Parents naming their kids weird names

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  1. El Tiburon

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    Wasn’t that just a dick pic?
     
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  2. 20/20/20/20

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    Brexet ( pronounced bridget)
     
  3. 20/20/20/20

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    Naming your kid Bona

    :roll:
     
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  4. racer

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    Bonas create life. We can’t keep pretending like they don’t.
     
  5. mb711

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  6. TC

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    The wild thing is "boner" used to be a word people used without embarrassment, meaning like a bonehead move

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkle's_Boner
     
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  8. El Tiburon

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    It was also the nickname for Mike Seaver’s best friend.
     
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  9. The.Barron.of.Miles

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  10. jbr

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    His ‘69 season was one for the ages
     
  11. Corky Bucek

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    That was a nice season
     
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  13. Pasta88

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    Maybe not as egregious as others, but when I think of grey I think of dull, and it’s not like the word itself sounds cool or pretty.

     
  14. TC

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    Grey's been out there a while among southern types. Knew a Grey Ladd
     
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  15. racer

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    Basic bitches love gray.
     
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  17. jbr

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    Had a family of Camden, Keegan, and Callen tonight at the little league game. The alliteration names always get me.
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    good thing it’s Grey then.
     
  19. racer

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    Spelled it incorrectly
     
  20. El Tiburon

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    Tired: Grey

    Wired: Greylord
     
  21. Clown Baby

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    These people need Hooked on Phonics
     
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  22. racer

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    It’s spelled Phoenix, dumbass.
     
  23. Nick Rivers

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    Porpoise. It’s a middle name but it’s the name he goes by so I think it should count.
     
  24. racer

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    Do they go by the full name Porpoise, or is it like Porp or Porpie?
     
  25. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    It worked for me. It did not work for Brexet’s parents.
     
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  26. racer

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    Hahahah. The initial makes it infinitely more funny.
     
  27. Clown Baby

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    D. porpoise of this thread is to laugh
     
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  28. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Saw it on a locker name tag while picking my son up at school. He says it’s pronounced Lick-a-me.
     
  29. Prospector

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    a cousin of the in-laws named their baby boy, Rage
     
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  30. racer

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    Ra-jhay?
     
  31. Prospector

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    nope
    rage as in pissed off
    yes, trashy white trash prison guard for mom
     
  32. racer

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    Plz make reference to the kid being named after RATM just to see them either cluelessly act like it’s cool and true or get pissed at the accusation that they’d associate with those libtards.
     
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  33. Prospector

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    The mother wouldn't know RATM is actually liberal

    I'll try if I see her
     
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  34. Clown Baby

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    Wait, Rage Against the Machine are liberals?!
     
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  35. Clown Baby

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    The goat post RATM related post

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  36. TC

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    Maybe try the guy from POD
     
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  37. El Tiburon

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    Since it’s the opposite I assume the prospective band name is Suckle the Machine.
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    Our band name is Thank You, Sir, May I Have Another and we’re looking for Zack de la Rocha type to rap and sing about how the estate tax is horseshit.
     
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  39. Clown Baby

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    They get hope from President Trump and pull their bootstraps drawn
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    Our guitarist is a lot like Tom Morello. Not in the sense that he’s an exceptional musician but in that he comes from nobility (he’s that Koch Brothers failson who opened a Dan Flashes).
     
  41. Boo MFer!

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  42. allothersnsused

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  43. HoosDaMan

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    I believe he was at Notre Dame before coming here.
     
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  44. Boo MFer!

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    Checks out.
     
  45. Shawn Hunter

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    Brecain McClenahan
     
  46. wes tegg

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    That's the name of an Irish saint, and by the last name the person is obviously Irish.
     
  47. Shawn Hunter

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    Had not heard of that saint
     
  48. racer

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  49. TC

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    It's like a cross between Kaleb and halp
     
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