Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Name P. Redacted

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    My MIL let me know she put her pistol on top of her dresser and put a child proof handle on their door so that my two year old wouldn’t find it. They have two large gun safes but I guess a child proof door handle is safer.
     
  2. texasraider

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    this is all very accurate and a good summation
     
  3. Doc Louis

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    That sounds like he's lying to cover for something no one asked him
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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    Key takeaway from your post and 100% correct
     
  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I mean this was all very obvious I thought when the US government tried to stop 9/11 victims' families from suing the Saudi government right?
     
  6. Beeds07

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    War hawks who bring up 9/11 never seem to have an answer for why we didn’t go to war with Saudi Arabia
     
  7. Truman

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    Because those war hawks decided that Iran was the enemy, and it was extremely profitable to sell war shit to their cold war adversaries
     
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  8. Doc Louis

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    Because they really hated The Iron Sheik, Tehran Iran #1!
     
  9. JGator1

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  11. Illinihockey

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    its always projection
     
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  12. Prospector

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    Damn surprised he wasn't allowed to "escape"
     
  13. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    already guessed the guy was driving a dodge before going through the pictures
     
  14. NilesIrish

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    Anybody seeing this kind of shit pop up locally? I had not heard of this site until I saw a link calling a murder victim a career criminal. Guess his race.

    If you don’t want to click it’s a wildly racist ‘conservative local news” site.

    Realnewsmichiana.com
     
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  15. Beeds07

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    Hardest off passes

    Never heard of it but if sounds super shitty
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    theres been an enormous movement to leverage the vacuum of local news coverage into basically fake agitprop websites and twitter feeds

    theres just endless "news" twitter accounts that will share real news mixed with just deranged propaganda. seen lots of people on tmb even follow them and share them.
     
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  17. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    how can it be shitty if it has real news in the name of the site?

    sounds legit as shit iyam
     
  18. Mister Me Too

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    No, the issue with 9/11 families suing Saudi Arabia has more to do with protecting this country from being sued themselves. If American families sue Saudi Arabia then families from other countries will sue the US and when it’s all said and done the US would have a lot more lawsuits on their hands than any other countries.
     
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  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I understand this was the given reason, but there is no way to discount that a big motivating factor was that the US doesn't want everyone to know explicitly how cozy it's relationship with Saudi Arabia was/is and helping basically fund terrorism.
     
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  20. BudKilmer

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    I’d change my name to Joe Biden Lover if he tear gassed those chud protestors Saturday like Donnie did to the BLM
     
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  21. Mister Me Too

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    There’s no doubt that the US government does not want the public to know how close the US government is with terrorist and criminal cartel, that’s the reason why nothing further came out about the fast and furious situation. But I do believe that the primary reason that they don’t want citizens to sue Saudi Arabia or any other government is because of the risk that it exposes to the US and American companies.
     
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  22. steamengine

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    There’s been a big movement in rural Texas where localized papers have gone away and been replaced by shit like this, where most of the content is farmed out to bad actors.
     
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  23. Paddy Murphy

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    I think the given reason is the actual reason. Anybody who wants to know or actually cares beyond a 24 hours news cycle already knows our relationship with Saudi Arabia is morally bankrupt and mutually beneficial. It’s not a secret at all.
     
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  24. Paddy Murphy

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    Weirdly (or it makes complete sense in today’s environment) half of them are explicitly designed to weave bat shit misinformation and propaganda into a seemingly “normal” “news site” as a means of co-opting unsuspecting people, and the other half are literally Macedonian teenagers with a laptop selling ads on the clicks and making 25k a month.
     
  25. WhiskeyDelta

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    Can’t make any money on a war that would last about three weeks.
    “Ooh sorry, we’ve blockaded your two harbors and pulled out all our contractors that maintain your military and sent in a few marines to sit on top of your water sources sooooorry.”

    Saudi is the fucking worst. Other than maybe Turkey.
     
  26. Beeds07

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    It just makes me laugh that when I use a fact checking site or AP, chuds will call those fake news and use these sites as their sources for stories.

    Me:
    :awshucks:
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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  28. Lyrtch

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  29. NilesIrish

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    The top line sponsor is Finnies. So do with that what you will.
     
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  30. Beeds07

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    I grew up with those dudes and they were a family of cops, so…….
     
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  31. NilesIrish

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    Sounds about white.
     
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  32. Prospector

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  33. PeterGriffin

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    theworstpersonyouknow.jpg
     
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  34. Truman

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  35. Name P. Redacted

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    Prison Paul doesn’t seem to be getting much traffic
     
  36. VaxRule

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    If you feel personally attacked by someone criticizing white supremacists and/or domestic terrorists maybe you should take a good hard look at yourself instead of attacking the person criticizing those things. Or at the very least if you’re reporting on someone reacting and getting defensive maybe report the story that way. Because that’s the real story.
     
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  37. Andy Reocho

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    Guess the recall isn't going that well for the R's
     
  38. Prospector

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  39. PeterGriffin

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    :magatears::magatears::magatears:
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Well, Trump is an expert on it as much like the rest of his life having tried, and failed, at it. Least successful white domestic terrorist ever.
     
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  41. IV

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    Can’t even be a piece of shit right
     
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  42. Prospector

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    Hold my beer

     
  43. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Lol what did he say

    Besides this

     
  45. pez

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  46. Sub-Zero

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    Thank you miss penismouth3
     
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  47. bro

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    You want me to issue a statement about the recall? But can I also make it about me? Great
     
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  48. Doc Louis

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    How to get traffic you're desperate for on Twitter while trying to get around Twitter banning the person you're using for clicks.