2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Saban's product placement at his pressers always kill me
     
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  2. John McGuirk

    John McGuirk member of the blue tiger club
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    Stuhly’s autocorrect posts on the bunker
     
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  3. wes tegg

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    I think he’s fine, just sore. Lane has tweeted about coming out to see him play since the monday presser.
     
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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    Fucking new phone
     
  5. wes tegg

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    Alabama has always done that. Bryant always had a coke bottle and bag of golden flake.
     
  6. Truman

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    Yeah - totally the phone. :laugh:
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'd imagine other schools do it, but I haven't seen any
     
  8. RJF-GUMP

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    How much heat does Mullen have on him realistically? If he loses 3-4 games next year will they fire him?
     
  9. RJF-GUMP

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    James Franklin seems like a safer bet for LSU but has a lower ceiling than Kiffin. Kiffin isn't proven but he's a good recruiter and a top 5 offensive mind in CFB. Franklin will probably have them winning 9-10 games a year but I don't think anyone is shacking in their boots at the thought of him at LSU.
     
  10. RJF-GUMP

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    And finally is Kirby ever going to upgrade from the bowl cut. Dude is such a penis head.
     
  11. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    I hate how much I love Saban
     
  12. TheFreak55

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    penis head....are you looking for dick head?
     
  13. RJF-GUMP

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    I don't want to get it confused with dickhead which is slang for someone that is a jerk. Kirby literally looks like he has a penis for a head because of his 5 year old haircut.
     
  14. Eathan Edwards

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    It's time to fully sell out and bring out the Aflack duck, imo.
     
  15. PSU12

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    Franklin and his staff will be a really big pain in the ass recruiting against at a place like LSU. He goes only as good as his OC is. He’s upgraded the talent immensely at PSU. Also his S&C staff is really good.
     
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  16. Room 15

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    He more or less said He doesn’t like Barkley but he’s also jealous of how much money he made on PMT
     
  17. JGator1

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    Yes, it's obviously trending the wrong way and he's lost a large portion of the fanbase who follows the team year round. He'll probably be forced to make changes after this season but it's too late
     
  18. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  19. Owsley

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    Seems like a simple case of #Clemson Tigers not demanding enough.
     
  20. Fran Tarkenton

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    been wondering where FriendsofJTyler was hanging out these days
     
  21. The Guglia

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    Best friends and family program in the country <3

    :killme:
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kirby needs to start baptizing players
     
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  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    too busy making sure everyone is vaccinated
     
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  24. wes tegg

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    This seems to be setup for disaster:

     
  25. Where Eagles Dare

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    Devils work
     
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  26. Reggie Washington

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    Pretty sure he said the same thing before South Carolina and Bennett ended up only getting one series I believe.
     
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  27. Fran Tarkenton

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    Idk if Kirby told Chris Low that, but what that Brandon guy claims in his tweet is not quoted within the article nor is any quote suggestive of a 2-QB system.

    I could certainly see Stets used situationally. Or the fulltime starter if JT never is fully healthy. Doubt there would be a QB rotation.
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    Makes a lot more sense.
     
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  29. skiedfrillet

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    Bout Damn time you necks learned a thing or two about class
     
  30. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    If there's one thing I trust Kirby doing, it's managing our QBs
     
  31. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    And that’s why Dabo has way less supporters in the Alabama program than he did 5-6 years ago
     
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  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Can't wait for Kirby to fuck around with a 2 QB system and lose to UF next weekend
     
  33. Baby Herschel

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    I told you guys weeks ago that if there were a way for us to fuck this up, we'd find it. Here we have Exhibit A.
     
  34. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    You could play QB next weekend and we would still skull fuck UF
     
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  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    That's not true
     
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  36. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Bullshit. As long as you don’t have to read the signals sent from the sidelines, you’re golden. They can just use pictures
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    I can't read
     
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  38. Dildo Dawgins

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    I'm still scarred from Ron Zook beating vastly superior Georgia teams so my anus will be clutched until otherwise.
     
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  39. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Hence why I said pictures
     
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  40. RJF-GUMP

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    I thought Florida had no chance to beat us and that we would completely obliterate and befuddle their QBs but....Pete Golding. It was a combination of Golding's shittiness and Dan Mullen having their QBs play above their heads. I think Mullen blew his load on that game and doesn't have much in the tank for Georgia. Also Kirby's defense won't be fundamentally awful and out of place like Pete's was against UF.
     
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  41. ugafish

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    IMO 2014 was even worse
     
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  42. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    seems rhetorical at this point
     
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  43. Fran Tarkenton

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    This is long winded way of saying Georgia is better coached than Alabama. Which, imo, is too soon.
     
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  44. Roy

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    Hopefully. That way we can hire him when we fire Beamer.
     
  45. letan

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    we didn’t even play our good qb against y’all. although our shitty one did have one of his best games
     
  46. Baby Herschel

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    On the defensive side of the ball, I think it is obvious we are, but that in no way means we won't find some new and creative way to shit the bed and lose anyway. It's just what we do.
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    The Rivals recruiting guys for UT said that when Ty Simpson picked Alabama over Clemson and UT, that the Clemson coaches called them up and yelled at Ty and Simpson family for wasting their time. Before Pruitt was fired, people thought Pruitt might try and hire Ty's dad to coach TE's or something, but were worried about the look.

    Very bizarre. Heupel and the coaches just called and gave perfunctory congratulations and all the best.
     
  48. RJF-GUMP

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    Georgia is better coached on defense. Alabama is better coached in every other aspect. And our offense is infinitely better than Georgia's which is why we'll kick Georgia's ass in the SECCG.
     
  49. Jake Scott

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    :chan:

    Just hoping to make it to Atlanta and have a good showing. That's all lil ole Georgia can ask for.
     
  50. electronic

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    How many points do you think is an ass kicking?