Jags fire Urban Meyer

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  1. Constant

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    It. Out.

    JLD is a goddam national treasure.
     
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  2. joe-

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    at least now we all know what smashmouth meant when they sang “he was looking kinda dumb with his finger in her bum”
     
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  3. joe-

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    thanks I’ll be here all week
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    Wait. What?

     
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  5. Goose

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    It says she works for a marketing company that does business with the restaurant.

    I personally don’t think she should be fired for it but it’s not like she works for some random company and they’re firing her as a slut shame
     
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  6. racer

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    Gonna be fun when it comes out that Urban made them fire her.
     
  7. BudKilmer

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    she was drunk at a bar, a dude grinds up on her crotch and she is the one who should quit? I don’t see any videos of her giving urbs a handy

    it would be fucked up if he got to keep coaching and she loses her 50k a year job
     
  8. racer

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    You new to America?
     
  9. Roy

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    Probably have even had sex with some of the same people
     
  10. Goose

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    Look, I’m not sitting here defending Urban. I want him to burn, I don’t want him coaching in CFB again. But, she is jeopardizing a business relationship. An investigation isn’t out of bounds.

    Spare us the Urban was some sort of predator inference in this situation. They’ve met in the past and she was sending out Snapchat’s after the fact bragging about it

     
  11. duc15

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    Cancel Culture run amuck
     
  12. DuffandMuff

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    I'm the last person here to defend urban, but from all the videos it seems like she was grinding on him? He was sitting on the barstool.

    I'm assuming the company has some rule about fraternizing with clients. Especially a high profile one in a very public setting. Hope she doesn't lose her job.
     
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  13. The Banks

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    Did she stick her fingers up Urban’s butt?
     
  14. GoS

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    Pics please
     
  15. Daniel Ocean

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    sharia law in America makes morality a huge deal. Sorry you had to learn that here.
     
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  16. Daniel Ocean

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    Her losing her job and him keeping his is about as American sharia as you can get. Lol too perfect.
     
  17. DeToxRox

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  18. Pelican

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    Good start for the Jags today at least.
     
  19. BuckeyeRiot

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    So much for that
     
  20. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    live shot of urban on the sideline at the end of the game

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Saul Shabazz

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    "I don't coach, man....christ"
     
  23. Handcuffed

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    i'm sure he's going to get shit for this but isn't this the gameday job for position coaches? his answer is shitty but i don't think head coaches are involved in getting specific players on the field
     
  24. Nole0515

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    OC/position coaches approved by the Head coach(if hes an offensive coach) during the week.
     
  25. kennypowers

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  26. Fancy

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    Absolutely not.
     
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  28. kennypowers

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    Oh god was he the one responsible for not running Marshawn at the goal line in the super bowl? Its all making sense.
     
  29. beerme

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    Isn’t working for a marketing firm that does business with the bar code word for she’s a shot girl or a promoter?
     
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  30. Sir Phobos

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    he is so in over his head its hilarious. there's so much ego involved in being a HC that there's never a thought from most of them that they can't do a job at a certain level of play or a certain place. very few coaches in general seem cognizant of their limitations.
     
  31. DeToxRox

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    He was fine here. Stafford loved him. Patricia was so awful it’s hard to say how much it hurt him.
     
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  32. MG2

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    I thought he was okay
     
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  34. kennypowers

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    We’re in the same boat, everything has been so awful with the jags for multiple seasons it’s hard to tell who is contributing to the badness or who is just suffering from it.
     
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  35. DeToxRox

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    Bevell was a fun interim coach that I never wanted considered for the permanent gig. The players seemed to like playing for him, and he opened things up offensively. Hopefully you guys get that chance to see him in the role soon. I need you to get some wins.
     
  36. kennypowers

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    I knew from the get go that urban was going to end up in flames, but I was at least hoping for 1 good season out of him. If he gets fired or quits in year 1 our owner should never be able to show his face again in Jax…he is such a clown.

    The Jaguar franchise is just an absolute disaster from the top down.

    We have players on the roster that I have no idea what type of player they actually are. Like…DJ Chark for example. Is he good? Could he be a strong WR2 elsewhere or did he just get a ton of targets in 2019 from a QB with a hot hand?

    Everyone can see Josh Allen is talented, but how good could he be if teams couldn’t just run right up the middle every play because they can and are up 21? Same with K’lavon Chaissen. Our LT Jawaan Taylor is in his 3rd year and a starter from day 1 and there’s no telling if that’s because we are just so void of talent or if he’s actually worth a shit.

    It’s NFL purgatory, I really feel bad for the players drafted into it.

    Just venting because our thread gets about ten posts a year.
     
  37. DeToxRox

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    Come hang out in the Lions thread. If you didn’t name the Jags or any specific players in your post, I wouldn’t have known the difference.
     
  38. CaneKnight

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    Dolphins, Lions, and Jags should just have one big megatrhead since we're all in the same level of hell
     
  39. ~ taylor ~

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    At least now that girl has a good excuse to change her name to something that isn't awful. Maybe Kate Minnesota?
     
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    The Lions could only dream of being the Dolphins.
     
  41. CaneKnight

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    My friend, that would just be a different kind of nightmare :laugh:
     
  42. racer

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    Swiss Montana
     
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  43. Gunners

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    Jags, Texans
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    Dolphins, WFT are the top 3 groups of sadness. Maybe Colts as well, none have anything going for them.
     
  44. Detlef Schrempf

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    You’re doing it wrong.

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  46. Detlef Schrempf

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    Not sure Virgin Islands is appropriate here…
     
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  47. Doc Louis

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    not to mention no one in the locker room respected him or wanted him there from day one except tebow and even then Urban couldn't justify having him there after about a week of training camp
     
  48. Redav

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  49. dblplay1212

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    Man fuck outta here. Lions and Dolphins aren't on our level. 20 fucking straight L's. Yall won 10 games last year. 10+ L's in 9 of the last 10 seasons. Sorry you had a rough start to the season but you're on not our level of shitty.
     
  50. dblplay1212

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    Texans won 10 games in 2 of the last 3 seasons. They have 5 wins since our last W, 3 of them being against us. Jags are in a tier of their own. Putting anyone else on their tier isn't fair to the other team.