I've been tempted to go full-shaved (facial area only, boys...don't get excited). But gat damn you can get used to not shaving.
Just had a lady come in in scrubs no mask so I was like thats odd. She wraps up her obnoxious phone call and starts asking me if I believe there is really a pandemic. Says its all made up but then tells me she got Covid and she is glad she got it. She then tells me the Chinese Communist Party is a group of sick fucks trying to kill us all. Then asks if I subscribe to the Epoch Times. Shes a nail tech from Boston. Will be monitoring her socials for future death. Really cool morning here.
They don’t just give scrubs to anyone. You get your first set at medical school graduation with your diploma.
My wife has lost all respect for me because I believe that God himself has revealed to me that vaccines are the devil
The fifth step is actually to immerse yourself in a subculture of pickup artists and profit from a bestselling book about it
Someone should post in a Pee Wee Herman pretending to be a biker voice, “I think we should try not being crazy anymore.”
I used to have a goatee but now go with the permanent 5 o’clock shadow. I feel this is a better look and proves I don’t have a double chin.
All these unvaccinated dudes dying of covid give off strong fathers rights vibes. Maybe if we condition custody and alimony on vaccine status they’ll come around
In Chicago it is about 1 catholic church for every 9,300 people, in a city that also has a ton of Baptist churches. The entire state of Minnesota it is a 1 to 30,000 ratio, Minnesota is not very catholic. 1 per every 100,000 is very low.
I mean we had zero Catholic Churches in my town but like 20 Protestant style in a small town. I’m genuinely curious.
Take your loved one out of the hospital. Take the hospital equipment and providers with you. You’re the hospital now.
If the hospitalist asks if you’re sure you want to leave AMA that means “ask me anything” before you become the hospital
Gimme my own hospital at home! Gimme a pro bono attorney! Gimme internet money for free because I don't wanna work! But fuck those libtards and their entitlements and hand outs
Saw an article on this and looked for a tweet on a patient to post the story here, and it's gotten the bot outrage treatment. Awesome policy. Hope more people can get denied important things.
What if Jay, and just hear me out, vaccines are a treatment for covid? You know that old saying Jay, the one that starts out with “an ounce of prevention…”