Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    We should. They're not trying to be Navy seals anytime soon.
     
  2. CUAngler

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    I hope they don't get the corporate white washing that killed Rickie.
     
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  3. 1

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    I could probably look this up but...

    Did Hovland grow up here most his life or something? I mean I know he went to Okie St. but he doesn't have a foreign accent at all.
     
  4. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Is that what killed Rickie? Also morikawa wayyyy better than Rickie ever was imo.
     
  5. poor paul

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    No, he lived in Norway until he went to OSU. He has an accent.
     
  6. CUAngler

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    Swing changes and doing one million different obligations is the consensus.
     
  7. junior5

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    I think it started when Tiger fans felt threatened. He’s way past that now
     
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  8. jplaYa

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    I have some tennis friends who also golf who didn’t like what he did to Caroline Wozniacki to which I don’t know exactly what he did but they made it seem he was either in the wrong or handled it poorly.
     
  9. ZeroPointZero

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    broke off their engagement via text message
     
  10. Joe Withabee

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    Reminder that Rickie Fowler has won 5 PGA tournaments in his entire career, and 0 majors. Morikawa has already matched and exceeded that
     
  11. MODEVIL

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    Spieth here >>>>

    X #2
     
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  12. The B1G Kucktis

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    Tbf, at least Tiger won 12 majors before trying to be a Seal
     
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  13. hudson

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    Eh, maybe the reason he went that route was because she was never around. Hey we don’t spend enough time together, this won’t work for me anymore.
     
  14. miles

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    Related bc it’s interesting to me. You see this all the time with Scandinavian hockey players. They often learn English very early so it’s very good already when they come over. Then by the time they’ve lived here for like 3 years you’d think they grew up here. Danish player Nikolaj Ehlers:

     
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  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We are never losing another team competition.
     
  16. 1

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    Mrs. Koepka looking good
     
  17. poor paul

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  18. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    <3
     
  19. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    So they interviewed Mario Tizinai on pgatour radio today. Apparently he's strickers brother in law and a pro golfer. Was part of Ryder cup group. He said strick gave the guys what the wanted and got rid of all the obligations. Gave them tons of down time to relax and prepare like they are used to.

    Sounds like Brooks said what everyone wanted to say and Strick agreed.
     
  20. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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  21. CUAngler

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    It's easy to say, but all strick had to do was not get in the way and let's the ponies run.
     
  22. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    100% but golf world is so stuffy. Some people have a problem with doing anything differently. Apparently Stricker cut out a bunch of speeches by former players. Said nothing those guys had to say could get his team anymore motivated. Probably ruffled some feathers.
     
  23. portlandspartan

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    I don’t know, I bet if they heard David Duvall speak they could have gotten to 21
     
  24. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Tpc Vegas was a great coarse. Funny thing in the hotel, gfore hotel logo apparel, only 375 for a jacket.
     
  25. PaulKemp

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  26. 1

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    No second or third rate sports broadcaster even picked it up for TV?
     
  27. PaulKemp

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    Someone can correct me if I’m wrong, but the SI article didn’t mention any other sources for watching, and I assume they would if there were. Didn’t dig into it all that deeply. Maybe the deeper rounds will be? This is qualifying for the round of 64
     
  28. teel

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    Impossible for a thread title to be more accurate
     
  29. Jigga

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    ive spent the last 3 days on the toilet and lost 10 pounds. My creativity is lacking.
     
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  30. teel

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    No I love it. Congrats on the bowel movements though.
     
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  31. Festus McBadass

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    What’s your secret?
     
  32. mal630

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    I watched one of his stupid youtube videos speed training and I think he has a pretty good shot. Some guys are faster but he will most likely have better launch conditions and will hit a lot more balls in the grid. Wouldn't be surprised if he gets top 2-3.
     
  33. PaulKemp

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    This stream has been tough to follow, which is unfortunate. Apparently, Golf Channel had the rights but all the sponsors dropped out due to Covid, so they’ve had to DIY their own production. Lots of technical difficulties with audio, getting numbers in real time, and their one shot tracer doesn’t work. Hopefully, Bryson’s appearance can get them some much needed money.

    Competitors are doing commentary so that’s been insightful at least, and should be fun to hear their takes on Bryson’s performance/participation
     
  34. Paddy Murphy

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    Friend of mine just advanced to the round of 16 in the mid am. Pretty crazy week so far. On the cut line in stroke play. 13 for 7 playoff for the cut line. 6 guys advance on first playoff hole, my friend birdies second playoff hole to take final spot in match play. Down 3 with 6 to go against #1 seed, pushes that in to playoff then eagles playoff hole #2 to advance. Just won his round of 32 5 and 4.

    Good golfer, obviously, but this qualifies as fairy tale stuff type good golfer.
     
  35. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    Sankaty Head looks badass
     
  36. Hatfield

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    Doesn't winner of that typically get an invite to the Masters?
     
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  37. Paddy Murphy

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    I believe so, as well as an exemption to the US open.

    ETA: And a great puff piece on the golf channel during one of those weeks
     
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  38. PaulKemp

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    Watching Bryson have an absolute blast competing in this thing a couple days removed from a Ryder Cup win in front of a small live crowd, and only a few thousand viewers streaming on YouTube with terrible production value may have just won me over. Team Bryson
     
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  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    What kind of hat is he wearing?
     
  40. mal630

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    Regular Cobra hat
     
  41. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I can get on board with that
     
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  42. PaulKemp

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    It was a normal hat. Don't think it would have had the same effect otherwise
     
  43. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    How did he finish?
     
  44. Joe Withabee

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  45. RalfBully

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    Just took a hozzle rocket off of my hand. Pretty sure it’s broken in a few spots. My already short golf season might have just gotten shorter

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  46. pez

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    I’m not gonna lie, that looks like it hurts
     
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  47. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    That's not ideal.
     
  48. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    So how did it happen? Ball ricochet off a tree or did someone else hit you?
     
  49. Ty Webb

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    That looks like a direct shot