QAnonsense: Going Balls Deep on the Deep State

I didn't realize these people thought JFK was still alive. that's awesome.

 

Adrenachrome is now good and it’s kept JFK feeling and looking much younger.

 

and you could like see his spine through a hole in his back

 

Hopefully our next conversation will be ranking the presidents by their ability to dodge the draft

 

If you got laid that much would you be able to walk at 46?

 

buddy, you should see my walker now

Spoiler

sex

 

and his brains from a hole in his head

 

Holiday in Cambodia was really a song about Pol Pot’s adrenochrome mining operation, which he was contracted for by George Soros and Hillary Clinton.

 

If you listen to Drug Me backwards with a black light on it tells the tale of a government conspiracy to engineer a viral contagion so that big brother can inoculate us and thereby control us.

 

Fuck, I just tried that and now I’m a gay communist. Thanks for nothing!

 

Lol got ya! I'm also part of the conspiracy. All hail Satan!

 

I know there’s a lot to unpack there. But I wanted to make sure no one missed “the grassy noel” reference. I can’t help but read that to tune of “The First Noel”.

 

I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think it was the music.

 

look at all these fucking people

 

That is a target rich ground of terrorists if I have ever seen one

 

If Jim Watkins is truly committed to the cause then he should ride through the plaza in a convertible at the appointed time and have Ron Watkins blow his head off from the window of a nearby building. It would totally own the libs!

 

I wonder if this is another one of those situations where there are 3 true believers and 50 people just wanting to see the shit show.

 

we'll find out once JFK Sr. commences the rapture.

 

I wonder if they know JFK was a democrat.

 

I think you meant demoncrap

 

I watched the entire Q doc on HBO.

Do boomers make up the majority of Q idiots? Are these people that have fallen to victim to facebook? It doesn't seem like that crowd or most of the other things I see regarding Q involve much of any of the younger generations.

 

Well did he show up or not?

 

Most people, like, pick up a new hobby or skill when their lives are empty and meaningless, ya know?

 

So did he show or not?

 

Hahahhahahahhahahah

We have to wait for the rolling stones concert

 

They should have a JFK look-a-like show up with tickets to come ride his “Freedom Barge.” Get all those nut jobs on the boat, float it out a mile or two, and then sink it. Maybe add a little irony and blow it up with a Patriot missile.

 

These people need to be thrown off a bridge

 

fitting since they all zombies by now anyway

 

Returning to where your dad got his brains blown out is kinda fucked up. Glad he reconsidered

 

it was at first certainly. one of the interesting things about the conspiracy to me is the way it's grown, evolved, and subsumed all other parts of the conspiratorial discourse. it's not just evangelical boomers believing a 4chan shitposter about how awesome trump is anymore. it's no longer about fighting the deep state and waiting for the storm. it's now a big tent for every version of reality that has splintered off from ours. Stolen elections, voter fraud, anti-vaxx, sovereign citizens, flat earth, deep underground military bases, mind control, and pleiadian starseeds are all fair game.

https://www.qanonanonymous.com/

 

Speaking of The Pleiades, Wikipedia says it is a cluster of middle aged hot B-type stars.

I immediately think, “Shannon Tweed?”

 

(In best JFK voice) "My patriotism was solidified when my PT boat was sunk, forcing me to swim through the waters of the Pacific. We choose to show our patriotism today by recreating that swim, not because it's easy, but because it is hard."

 

If we're bring back dead things from our childhood, can we get FSU football on this bitch?

 

I've seen some weird shit but people standing around waiting for JFK to show back up in Dallas is up near the top.

 

all i can think about is Elaine losing the contest because she got a ride home in JFK Jr's limo.

 

Q people really finding exciting ways to mix evangelicalism with anime plots

 

Rome lives rent free in these people brains and they don’t even know it

 

some of these accounts have to just be fucking with people at this point, right?

 

Was gonna say lechnerd is probably trolling those idiots, but he’s actually a card carrying member of Q.

 

I would assume most all of them, yes.