2021 Summer Transfer Thread

80s AIDS infested colon cancer

 

Sure.

 

And from the Tottenham thread.

 

I don't know why this is in the transfer thread, but like awarded

 

See the quote, England’s number 9 ain’t having a banner start to the season.

 

Unfair to compare Kane this early in his career to a legend like Matip

 

nice post RavenNole

 

Two year tap up indeed. This is why people hate us.

 

It was a informal because they were wearing t-shirts instead of suits

 

Going well!

 

Once again Perez is vindicated

 

Should’ve just went to Bayern the first time.

 

It’s Mino. If he’d gone to Bayern, the only difference in that quote would be replacing Juventus with Bayern

 

True

Also true

 

De Ligt is a less dopey John Stones.

 

Wanda living in Newcastle

 

Ramsey makes little sense there.

 

a billion lol

making those release clauses Saudi-proof.

 

Not those Newcastle Saudi’s. Speaking of which, can I interest you in a Kingsley Coman?

 

why even include a release clause?

 

I think it's law in Spain, but I could be wrong.

 

That makes sense otherwise it is just so absurd.

 

That’s correct. They have to.
Go look at Barcelona’s other release clauses, this probably isn’t even the most ridiculous one

 

€300m for Braithwaite
€400m for Dest, Garcia, Memphis or Coutinho
€500m for Alba, Busquets, Pique, Roberto or Umtiti

 

Its like they just move over a decimal point on their actual value.

 

That might be generous on some of those

 

400mil release for Coutinho and they’d sell right now for 4mil and a box of envelopes.

 

*The net spend champs have entered this chat*

 

Who’s gonna fire up the 2021 winter transfer thread?

 

I vote Andy Reocho

 

All it took was getting fucked by PSG paying Neymar's and they just jacked up everyones. Gavi will probably be 2 billion. Honestly I'd like to see someone pay the 300 for Braithwaite just to see how fucking stupidly they could spend that.