Fucked around and found out

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  1. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Poor Vince hasn't been the same since his grandpa died.
     
  2. Constant

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    I love how smug he is :roll:
     
  3. Detlef Schrempf

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    I like how fired he is.
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    Wait, so this guy won’t deliver my packages even if I have no flags outside my house
     
  5. a.tramp

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    No, he won’t deliver your package because he does not have a job delivering packages.
     
  6. IV

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    jesus tap dancing Christ, I can’t imagine the horror of being the doctor in that situation you 100% know what’s going to happen
     
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  7. a.tramp

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  8. IV

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    Think the Milwaukee protocol success rate has improved a small amount but p much
     
  9. El Tiburon

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    If the Milwaukee protocol doesn’t involve the consumption of bratwurst and blocks of cheese while butt-chugging gallons of shitty beer, I’m going to be real disappointed.
     
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  10. IV

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    you do end up in a coma, so I guess that’s along the vein of what you’re saying
     
  11. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I understand the reason is because he's dumber than a bag of hammers, but how the fuck do you make a video about how you won't perform your job then upload it to a social media site where a few million people will instantly see it?
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    Duh, it’s obviously because social media was supposed to silence his conservative voice!
     
  13. Redav

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    Prob an extension of the death cult mentality. If you're prepared to not get vaccinated and die you prob aren't afraid of getting fired.
     
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  14. Professor Moriarty

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    Sounds like he quit the FedEx job, got a new job and then posted the TikTok video.
     
  15. ashy larry

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    different strain of faafo but lmaooo

     
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  16. JGator1

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    As someone in the top comments pointed out, if celebrating death is banworthy then how is any gop dominated subreddit still around after RBG's death.
     
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  17. slogan119

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    Nope - fired for cause makes him uneligible for benefits LOL
     
  18. IV

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  19. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    While struggling to put together a coherent sentence.
     
  20. IV

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    Or also from the comments:

    I tried looking up where in the TOS it said anything about "celebrating death" and couldn't find it. There are rules against celebrating and encouraging violence, which I can totally understand, but I don't think that's the same as celebrating death by stupidity, which by the way r/darwinawards has been doing for way longer.
     
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  21. Can I Spliff it

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    When you keep fucking around in spite of finding out already
     
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  22. dblplay1212

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  23. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I just got asked to sign a change.org petition to stop the TVA vaccine mandate!
     
  24. IV

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    Maybe we should just get rid of the TVA it was created by that commie FDR
     
  25. Clown Baby

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  26. Can I Spliff it

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  27. Tobias

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    a great home hangover cure is to hook yourself up to an ecmo and just vibe
     
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  28. Clown Baby

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    Imagine the lucid dreams you can have when your body is basically on live support
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    I feel like I’m not fulfilling my full potential by not gritting these losers
     
  30. blind dog

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    here's a pic of the ecmo machine the dude I know is on. Looks fairly easy to use hopefully Amazon & Walmart carry them along with detailed instructions of the 24 hour care you have to receive
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  31. El Tiburon

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    I just bought my ECMO from IKEA. Sure it was a pain to assemble, but it was a fraction of the cost!
     
  32. Clown Baby

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    Here’s a pic of the ECMO that I just bought

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  33. Redav

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    Man fuck this breathing shit. I want one
     
  34. Constant

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    Sheeeeit I worked on car engines and whatnot more complicated then that there.
     
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  35. Detlef Schrempf

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    Is that a Swedish made ECMO?
     
  36. blind dog

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    guy I know is on day 29 on ecmo. he won't end up in this thread as he wasn't posting a bunch of anti vaccine/mask bullshit. but his wife gives these extremely detailed posts almost daily about progress, setbacks & prayers. i've read almost all of them and not one single mention of hey maybe everyone on the fence please get vaccinated this shit is real. sad af
     
  37. IV

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    That is your bag baby
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    What no, that sort of thing is not my bag baby
     
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  39. IV

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    1 Book Swedish home ecmo’s and me, this is my bag baby authored by Clown Baby
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I’ve sceded my chance to Jason Whitlock and Candace Owens, so you don’t ha luv e to tell me.

    Different but same grift
     
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  41. Redav

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    Even though these people suck I do still feel bad reading people giving updates on loved ones because they're so optimistic and hopeful... but they ain't no coming back from the vent
     
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  42. SD_Irish

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    Has Ben Garrison kicked the can yet? Or is he still hiding out in the Montana woods, sucking down horse paste, etching comedic hieroglyphics on caves about the deep state while refusing to seek treatment?
     
  43. wes tegg

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  44. bro

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    hand in your badge and gun
     
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  45. Duck Smoker

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    It's nice to see an un-vaxxed Covid patient who unnecessarily burdened our healthcare system learn a lesson about the damage being done to healthcare institutions/workers...but we can't have nice things.

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    'Absolutely disrespectful': Widow speaks out against new COVID-19 billboard in Savannah
    The billboard for St. Joseph/Candler Hospital System at the corner of Abercorn Street and White Bluff Road in Savannah reads, "We're gaining patients. And losing patience."

    A new billboard for St. Joseph/Candler Hospital system is encouraging people to get vaccinated but it's starting some controversy. It reads, "We're gaining patients. And losing patience."

    Evie Hubbert, from Richmond Hill, recently lost her husband to COVID-19 and says the sign is insensitive.

    Both she and her husband Jesse Hubbert contracted COVID-19 at the beginning of August.

    Evie recovered, Jesse did not.

    "It was hard. It was very hard to watch someone who is as strong and has fought so hard in his life, just in general. Outside of his military career or otherwise and has given back so much to his community and cared for so many people. Leaving this earth that way," Evie said.

    The military veteran received care at the VA hospital in Charleston for about three weeks, until he passed on Sept. 7.

    When Evie returned home, she saw the billboard at the corner of Abercorn and White Bluff Road near the Oglethorpe Mall. She says she was furious.

    "You want to empower people to get vaccinated? People trust you as a hospital. Do you want to empower them? Show that. Show empowerment. Help us help you. That is not the sign they put up. The sign they put up says, ‘well because of the fact that you all are choosing not to get vaccinated, we are losing our patience,'" Evie said.

    She says she believes it’s relaying the wrong message to not only COVID-19 patients and their families but also those who are in the hospital without COVID-19.

    "Are they going to receive subpar care because your patient load has increased? So now you don’t have enough patience? That’s absolutely disrespectful," Evie said.

    Savannah Mayor Van Johnson also weighing in on the controversy, saying there’s nothing wrong with the billboard.

    "The time is over to play nice. The stark reality of the truth is that they are gaining patients and losing patience," Johnson said during a press conference Monday.

    The mourning widow says she’s looking for compassion during one of the most difficult times of her life and believes the sign is anything but.

    "I promise you, if I could change the waters and turn back time, my sweet husband would be sitting right here next to me instead of sitting in an urn on my shelf.
     
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  46. bro

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    "You want to empower people to get vaccinated? People trust you as a hospital. Do you want to empower them? Show that. Show empowerment. Help us help you. That is not the sign they put up. The sign they put up says, ‘well because of the fact that you all are choosing not to get vaccinated, we are losing our patience,'" Evie said.

    So did the compassionate approach from the prior 7 months work for your husband? thought so.
     
  47. Constant

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    Thank you for your service. Fuck you for your stupidity. Thank you for dying quickly once you started wasting scarce medical resources.

    And kudos Mayor for not being a fence-straddling political bitch.
     
  48. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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