Texas is a very dumb and broke ass state

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  1. VaxRule

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    Tease
     
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  2. steamengine

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    I’ll spoil it: there were actually pictures of the black superintendent KISSING his white wife.
     
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  6. steamengine

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    The cruelty is the point
     
  7. BUstang

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    When is a democratic nominee going to announce their run? This is ridiculous.
     
  8. Gallant Knight

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    I don’t think anyone with a legitimate future will
     
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  9. ned's head

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    Even as someone who lives in texas, I hope this catches on in a major way. Give me California

     
  10. dump

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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Ok so halt all federal funding to the dumb and broke ass state.
     
  12. VaxRule

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    Expel their representatives from congress.
     
  13. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Even better.
     
  14. Shawn Hunter

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    Why not just expel Texas?
     
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  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I’m fine with that as long as those that want to bounce can get a little help.
     
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  18. VaxRule

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    What in the absolute fuck is wrong with Republicans?
     
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  19. 40wwttamgib

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    pretty simple … everything.
     
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  21. dump

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  22. vander02

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    Shameless pandering to the Trumptards as he angles for the moron vote in the Senate Primary in 2022
     
  23. Prospector

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    Texas governor seems to think crime can be solved with 'better parenting,' God, and discrimination
    With a swipe of the pen and single media appearance, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott managed to lay violent crime at the feet of parents, avoid any actual action to reduce crime, and impose a discriminatory law under the guise of making the state safer. “We need better parenting,” Abbott said at the Texas Pastor Council's Safer Houston Summit on Monday. He signed the Damon Allen Act into law the same day. “We need to restore God in our communities,” the governor said in a victory speech regarding the much-protested legislation. “If we do that, we will be able to reduce crime in this region.”

    I’m not sure which bible Abbott uses, but nothing in mine recommends keeping poor people in jail while letting the rich out on bail, which the Damon Allen Act further promotes.


    “Currently, most Texas jail releases are determined by the defendant’s ability to post cash, but some jurisdictions — particularly Harris County after losses in federal court — have recently shifted to releasing more people accused of low-level crimes on personal bonds, which don’t require cash but can include restrictions like GPS ankle monitoring or routine drug testing,” Texas Tribune writer Jolie McCullough wrote. “SB 6 will ban the release of people accused of violent crimes on personal bonds, requiring instead that they be able to post the amount of cash set by the court, or pay a percentage to a bail bonds company.”

    Provisions related to personal bonds are slated to go into effect on December 2, but another element of the legislation requiring a new system for officers of the court to review the criminal histories of defendants before determining bail is set to go into effect in January, The Texas Tribune reported.

    "The Damon Allen Act ensures Texas communities are safe and secure by making it harder for dangerous criminals to be released on bail," Abbott said in a news release. "Texas cities will not follow the lead of Portland, Seattle, and Minneapolis; Texas will remain a law-and-order state and continue using every tool available to preserve the safety that Texans deserve. That is why I am proud to sign the Damon Allen Act into law, which will reform our broken bail system in the Lone Star State." The cities Abbott listed actually implemented law enforcement changes following the death of George Floyd, a Black father killed when a Minneapolis cop kneeled on his neck for more than nine minutes. The city of Minneapolis voted to dismantle its police department and reenvision it. Last November, voters passed a ballot initiative in Portland to create a community police oversight board that Vox writer Sean Collins said "once set up, will be the country’s most powerful," and Seattle slashed its police budget by about $70 million.

    It’s a hardly believable coincidence that Abbott, who's up for reelection next November, zeroed in on cities that saw intense calls from protesters to see Black people treated like people. The former Harris County judge also didn’t attempt to hide which Texas city the new legislation was aimed at. He said Houston has a “serious crime issue…more so than any other part of the state of Texas.”

