The GOUT 16: We deal in vibes and cousin business is boomin

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  1. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
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    I figured it was a big 12 thing since OU and UT were flagship teams.
    I suggest we change it.
    Go Cincy and UCF
    GO UC UCF
    GOUCF

    Thoughts?
     
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  2. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Fucking new money up in here. You guys all have to use the bathroom out back until further notice.
     
  3. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Hope y’all like discussing lunch.
     
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  4. Tex

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  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  6. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I like to feel like we have grown over the years. We are now fully embracing breakfast AND dinner.

    Tendies w/ homemade sriracha
    Caesar salad
    2 x DIPA
     
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  7. Gaknight

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    Tacos
     
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  8. Tex

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    Carnitas
    Rice
    Beans
    Beer drinks
     
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  9. a.tramp

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    So yeah, gonna need a little more info here. Mom’s tacos, street tacos, fancy gringo tacos?
     
  10. ono

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    Philly steak stuffed peppers
    Roasted potatoes
    Miller Lite
    Ranch water
    A seltzer or 2

    I hope our new friends are ready to handle Jason fucking Bean here at the sleeping giant that is Kansas.
     
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  11. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    he has some scoots
     
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  12. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    Once we start getting some of them farm boy OL you fuckers have a monopoly on, y'all in trouble.
     
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  13. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Idk man, I don’t see Mark Mangino walking through the door anytime soon

    because he won’t fit lmao
     
  14. Gaknight

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    I’m a street tacos guy for life
     
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  15. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    I ate his mom's taco. A little fishy and dry but not terrible overall
     
  16. UCFartz

    UCFartz Pull My Finger
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    Fontina, mozz, prosciutto, tomato, pesto and arugula sandwiches. Toasted in sage butter.

    Does this mean I’m officially a XII member now?
     

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  17. Tex

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  18. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    leftover tacos nortenos with bacon fat tortillas and sparkling water drink
     
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  19. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Known for Buns
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    Yes hello we will defend the conference's honor today against LIU with noted ace QB Jarret Doege

    :doge:
     
  20. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    It's GOUTDAAAAAAAAAY
     
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  21. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Is it a southern thing to unnecessarily say "drink" after already stating said drink
     
  22. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    loading up on coffee drinks before I move on to beer drinks
     
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  23. Tex

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    All new members make us proud today and stop asking questions
     
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  24. ono

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    The Big 12 is not the damn south. Don’t lump us in with them.
     
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  25. Gaknight

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    It will be a tough game against Bethune Cookman. We will definitely lose the halftime show.
     
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  26. Tex

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    Welp that’s a paddlin
     
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  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Manhattan obvi
     
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  28. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    Hey! Piss off old money, new money is here now and we have questions.
     
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  29. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    In the interest of conference unity:

    The old big12 thread was initially titled the GOAT 12. Eventually we stopped talking sports and only posted our meals, so the name changed to GOUT 12.
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Also welcome to our new posters, I’m glad to see we’ve gained some quality folks.
     
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  31. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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  32. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews Founding Member: Dangerous Nights Crew
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    You gotta think that Judas would outrank Benedict Arnold.
     
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  33. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    Judas ain't played nobody
     
  34. Tex

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    Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here. The jury is still out.
     
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  35. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    We're still wondering about you.
     
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  36. Tex

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    You sob
     
  37. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    I made 6 bets today and every single one of them had Oklahoma State beating Tulsa by between 10 and 15.

    Don't fuck me brothers.
     
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  38. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    That's a narrow window.
     
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  39. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    It's -9.5 through -15 on different parlays. I'm good to go on all of them if they win by 15 or more.
     
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  40. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    I would say fortune favors the bold, but that just seems borderline reckless.

    Good luck!!
    :beerchug:
     
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    Last edited: Sep 11, 2021
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  41. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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  42. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    I believe it's pronounced "coffee drank"
     
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  43. Tex

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    Bloody Mary drink
     
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  44. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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    Chicken fried steak
    Potatoes
    B&G
    Mimosa drink(s)


    Yes I am hungover.
     
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  45. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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  46. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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    I bet the drink drink guys double as “sammich” guys lol
     
  47. Tex

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    Did y’all not have beer last week?
     
  48. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Ran out. Sold every can and bottle in this place.
     
  49. Baron

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    Skyline cheese coneys
    Body Armor drink
     
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  50. Tex

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    Making the gout proud