the karen thread aka the official freak out thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dtx, May 15, 2020.

  1. Doc Louis

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    Ouch. Hate to see that happen and someone get fired from such a small company no one has ever heard of.
     
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  2. mmm

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    So true. It's precisely what this brainwashed cult member's Supreme Leader would do.
     
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  3. mp_22

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    Didn’t think they were doing anything wrong type
     
  4. pearl

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  5. Daniel Ocean

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    allegedly the sister is saying the black guy was fired Amazon or someone was trying to defend the white guy by saying he said “Nader”
     
  6. Killy Me Please

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    He ain't getting fired. Amazon pays shit and need drivers.
     
  7. LetItSoak

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  8. AbeFroman

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    Sounds like the homeowner worked for Amazon too.
     
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  9. blotter

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  10. HotMic

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    Baby back
     
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  11. CaneKnight

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    Who bitches about a leaf blower????? :laugh:
     
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  12. nexus

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    “we can’t have our windows open” alone is deserving of an ass kicking
     
  13. Bruce Wayne

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  14. GrizzliesDrew

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    It never ceases to amaze me how people record this and are like: “I should post this on the Internet for all to see.”
     
  15. racer

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    PFF grades him 2/103 CBs for that backpedal.
     
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  16. Beeds07

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    I want to see the arrest video
     
  17. Mix

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    Its actually a common thing and they are banned in many areas or at least regulated. Winter Park is about to ban them and Orlando has rules about when and how they can be used.
     
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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I could understand maybe restricting them from the evening until 9am or something, but outright banning them for non-emissions reasons is incredible NIMBY behavior.
     
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  19. CaneKnight

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    That’s ridiculous to me. You know Sanford/Lake Mary has some very rich areas and I’ve literally never heard of that before
     
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  20. Mix

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    Most of them were originally because they are inefficient and create pollution. Now its because they are very loud and with so many people working from home it creates a lot of problems. I know locally the issue is people blow into the streets when they aren't supposed to so they are using it as a way to force them to bag.
     
  21. beist

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    I'd suspect you are more likely to see these restrictions in middle class areas than in rich areas, or at least in areas where the majority of voters don't have gardeners/landscapers/lawn crews on their property on a weekly basis.
     
  22. racer

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    My wife grew up in a town where you blew leaves into the street and a sweeper came and got them. She was shocked when we bought a house where that wasn’t a thing. The town also had approved official clear trash bags and would reject any regular black or store-bought kitchen trash bags. Weird place.
     
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  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Ugh, we have the dumb trash bags thing because I assumed a bunch of old pieces of right wing shit bitched about how they didn't want to pay a sanitation tax to the city since they weren't generating as much trash as other people. We have to buy official city trash bags that are expensive to essentially pay this tax, which I don't mind, but then that means I don't get an easy to use dumpster and have to put nasty-ass smelly bags on my front lawn once a week that can't be inside any other container.
     
  24. Killy Me Please

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    My town passed this law. During the summer no leaf blowers during those months because they kick up mold etc. and more kids are out and about.
     
  25. WillySaliba

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    Been living at my home for 8 years now. My front yard is on a moderately busy intersection so depending on when I mow I have to be careful. Needless to say, my route is one in which I make about four passes blowing towards the road and then I dump the mega load into the street on the final pass, but I stop if a car is coming and wait. I then continue to mow the rest of my front yard and watch as cars swerve to avoid driving on cut grass while giving me dirty looks. I never heard of this until I just read your post. Helps explain the dirty looks.
     
  26. $P1

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    Yeah I live in a town now that does this. Next week there will be just piles of leaves on the side of the residential streets and then the "leaf truck" (?) comes through and sucks them all up
     
  27. AHebrewToo

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    Ahhh, yes. The leaf truck. More powerful than even EdmondDantes mom!
     
  28. skiedfrillet

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    street sweeper comes every tuesday. i just blow all my shit into the street monday and it's no longer my problem

    suck it nerds
     
  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I've taken yard shitting to the street now for this reason. Saves on water usage and the environment.
     
  30. racer

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    Oh those sweeper drivers would be so mad to hear you calling them nerds. Have you not see the shirts about forklift street sweeper drivers?
     
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  31. pearl

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  32. 40wwttamgib

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    God bless that man.
     
  33. Jigga

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    That’s not all you blow on Monday
     
  34. racer

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    Ain’t nobody in that diner saw shit.
     
  35. mp_22

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    Dude in the blue was waiting for that. No hesitation at all
     
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  36. Beeds07

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  37. Mix

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    He got like a 10 ft running start right into that guys face. That was awesome.
     
  38. mp_22

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    Probably didn’t even know the guy that got pushed
     
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  39. racer

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    It looked like a drunk frat guy trying to get the high score on the punching bag game.
     
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  40. Emma

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    ?
     
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  41. Daniel Ocean

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    fucking idiots. Way to overreact so you can go viral. Why do something that you’re instantly going to be embarrassed about.
     
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  42. Emma

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    Both of the POSs have a history of this. The man has a pending trespassing case, seven misdemeanors including trespassing while in possession of a firearm for doing the same thing at a school district office two weeks ago.
     
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  43. racer

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    I want to hit them with a bat so hard.
     
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  44. Duck70

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    I posted in the Fucked Around Found Out thread but this in my city (Eugene, Or) and this lady (the owner) has been a target of anti-maskers for a few months now. She ended up in the hospital.
     
  45. skiedfrillet

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    god those people are so fucking stupid
     
  46. Emma

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    People suck

    Soup was too hot, melted lid. Customer mad.
     
  47. LA window washer

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    Wow, fuck that stupid bitch.
     
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  48. IV

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    She didn’t want it made right, she wanted to throw soup in a teenagers face