Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. Barves2125

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    Does that make me Graisee? Does that make me Graiiiiiseeeeee?

     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    It’s Gru man do you even dad
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

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  4. Det. Frank Bullitt

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    Pryce. not sure if b/g
     
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  5. racer

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    This seems like an antifeminist dig.
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Cotton is bad for a boy, girl, or dog
     
  7. Detlef Schrempf

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    Fine for a shirt though
     
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  8. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  9. racer

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    Originally circulated for the formatting. But those names tho. 9CCEA083-36A9-44C4-BC9A-6C249AF80F11.jpeg
     
  10. pearl

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    Grace or Gracey?
     
  11. Thoros of Beer

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    Gracey I think
     
  12. Clown Baby

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  13. IV

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    reminds me of “Hey Abbott!” for some reason
     
  14. TC

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  15. tylerdolphin

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    Was in my wife's OBGYN's office and one hall had a bunch of pictures that parents had given him. Some weird names there but I think J'Hordan took the cake for me.
     
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  16. Clown

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    Is the child named Professor Rodenbeek because that is kind of cool
     
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    just saw a Beighly
     
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  18. IV

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    Auburn fan?
     
  19. IV

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    If I’m in her class as a kid, her name is bagel
     
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  21. racer

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  22. jbr

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    Got a family with Brady, Bryce, and Brinley today. I don’t even know how you come up with Brinley as a name.

    Fucking suburban white people.
     
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  23. Beachy Toast

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    Ha someone naming their kid bertwing lmao.
     
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  24. whiteboy

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    Got a new student at my school this week named Baylin
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    My son's middle name is Jur'Dan
     
  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    My daughter is 4 and in soccer, there’s an absurd helicopter mom there whose son is named Axton (I’m guessing on spelling), but she calls him, “Axtee”
     
  28. TC

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    We've prob reached the point where 4 Baylins gang up on a Matt and beat his ass because of his weird name
     
  29. racer

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    Congrats on being on the PTA with drew brees
     
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  30. IV

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    I guess they’ll never finish anything
     
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  32. Detlef Schrempf

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  33. Tex

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    That’s what I’m assuming
     
  34. 20/20/20/20

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    La-Chev-er-juan
     
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  35. El Tiburon

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    Why are you all assuming that the apostrophe is silent?
     
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  36. racer

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    He goes by Chevy
     
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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That name still sucks.
     
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  39. TheBabyShrimp

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  40. El Tiburon

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  42. racer

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  43. Barves2125

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  44. a.tramp

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    Sounds like the name of a brunch app for millennials on a budget.
     
  45. TC

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  46. a.tramp

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    The location and current wait time of the most sensibly priced avocado toasts is a mere 2 finger taps away.
     
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  47. TC

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    I'm in for a 50% stake. Please have your people contact my assistant Basil
     
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  48. racer

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    …Monday, on an all-new American Greed. *return from commercial break*

    Narrator: a.tramp is seeking $20,000 for a 5% stake in his new Burdjet app. It’s down to shark TC to make a deal


    TC : Alright. I love me some brunch. *scribbles a note* I’ll give you the $20,000. But in return I want an 85% stake and point oh-three-seven-five cents per tap on the app in perpetuity.

    a.tramp: ….*whispers to a partner that isn’t there behind a cupped hand* … ok, let’s do it!
     
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  49. TC

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    racer I wrote up my offer in a note and taped it to his apartment door
     
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