Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NilesIrish

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    They are changing language in Congress to eliminate “mother” and “father” in written stuff to be more inclusive of same sex parents.

    It’s the next great culture war.
     
  2. VaxRule

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    The word “parent” has existed for a long time.
     
  3. Professor Moriarty

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    Idk who this guy is roasting Charlie but I laughed.
     
  4. Lucky24Seven

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    So, my new thing may be calling Republicans “Snow Flakes”. Had a dude at work today that shows up late, and then when he’s out on the job, he does whatever the heck he wants. Today, his actions caused me to have to work harder to clean up his shit. I called him out on it and said, “It might be a good idea from here on out to show up to work on time and actually do what your supervisor asks if you. That way we can actually be efficient and don’t have to work hard.”

    He got pissy and said something like, “The job will get done. Shut up.”

    I replied with a, “No shit it will get done, because I have to come out here and finish it. Pull your head out of your ass and quit being a snow flake. Your fucked up and then tried to lie to me about it. Own it.”

    He is Michigan Mad.
     
  5. nexus

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    Are you his supervisor? He told you to shut up?
     
  6. beerme

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    Yeah I was gonna say that sounds like suspension/termination in my world
     
  7. Andy Reocho

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  8. Gallant Knight

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    damn so she has the highest level of security in the federal government as a state rep. brb going to facebook to do some research
     
  9. Gallant Knight

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    were people always this gullible/stupid or am i/are we just noticing it more with social media
     
  10. WhiskeyDelta

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    It’s also just a DOE compartment, not even technically a clearance.
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Oh no, people have always been dumb af. They just have a place to say their dumb shit out loud now.
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

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    sounds like it is his peer
     
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  13. BudKilmer

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  14. AIOLICOCK

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    Look out, we got a badass over here.


    Also, as his supervisor, go fuck yourself. It's bad enough you exploit his labor for your profit, now you're gonna bitch about him doing shit at his own pace? :gross:
     
  15. kennypowers

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    You could easily explain away the entire Q movement based solely on the fact that the alleged person (definitely not 1 person) used a Q clearance moniker as a way to prove that they have access to intelligence about all of the happenings of the white house and state dept. I mean it would take like 5 minutes and the most basic of comprehension skills.
     
  16. Lucky24Seven

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    Not his supervisor. Just a guy that had to clean up his fuck up. Also the guy that has to listen to his anti gay rants and hear him dropping the N-Word constantly all day.

    Snow flakes, man. Just come out of the wood work.
     
  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Damn. I’m guessing going to HR about the slurs is off the table? My last job was like that and it wouldn’t have mattered if you filed a complaint. You’d get in trouble for even filing it.
     
  18. El Tiburon

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    Rep. Rendon: “Yes, it is.”

    Me: “What does it stand for?”

    Rep. Rendon: “It’s an ancient Indian symbol used to convey that I hate Jews and believe in white power.”
     
  19. Lucky24Seven

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    Not his supervisor.
     
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  20. Lucky24Seven

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    Yeah, this industry has absolutely gone to shit over the past 10 years or so. Can’t wait to be into something new.
     
  21. ~ taylor ~

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    His head is so fucking big. He's basically Charlie Brown.
     
  22. ~ taylor ~

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    It spreads more and we're more aware of it now, but yes, people are always this gullible and stupid.
     
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  23. ~ taylor ~

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    You guys will be suprised to learn that the person in this photograph is an idiot:

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    That's Daire Rendon, who represents the shit middle of the state and joined with my rep., the idiot Mike Maddock, in the lawsuit to overturn the results of the election in Michigan.
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    Hahahaha and she will claim to be “pro life”


    Columbus’ body count is an all timer
     
  25. AIOLICOCK

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  26. Prospector

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  27. BudKilmer

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  28. Mister Me Too

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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    lol
     
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  30. Drown ‘Em

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    He’s a comedian who hosts a game show on Game Show Network called Idiotest.
     
  31. Prospector

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  32. Doc Louis

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    Like you'd know, guy without Q-Level clearance.
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    Also, he got lost. So yeah he did something wrong.
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

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    Mother fucker never even found Asia
     
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  35. Beeds07

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    The idea that they ignore everything shitty about this story because the alternative is to admit he did something horrible to non-white people strikes me as odd even in this day and age. He committed genocide, but they were brown sooooo…
     
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  36. IV

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    Team Leif Erikson day
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    You mean Team Jesus.

    Thanks,

    The Angel Moroni
     
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  38. IV

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    Little known fact Moroni has a stereotypical Italian accent
     
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  39. IV

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    But seriously being a Native American in the US must be mind blowingly depressing

    Happy to switch to indigenous peoples day
     
  40. beerme

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    How does no one get arrested for falsifying claims to child services against a parent in this manner... that's fucking sickening.
     
  41. Born Again Lefty

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    Reminder that Columbus never actually stepped foot in the US, and only landed on North America soil during his last trip.

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  42. CaneKnight

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    Crazy how people think saying shit like this is ok but then get offended when people start telling them to shut the fuck up
     
  43. CaneKnight

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    Brown people aren’t actually people to right wingers. So in their mind yes his actions were justified. They’re not ignoring the genocide. They agree with it and embrace it. We need to stop acting like they’re being willfully ignorant and start understanding it’s a full embrace of genocidal actions.

    These are things they themselves would like to do here in America right now to non white Americans in mass. They just will never actually say that
     
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  44. El Tiburon

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    Don’t forget that they were bringing White Jesus to the savages, so it was really doing them a solid.
     
  45. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    He and his men literally used to test the sharpness of their swords on the arms and legs of native children, and there's no repercussions for her tweet... while I'm on a fucking timeout for saying I hope Jim Jordan gets the measles.
     
  46. bwi2

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    And, you know, he thought he was in fucking Asia
     
  47. DuckKin

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    Also that his Queen (Queen Isabella) thought he did wrong, But maybe Isabella was trying to cancel him
     
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