Yo guys I swear Skyline Chili is the ripe tits

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  1. ClemPson

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    On vacation near Fort Myers and my wife wants to try Skyline because some of her coworkers from Ohio rave about it. I have a fishing charter scheduled tomorrow so I don’t think I should tempt fate.
     
  2. GordoBombay

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    Don’t forget to post in the pooped my pants thread
     
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  3. ClemPson

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    I’ll be chumming the waters good tomorrow.
     
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  4. SugarShaun

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    It’ll be out of your system before then
     
  5. Goose

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    Guys, it’s chili, it’s not going to leave you with constant diarrhea unless you have a poor digestive system
     
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  6. Tobias

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    if your digestive system can’t handle a little skyline without getting violent diarrhea you really should consult a doctor immediately
     
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  7. OZ2

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    Passed by the stadium and it looked really damn nice. Got a bunch of beers from there and the sours were damn good.

    oh, I also ate all the cheese, but the star is the chili with the noodles. I like the cheese to compliment it, not overwhelm it (and I realize I’m talking sacrilegious to our Ohio residents.)
     
  8. 40wwttamgib

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    yes you are
     
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  10. Baron

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  11. bro

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    does this look like something that doesn't belong together?

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  13. Baron

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    Who is this guy? Bet he’s never had Skyline.
     
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  14. Tiffin

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    Maxwell Jacob Friedman. He's great.
     
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  15. repoocs

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    At what? His culinary taste is shit. I know that much.
     
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    Being a heel.
     
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  17. repoocs

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    Heel like Skyline if he actually tries it.
     
  18. repoocs

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    So this pic has been floating around the last few days... FB_IMG_1636383825279.jpg
     
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  19. Corch

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    Good God at the gas that must produce
     
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  20. Baron

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  21. Baron

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  22. southlick

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  23. Tender

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    A friend of mine has been going with a girl who is originally from Ohio. I had told her that I'd wanted to try Skyline since I'd heard differing reports on it. She just went on and on about how good it is. They came over on Tuesday to bring my kids some Christmas gifts and to have dinner. Well, they brought a can of Skyline chili and we had it as kind of an appetizer with pasta before we ate the main dinner. I realize that a can probably doesn't compare to fresh, and we didn't have fine cut cheddar, but we officially tried it. My two boys (age 11 and 6) liked it, my little girl (aged 8) didn't. I thought it was interesting, definitely not something that we have comparable here in far west Texas, but I definitely didn't not like it. It's a pasta sauce, not chili, but as a alternative to marina or any other pasta sauce it was pretty good.

    I told her that I liked it and could see myself eating it again as it was kind of a nice change of pace. 12 cans showed up from amazon yesterday from her for Christmas. I figure that will be about 2 years worth of canned Skyline chili. I mean, she'd never had pickled okra or asado or tons of stuff that we eat down here, so I figured I'd try some cuisine from somewhere that I'd never been.
     
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  24. pianoman

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    Make skyline dip out of it. That's a much better use of all those cans.
     
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  25. Tender

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    I'm a Copenhagen Long Cut man, but I appreciate the help.
     
  26. SugarShaun

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    Sarcasm?

    He means like a chip dip
     
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  27. Tender

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    I got it. I didn't think the sarcasm would go over any one's head.

    I was wrong.
     
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  28. SugarShaun

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  30. southlick

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    Bama beat writers are trying out Skyline in Indy.


     
  31. 40wwttamgib

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    you could stock a fall out shelter with them. they last for fucking ever. I have one I bought two years ago that doesn’t expire until next year.
     
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  32. Baron

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    Craving some skyline dip
     
  33. 40wwttamgib

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    think I’m bout to boil up some dogs, heat up the chili. drive the three minutes to skyline and buy some FINELY shredded mild cheddar.
     
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  34. Baron

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    8:38 on a Saturday night, I ain’t cookin shit. Just go there and get some coneys my man.
     
  35. hudson

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    I'm craving traveling
     
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  36. 40wwttamgib

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    brother if i don't use this fuckin chili the next time i look at it it'll be 2024
     
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  37. Baron

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    Something wrong if you got a can sitting in your pantry that long
     
  38. 40wwttamgib

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  39. southlick

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  40. val venis

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    skyline for lunch tomorrow it is
     
  41. Baron

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  43. bro

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    Last weekend, the Bengals beat the Las Vegas Raiders 25-19 for the franchise's first playoff win in 31 years. (Last one was against the Houston Oilers, coincidentally.) Surely the good people of Ohio's fifth-coolest major city celebrated with mountains of liquid brown potpourri deceitfully called chili and a side of goetta, which for the uninitiated can best be described as "haggis without the charm (or the stomach)," "Ohio's half-hearted attempt at making livermush" or, as one Queen City blogger wrote, "poor man's meat gruel." And he was being complimentary!


    Speaking of cuisine, which I guess I am in a technical sense, the Greater Cincinnati Area (also known as "Kentucky and the more West Virginia-ish parts of Ohio") is one of the few places on earth where mock turtle soup is still popular or even available. Mock turtle soup was created when some addled person said "I love eating soup made out of turtles, but turtles are getting hard to find, but you know what tastes like turtles? Calf's head." So overarching is the need to relish the flavor of a turtle, Cincinnatians turn to beheaded cattle. Given that the soup alternative looks like used motor oil with meat chunks and includes cloves, cinnamon and nutmeg, maybe they are onto something.
     
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  44. 40wwttamgib

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    confusing the best part of the state with fucking SE Ohio is an automatic disqualifier for the hick from tennessee
     
  45. Tobias

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    no chance that author has ever even tried skyline. anything to look cool online tho
     
  46. Baron

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    lol, guy is a fucking idiot.
     
  47. pacey

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    Making skyline for tomorrows big game. If you don’t like skyline, I don’t like you.
     
  48. bro

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    I am going to need you to post your chili recipe.
     
  49. pacey

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    It’s the can of skyline with a pull top. Get it at Publix
     
  50. pacey

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    I like the canned better than the frozen personally.
     
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