Was in my wife's OBGYN's office and one hall had a bunch of pictures that parents had given him. Some weird names there but I think J'Hordan took the cake for me.
Got a family with Brady, Bryce, and Brinley today. I don’t even know how you come up with Brinley as a name. Fucking suburban white people.
My daughter is 4 and in soccer, there’s an absurd helicopter mom there whose son is named Axton (I’m guessing on spelling), but she calls him, “Axtee”
We've prob reached the point where 4 Baylins gang up on a Matt and beat his ass because of his weird name
Talmage isn’t a bad name, and very common for a Mormon. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_E._Talmage
The location and current wait time of the most sensibly priced avocado toasts is a mere 2 finger taps away.
…Monday, on an all-new American Greed. *return from commercial break* Narrator: a.tramp is seeking $20,000 for a 5% stake in his new Burdjet app. It’s down to shark TC to make a deal TC : Alright. I love me some brunch. *scribbles a note* I’ll give you the $20,000. But in return I want an 85% stake and point oh-three-seven-five cents per tap on the app in perpetuity. a.tramp: ….*whispers to a partner that isn’t there behind a cupped hand* … ok, let’s do it!