Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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    Quite the semantics debate the Texas gop is having

    When should the rape exception for abortion occur?!?

     
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  2. Xander Crews

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    it warms my heart to know his last years were agonizing.

    During a violent storm on his first return voyage, Columbus, then 41, suffered an attack of what was believed at the time to be gout. In subsequent years, he was plagued with what was thought to be influenza and other fevers, bleeding from the eyes, temporary blindness and prolonged attacks of gout. The attacks increased in duration and severity, sometimes leaving Columbus bedridden for months at a time, and culminated in his death 14 years later.
     
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  3. IV

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    this is incredible, link to a good source for further reading?
     
  4. wes tegg

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    Didn't know where else to put this, but I legit lol'ed.
     
  5. steamengine

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  6. IV

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    What pagan Goddess is this?
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Apparently the Goddess of Liberty
     
  8. steamengine

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    Lady liberty?
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    She’s a fucking commie!!!
     
  10. Jc6

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  11. VaxRule

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    Removing a symbol of freedom and replacing it with a symbol of obedience and subservience? A little too on the nose, guys. At least try and be subtle about it.
     
  12. El Tiburon

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    I, too, plan to run for office on a platform which emphasizes replacing that burqa wearing extremist Statue of Liberty with a new giant Our Lady of Fatima statue in honor of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, just like the Founding Fathers intended!
     
  13. DuckKin

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    I’ll try, I remember it from college, but my little searching right now I’m only finding sites that are trying to shine positive light on Isabella without any primary sourcing
     
  14. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    All hail Paimon
     
  15. chuckmasterflex

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  16. Prospector

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  17. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I guess Joe and Kam aren't fans of the TMB bush thread. :themoreyouknow:
     
  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    People call Indigenous People Indians because this asshole thought he reached the Indian Ocean.
     
  20. Super Vegeta

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    I’ll never understand how a man that was denounced hundreds of years ago for the monstrous shit he did managed to have a holiday present day. Fuck Christopher Columbus.
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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  22. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Yes!!
     
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  23. bro

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    enthusiastically telling your voting base that the whole system is rigged is always a great way to get the vote out
     
  24. El Tiburon

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    Opportunity #85858484 for the GOP to distance itself from Trump, which they will fail to take and instead acquiesce to his demands
     
  25. Beeds07

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    Getting Never Trumpers back into the fold by focusing all your energy on Trump losing seems ideal.
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, if you won’t let me do a fascism I’ll just stay home!
     
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  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I don't think it matters re getting the vote out. Writing is on the wall, they're just going to cheat. They could lose by 100 million votes and Trump (or some other fash blowhard) might get installed as dictator for life
     
  28. IV

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    I think for life will be a hard sell, but I thought a lot of this other stuff would be a hard sell
     
  29. Bo Pelinis

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    The one benefit this time around is there's a dem president and VP. Them doing another coup could certainly happen but at least the home team isn't certifying the election results.
     
  30. steamengine

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    Better than what the Marxist left would do to the country
     
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  31. yaywaffles

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  32. pearl

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  33. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    omg $3/gallon RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!1!! ALL HELL IS BREAKING LOOSE!!!
     
  34. Prospector

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    TIL there is a nobraday and it is today
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  35. Prospector

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  36. IV

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    Top 3 Death Cults of All Time

    1.GQP
    2. Aum Shinryikio
    3. Jim Jones
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    I’d fucking kill for $3 gallons. Shit man idk why but we’re getting killed.
     
  38. pearl

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  39. Doc Louis

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  40. IV

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  41. Doc Louis

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    Only mildly racist Twitter handle but that's not unexpected.
     
  42. IV

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    it’s a big tent
     
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  43. Flintheart Glomgold

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    My guy is going to have a hard time when he finds out about the roots of Christmas being Saturnia
     
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  44. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Number 2 almost got a nuke to set off and poisoned a whole subway
     
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  45. infected donkey

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    lets lower ocean levels by simply taking the boats out of the water…:blowup:
     
  46. BudKilmer

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