Random pics you've found on the internet ***NSFW***

Holy shit this killed me. He really did (almost) 500.

 

That crackheads moans of pain are lolsome

 

lmao at “turd smoker” by the Turd Smoker band

 

holy fuck whoopi is a fat slob

 

the fuck did Whoopi ever do to you?

 

It’s funny, you know, Covid.

 

At least it wasn’t a gender specific slang insult.

 

I am shocked at how big she is

But, lol, covid

 

Just retweeted the fuck outta that thing

 

That Twitter handle is gold

 

I’m actually furious I didn’t think of it.

 

Biff Bridges this how

 

That defender needed to be shamed.

 

A thread:

 

I’m pretty sure graham crackers were also invented to keep people from beating off

 

I’ve been there.

 

How were the wings?

 

That lightly sugared cardboard gives me a raging erection

 

drugs are bad, mkay

 

272. Still Fuckin’ -- Ed McMahon

 

Also, I know this video has been posted a 100x, but I will never not laugh each 100x I see it:

 

Same energy:

 

Lol

 

Man, those are nugs.

 

I want to roll one so bad right now.

 

And you stayed too long filming that video, you died on the way down.

 

Man that's awesome. Literally standing on top of the world

 

Same thing with the fridge that beeps when you leave the doors open too long.

 

I’ve always hated that credit card machine when you pay at the store. You get a pleasant little bell sound asking you to insert your card, then you get a message telling you DO NOT REMOVE CARD, so you sit there and obey. But then as soon as the the payment is approved you get HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK like you’re some kind of asshole who forgot that he inserted his card there and was about to leave the store.

 

I should probably go see someone about why beeps from appliances/cars/machines make me rage. My car dings when I open my driver door, "door ajar". In park. With the engine off. I think it expects me to never leave. Drives me insane.