HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Gaknight

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    Touki coming?
     
  2. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    lets murder him!!
     
  3. wes tegg

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    Surely not. He doesn’t throw enough strikes.
     
  4. seanofthedead86

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    I'm gonna need to find a place to nap at work today
     
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  5. jplaYa

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    Feelin it this morning

    Wouldn’t have it any other way

    what a win last night
     
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  6. Marbles

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    Had an issue pop up and didn’t get to watch after the 2nd. What happened to Morton. He was pulling his pitches early but did have an injury afterwards.
     
  7. Kevintensity

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    Line drive off shin, ended up being a fractured fibula
     
  8. Marbles

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    Oh damn. Hate that.
     
  9. ashy larry

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  10. Jax Teller

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    I'm really debating on WFH today instead of going into the office.
    But then I'd have to go in in Friday instead of WFH.
     
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  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We are all going to be zombies if this thing goes into next week.
     
  12. Boom TittyMilk

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    Think i passed out somewhere after Luke threw
     
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  13. ashy larry

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    it’s morning duty week for me at school which entails supervising ~200 middle schoolers in the gym when the busses get here at 6:50. braves in four pls

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  14. Boom TittyMilk

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    Just go ahead and allow full anarchy
     
  15. Tobias

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    still in awe at the balls on aj. just a possible career defining performance tbh
     
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  16. Jake Barnes

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    If Davidson had been able to come back even a couple of weeks earlier, seems like he would be the easy pick.

    He looked pretty sharp in his return in Gwinnett, but I’d understand erring on the side of caution there.
     
  17. ashy larry

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  18. wes tegg

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    Tickets have gone up for each night in ATL.
     
  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Prayers to Ashy’s family. Ashy was dabbed to death by a hoard of middle schoolers after he tried to start the Tomahawk Ch*p in the bus line. Ashy’s last words were “Braves in 4”

    RIP
     
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  20. Deuce

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    You won’t ever convince me the home plate ump didn’t have money on the Astros.

     
  21. Tobias

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    watch them add tomlin just to piss us all off
     
  22. Tobias

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    and yeah ky-wri is 100% starting a game this series now
     
  23. Clown Baby

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    Where’s the umpire performance chart? Guessing +2 runs for Houston
     
  24. wes tegg

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    There is some value in having a guy who can save a position player’s arm.
     
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  25. Tobias

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    ashy was one month old last time we won one
     
  26. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Minter needs a start and 3 innings. :pray:
     
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  27. ARSENAL

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    I work nightshift at a psych hospital (7p-7a) so I didn’t get to watch a single pitch of the game. But I went back and read every page of the game here on Smoltzy after finally getting time to check the score and watch highlights.Thanks for keeping me entertained boys.
     
  28. Snakes

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    Gotta think Smyly is guaranteed a start too
     
  29. steamengine

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    Bitching about the umps when you just cake walked to a WS win. You guys are built different.
     
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  30. Tobias

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    the standard is the standard
     
  31. jplaYa

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    Forgive us for being salty after every ump report card against the dodgers was +dodgers.
     
  32. jplaYa

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    We need to get to Urquidy early tonight and give Max a little breathing room to make contact pitches since he needs to go 6.
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    You should see the Alabama thread when we don’t score a touchdown on every single play and get a three and out on all of the opposing team’s possessions. It’s called demanding more.
     
  34. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I'm not sure if we start him or let someone else pitch to 1-4 then bring him in. Minter to Smyly sounds great but that still leaves another game.

    I hope we go Muller or Strider. Muller will be tripple digits in a relief appearance and the curve should play. Just hope he can throw strikes.
     
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  35. Gaknight

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    I’m in Seattle for work this week. Great 5pm start times
     
  36. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Wow. What an amazing outcome.
     
  37. PAHokie

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    God bless energy drinks.
     
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  38. Tobias

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    god bless truck stop methamphetamines
     
  39. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    God bless mildly educational videos i can show my students.
     
  40. Drown ‘Em

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    I hope Tom Emanski’s defensive skills training video, as endorsed by the Crime Dog, made the rotation.
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    We got some F-16s flying real low over Truist right now. Expect a flyover Friday, boys. And please give credit to CB Dynastics for having it first.
     
  42. FightingCock

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    An incredible post.
     
  43. bstaple12

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    Working from home near stadium and have heard them for past 30 minutes
     
  44. jrmy

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    If the bats got really hot early and Maximus could throw another Maddox tonight that would be huge.
     
  45. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I've been calling for an 85 pitch cg.
     
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  46. Tobias

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    practicing a bombing run in case the braves get to a clinching game. all on orders of dictator biden. anything to appease the woke mob
     
  47. Drown ‘Em

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    The story behind the video is great.
     
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  48. Tobias

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    max should throw a 27 pitch perfect game tbh
     
  49. Joshuam2107

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    Charlie pitched like an inning and a third with a busted ass leg.

    Win it for Charlie.
     
  50. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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