HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

What a great stat, I would've thought teammates acquired midseason often hit world series home runs.

 

Lock it down Will

 

Glad he starts with 8 and 9 in their lineup. He has to get both.

 

Let’s do it, Will

 

3 more outs. Come on, Bill

 

Joe and Smoltz both sound kinda bored tonight for it being a WS and all. Especially Smoltz who sounds like he’s about to fall asleep mid-broadcast.

 

8-9-1. We got this

 

Past his bedtime. I know it’s past mine.

 

Better than the soft sobbing of Ron darling discussing all the bad breaks the Dodgers endured.

 

Lol

 

Whew

 

Good lord

 

Oh come on!

 

Another blown call

 

That's strike 3 asshole

 

That’s a ducking strike

 

That has been called a strike all fucking night. Absolutely deplorable

 

Holy shit this ump.

 

Fucking horseshit

 

UHHHHH

 

Darnaud with another great frame job

 

That’s a strike for the Astros

 

That's just a strike period

 

Just insane strike zone. No way that just framing pitches better should have that big a difference.

 

I’ll take the lead runner, at least

 

Good good. We good

 

That works

 

He just completely gives up on borderline pitches and doesn’t even try to frame them

 

Wonder if they move altuve in the order. I’m no astros expert but man he stinks

 

Ughhh thought it was over

 

Should be over. Fuck this ump

 

damn. come on

 

As a Morton to get the win bettor I think he deserves it

 

Fuck yeah

 

1-0 suck it cheaters

 

I want to apologize in advance. I’m drunk and will probably post like stuhly. Fuck it I don’t care. We won game 1 of the FUCKING WORLD SERIES!!!!

 

go braves

 

W!

 

Winners!!

 

Good win fellas.

 

Fuck yea, huge W

 

Alright we survived the loss of Morton for one game.

 

Let’s go!

 

Also fuck the haters who picked the Astros in 4