Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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    I feel like taking a picture of myself standing outside of a sorority house on Baylor’s campus and then tweeting it out with the caption, “Looking at all the future abortions Republicans want to ban.”
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    If he said “mutiny” instead of “revolt”, I’d be slightly less disgusted by this gool.
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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    Oh yeah, well I could beat up all the currently living presidents
     
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  4. JonathanCoachman

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    This Activist show sounds great. We will be able to discover a new Greta every four months and then ignore the fuck out of the winner because there is more money to be made on the search of a new Activist in subsequent seasons.

    I want this show to happen for the sole purpose of how triggered Dave Rubin would get.
     
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  5. Sanjuro

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    No way that Trump could do even one push-up or walk a mile in 25 minutes. Biden’s decrepit ass with one foot in the grave would look like prime Roy Jones Jr against him.
     
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  6. Drown ‘Em

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  7. JonathanCoachman

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    I doubt I could beat up Jimmy Carter. Maybe I would be willing to do it if I had someone rile me up about how he peacefully transferred the office of President to The Gipper.
     
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  8. VaxRule

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    It’s Enrique Iglesias, Franklin.
     
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  9. afb

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    I wish
     
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  10. Prospector

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  11. JonathanCoachman

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    I’d only watch if the judges are The Chicks (the former Dixie Chicks) and the show mostly consisted of them berating the contestants for participating in such a farce.
     
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  12. BUstang

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    Hey now - we only do anal because it's a loophole around the Bible.
     
  13. steamengine

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    You’d watch if insane clown posse and mc hammer were judging
     
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  14. steamengine

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    Not coincidentally Rand has a degree from Baylor
     
  15. lcb

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    Guys like Rand Paul and Gym Jordan have no platforms to promote, so they go to fear to keep their bases. Nothing attracts the hard right like gun mongering.
     
  16. pez

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    Yes, why can’t we just educate the people eating horse paste to take a 5 second injection?

     
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  17. JonathanCoachman

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    It’s been so long since I’ve thought about Juggalos. I’d love to be surprised and have someone tell me how they’re all pious Marxists.
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    The darker, sleazier thing I think Rand was doing here was reminding liberals of thre dangers of the Hornet’s nest that can be stirred up.
     
  19. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  20. VaxRule

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    This is exactly why police calmly explain to drunks the dangers of driving while impaired every Saturday night and allow them to make their own decisions about how to get home instead of arresting them.
     
  21. steamengine

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  22. bro

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    the issue is definitely the lack of information in favor of vaccines. great call Dan you dumb fuck. Definitely nothing to do with the misinformation machine of right wing media you regularly feed into and appear on.
     
  23. steamengine

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    One of my exes posted a picture with Lt Dan at an Astros game last week. You would have loved that room.
     
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  24. steamengine

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    Well I’m shocked
     
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  25. cutig

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    Fuck that piece of shit
     
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  26. NYGator

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    If nobody votes for you does it actually matter what you identify as?
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Biden really fucked up this country when he tried to educate people to inject bleach
     
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  29. electronic

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    ooh, do abortion now!
     
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  30. CaneKnight

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    I really hate the (insert middle eastern extremist group here) not because they’re extremists and do awful things... because they failed to (redacted) this piece of dogshit while he was over there
     
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  31. CaneKnight

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    I mean he’s a republican so he should just join their party. I still can’t believe I Hud guy fooled people into thinking he was progressive
     
  32. CaneKnight

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    Please die fat boy
     
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  33. Prospector

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    C/p tyfys
     
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  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    That fat fuck would drop dead if he tried to throw one punch.
     
  35. Can I Spliff it

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    God loves to be lawyered and haggled. Its in that "if you can find one good dude i wont kill the whole town" story
     
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  36. Prospector

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  37. Henry Blake

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    You could place every one of these MFers in front of a movie screen with their eyes pried open. You could show every lab study, clinical trial, retrospective study, personal journals of mRNA vacc researchers, the detailed outcome of every person who has received all of the vaccines, read each page of every peer reviewed paper about vaccine efficacy, etc. And these assholes would still stammer out some excuse as to why they won't get the vaccine today. But maybe they will tomorrow...

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  38. London Humphreys

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    Could someone provide me a link to a non Facebook list of all the shit Bryan Kemp has done that is awful. I need this because reasons.
     
  39. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    Failed to investigate the stolen election despite mountains of evidence
     
  40. BellottiBold

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    That guy is a raging piece of shit who purged voter rolls and closed polling locations on his way to being "elected" governor. He's wholly illegitimate and it's an absolute disgrace that there's no legal remedy for holding him accountable for waging war on the democratic process while he was striving to obtain a higher office. It's similarly disgraceful that the media doesn't come close to treating him the way he deserves to be treated - as an outrageously corrupt criminal.
     
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  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  42. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    As someone that owns a couple guns and has hunted their whole life, this is disgusting shit
     
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  43. Bo Pelinis

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    I’m going to sound like a redneck here but there were guns all over my house out and about growing up. None were loaded obv. I would never ever ever do that myself and it’s crazy to think that it was acceptable to a large portion of the country not that long ago.
     
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  44. IV

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    My father did not lock up the guns but they werent easily accessible. It was literally drilled into my brain from about age 8 on how dangerous they are though

    edit: in retrospect after my sister was 5-6 he did have a safe but I was almost about to leave for college by then
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

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    All our guns were unlocked under the guest bed easily accessible. But same on gun safety and never ever touching them without him there. Would have got myself in deep shit.
     
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  46. chuckmasterflex

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    Does this guy have brain damage or something
     
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  47. Redav

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    Maybe I'm wrong but it also looks like "Pence" has been blacked which is perfect honestly
     
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  48. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Oh it absolutely has been marked out
     
  49. HowdyHorns

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    ‘’explaining the risks/benefits/pros/cons in an honest way so a person can make their own decision”.

    Now do drinking and driving.
     
  50. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Same. I knew where all the guns were but I never messed with them. Had no reason to as I couldn’t just go outside and shoot them like I could my pellet gun. My grandfather was never 5 ft from a gun in his house but I didn’t know where they were and never went looking for them because again it’s not like I could use them for anything.
     
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