Fucked around and found out

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  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    *moderate-certainty evidence*
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  2. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Fuck yes, boot-strapping your way off of a vent. ‘Murica af!
     
  3. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Reads like a Last Man Standing script.
     
  4. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Flynn murdered by these people would be hilarious.
     
  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Qanon base is like the one ring. Can only be wielded by its one true master.
     
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  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Dude came into clinic today, tossed a bunch of chairs around in the waiting room in a fit of rage about wearing a mask. Then accused us of malpractice for calling the cops.

    Attorneys lined up around the block to take this guys' case, I'd guess
     
  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Did the cops arrest him? Hope he dies on his way home.
     
  8. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    He left, they took a report from one of the front desk folks and said they'd follow-up
     
  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Tl;dr fucked around, finding out tbd
     
  10. Mister Me Too

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  11. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Asking the wrong questions man, “why aren’t we injecting ivermectin into our engines?”
     
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  12. Clown Baby

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    Now that’s what I call horsepower
     
  13. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    It’s actually, and you’re never going to believe this, horse wormer.
     
  14. Taffy

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    ...
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    Or horse dewormer. Which would be a far more useful medicine, for horses with worms.
     
  16. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    as someone who works in a hospital emergency department you best believe we would be glad to send all these unvaccinated dipshits home. ideally they would skip us altogether and just stay there instead of even coming in to take up our beds.
     
  17. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Yea we’ve had to pull back on Inpatient surgeries because of these assholes taking up a bed. Really trying to start a grassroots internal effort to deny them beds
     
  18. Doc Louis

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    If true they probably were fired instead of getting to quit.
     
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  19. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Couple articles came out this week confirming that North Carolina is denying unemployment claims for people who got fired or quit due to vaccine mandates. Pretty awesome even if it’s because we deny the most unemployment claims of any state in the union. Bit of a long con fucked around and found out for the republicans who raped our social safety net programs.
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Nothing officially has been said with regard to vaccine mandates and unemployment, but pretty sure it's just about a lock in Virginia that if you lose your job in any capacity over the vaccine mandates that you won't be getting unemployment since the law states "You will be disqualified if the deputy determines that you quit your job without good cause, or you were fired from your job for misconduct in connection with your work." Another place states that "you have to be out of work through no fault of your own." So obviously if you're fired over not getting a vaccine, it's your fault. If you quit over legal terms of employment that you refuse to abide by, it's also your fault. But if you quit over good cause, you may be able to collect benefits, don't think quitting over terms of employment is considered good cause though.
     
  21. Han Solo

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    Somebody in my office just got caught lying about their vaccine status. They’re giving them until next Friday to produce their vaccination card, which they will then verify. The employee is currently suspended without pay.

    I’m hoping they get the vaccine this week so they can show the vaccine card to the company next week, but then get fired anyways for lying about it for the last few months. That’d be one hell of a win-win.
     
  22. Duck70

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    Did they not check vax cards initially? We gave out our $200 bonus only when we either got a picture of the card or saw it in person.
     
  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    At my last job and they did not, they just said they might check in the future.
     
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  24. Han Solo

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    No we had to fill out a form online attesting everything we said was truthful and would result in termination without severance if caught lying.

    My company has been pushing for vaccinations but unwilling to mandate due to the industry we are in (until our work with the government took care of this for them). The employee in question was never required to even get a vax when they started the lie, but it just made it so they didn’t have to wear a mask in the office. The dumb part is that this employee works out in the field 95% of the time and no one’s required to be in the office at all until 2022.
     
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  25. NDJOECA

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    This may be a dumbass question… I know people have their vax status connected to their phones or something right? I am an incredibly disorganized person and now that CA is mandating proof of vax to attend certain events I’m getting anxiety over misplacing my card.
     
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  26. Lyrtch

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    Double check but everywhere I've potentially needed it will take a photo
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    she’s a racist pos I’m shocked
     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I made an album called “vaxxed” on my iPhone and uploaded a pic of my card there. That way I don’t have to scroll back weeks or months to find it.
     
  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Ca will accept a photo but I believe it has to be of front and back
     
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  30. infected donkey

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    If you have an iphone, notes will “scan” it with a picture.
     
  31. NYGator

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    #2737 NYGator, Oct 9, 2021
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2021
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  32. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  33. infected donkey

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    I envy you guys who live in competent states.
     
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  34. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It even uploads to your health app on your iPhone
     
  35. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    I have my health records on my iPhone through my Dr’s group hospital app
     
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  36. NDJOECA

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    awesome, thanks!
     
  37. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    The way I figure out who in the obituaries died from COVID is by scanning the thumbnail photos for people who look like me.

    EDIT: Especially the ones who look like me +50 lbs.
     
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  38. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  39. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Covid take my energy
     
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  40. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  41. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Anybody heard anything from Ben Garrison? Has he found out yet?
     
  42. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    "... not serious... I am going to be admitted to the hosptial"

    Oh ok
     
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