    “The Damon Allen Act will keep Texas communities safe and secure by prohibiting the release on personal bond of defendants charged with a violent offense or who are charged while released on bail,” the governor’s office said in the release. “The bill also requires a defendant be granted or denied bail within 48 hours of their arrest and that a defendant's criminal history be examined before setting bail.”

    The bill, however, only applies to “no-cost and low-cost bonds, meaning those who can afford to post bail will still be able to do so under the new law,” Houston Chronicle staff writer Jasper Scherer explained.

    It wouldn’t have kept Dabrett Black, a man accused of shooting and killing Trooper Damon Allen, in jail, activists have argued. Black had previously been convicted of assaulting a deputy, but he was released on a $15,500 bond before being accused of killing Allen, the namesake of Abbott’s new law, The Texas Tribune reported.


    “This bill is a giveaway to the bail industry masquerading as a public safety proposal,” Nick Hudson, policy and advocacy strategist at the ACLU of Texas, said in a news release. “This bill will not make Texas meaningfully safer. SB 6 will make it harder for poor Texans to get out of jail while continuing to allow wealthy Texans to buy their freedom — regardless of how dangerous they are.

    “That’s neither safety nor justice. Texas once distinguished itself as a leader in criminal justice reform. Our money bail system is broken and must be fixed, not expanded to line the pockets of the for-profit bail industry.”
     
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  24. a.tramp

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    Hell yeah, guilty until proven guilty! This is the freedom we crave!
     
  25. a.tramp

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    Fucking fuck…
     
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  26. Hoss Bonaventure

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    So there was an old guy just walking around our park just now holding a gun. I went for a run at lunch and I’ve seen him out there all the time. I just happened to run up behind him to pass him and just happened to look and saw him holding his phone and keys in his left hand and a gun in his right hand. Really weird. He wasn’t holding it like a gun but like you’d hold your wallet. It wasn’t in a holster or anything. He had on athletic shorts and they probably would have fallen off if he had that stuff in his pocket. First person I’ve seen personally so far walking around with one. I don’t think you can have a pistol out of a holster like that though but this dude is like 70
     
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  27. fucktx

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    There’s a group of like 30 trump supporters that stand on a bridge in the middle of Dallas every day that hold signs up

    i always turn my music down when i drive by so i can heat everyone yell fuck you at them :laugh:

    only 5 more days in this shit ass state

    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  28. bro

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    Need to play fuck Donald trump next time
     
  29. Bruce Bowen

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    My go to is a simple “trump lost you fucking losers”
     
  30. fucktx

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    idk where you live at but they’re on the northpark bridge every day on 75
     
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  31. Beeds07

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    I hope he trips and shoots himself in the head
     
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  33. Butthead

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    You must have a normal sized penis
     
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  34. steamengine

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    I have an abnormally sized penis and just learned what it is
     
  35. ned's head

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    I read the article and still don't know what it means
     
  36. bro

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  37. Butthead

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    The engine is modified to be less efficient and the byproduct is that it spits a giant cloud of black smoke out of the tailpipe when you floor it
     
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    I came to Dallas a month ago there were 20/30 people with Trump flags/signs standing on overpass in Rockwall
     
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    So less mpg and more pollution? Thread title checks out
     
  40. Redav

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    Seems good for the engine
     
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  41. ned's head

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    Lmao what. People pay money to make their engines less efficient? We are truly the dumbest nation
     
  42. Joe Withabee

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    Your name doesn’t check out
     
  43. fucktx

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    Abnormally small
     
  44. Bruce Bowen

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    Running over 6 cyclists, 2 needing airlifted to a hospital, is not a crime?
     
  45. steamengine

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    :ohdear:
     
  46. Stagger Lee

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    interested to see how this plays out under the mythical “Dormant Commerce Clause.”

    i think this sort of activity should 100% be permitted absent an act of Congress prohibiting it.

    We’ll see how principled Justice Thomas is if this makes its way to SCOTUS.
     
  47. Beeds07

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  48. ned's head

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    We're boosting the national economy over here