Got a blowjob this morning. Not doing anything resembling work. Currently watching new episode of "What we do in the Shadows" and eating green tea pancakes. Ignoring news so it doesn't kill my zen.
Houston update, Dana is still here. Rice wasn't ready for Clayton Tune and somehow our offense looked great. Hopefully we don't FSU it this week as we have Grambling at home for our first true home game. Locked in my basketball season tickets yesterday, I'm more excited about our basketball lineup than football moving forward.
Wore a ucf shirt to a bar yesterday. Bartender gave me shit about it and was like I never paid attention to UCF until the fake natty claim. My response was “exactly”
folks hearing from chip brown reporting live from the lakeway resort and spa that today is a great day for radio and that texas is slated to join the NFC East
Quick life update. I no longer have a grumble of pugs, Mr. William Marie buttersworth bigboy little chubpug Mr Fatman crossed the rainbow bridge on June 28th. He was 14 years old and the original pug. The other pugs took it pretty hard since he was their big boy cuddle buddy and they were constantly sniffing around his beds looking for him after he was gone. But I know now that for the first time in his life he will actually be able to see out of two eyes and now he can peek in to broXcore's room without any consequence
Sorry to hear about Dr. William Fatman, M.D. What else is going on? Married? Kids? Finally get those butt implants?
is taco bueno even around anymore? thought they closed everything. I did enjoy the crunchy potato burrito