Howell sure as shit ain't it), I'd be happy for them to field offers to turn it into 2 good picks or take a top defensive guy. Build the roster and be shit for another year, then take another swing next year. FO has plenty of rope to be patient.
     
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  9. MG2

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    Don't think it will matter in the end, but it kind of sucks we restructured Goff's deal to create space this year when we currently have $17M in room going into the season. Would have saved us a good amount of money if/when we dump him next year or the year after, and kept his cap # down if we decided to keep him beyond this year.

     
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  10. MG2

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    On the subject of college QBs to watch, it seems like Matt Corral from Ole Miss has a lot of momentum with the internet draft gurus like Jeremiah and Brugler. I think he's was QB1 for Jeremiah coming into the season, and they were both talking him up last night as being similar to Zach Wilson from this past year.
     
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  11. DeToxRox

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    I love the kid. He is a spaz though on the field. I think it can work at this level though.
     
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  12. DeToxRox

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    Can’t wait to spread our horror internationally. I assume we will select Toronto.
     
  13. buckwild

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    Need to go after some areas in Africa or island nations. Might be able to hide the past easier. Areas that have no idea what the NFL is.
     
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  14. cdaysker

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    Let's target North Sentinel Island. They've never had contact with the outside world and we could convince them that the Lions are a powerhouse.

    However, they'll likely kill anyone that tries to approach and spread the good word.
     
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  15. Tug

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    Nobody is trying to spread good words about the lions so we’re safe with this idea
     
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  16. MG2

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    That seems like a really stupid and arrogant idea from the NFL's perspective. Am I missing something here?
     
  17. RalfBully

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    Cant read the article. Each team is just picking one city or country and giving them TV rights to adopt said franchise? I would think Toronto would already get the Bills. What is supposed to come out of this?
     
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  18. Druce

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    Trying to expose ourselves to more than just the Wendy's drive thru
     
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  19. beist

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    Please tell me there is going to be a draft but cities instead of college players. And then please tell me there will be mock drafts of that.
     
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  20. ~ taylor ~

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    No chance they give us Toronto over the Bills. I'd go for Jamaica, given their national team is the Indomitable Lions.
     
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  21. DeToxRox

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    Seems like bullshit but it’s out there
     
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  22. buckwild

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    Have we had a murderer? Seems like one of the few remaining spots on the Lions Franchise Disaster bingo card.
     
  23. DeToxRox

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    Reggie Rogers
     
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    MG2 is already hard thinking about it
     
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  25. DeToxRox

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  26. Lip

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    Was he upgraded to a sex robot?
     
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  28. Randy Bobandy

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    Starting the Niners D in fantasy Sunday :bananallama:
     
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  29. Randy Bobandy

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    If Sewell and Odooka end up being busts and Swift killed a guy, we should just wrap this up altogether. Having three franchises in Detroit is still pretty good.
     
  30. beist

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    why are all of my head coaches pro-murder
     
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  31. DetroitIrish3

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  32. Harrison Beck

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    If I'm being completely honest this was pretty much my reaction to the rumors. I love Campbell, absolute psycho but I love him.
     
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  33. cdaysker

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    Took me a minute to determine if that was real or fake, and that tells me all I need to know about HCDC.
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

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    That's a little much.
     
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  35. ~ taylor ~

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    So it is fake. Oh well. Good parody, because I believed it.
     
  36. DeToxRox

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  37. DeToxRox

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  38. cdaysker

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    Sorry we cut you on your birthday, that's our bad, here's a new made up position!
     
  39. MG2

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    I need them to keep Sewell at RT so that I can continue to gloss over any bad plays he has there with "he's never played RT before so back off".
     
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  40. smeegsgreen

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    The timing to the decker injury is so lions
     
  41. DeToxRox

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    I think Sewell stays at RT unless they think Decker will be out more than a month.
     
  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    We will bite your knee caps off, but we gotta sit out a couple weeks with a finger injury
     
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  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    he has actually played more RT than LT during his football career
     
  44. DeToxRox

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  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    How many sacks does Sewell give up on Sunday? O/u 2.5
     
  46. ~ taylor ~

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    Do NFL teams waste reps on fake emergency alignments to fuck with the media?
     
  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    No. That guy is a douche.
     
  48. DeToxRox

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  49. Constant

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    It is inescapable that he is the next HOF coach.
     
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