kansas vs texas lmaooooooooooooooooooo

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  1. Taques

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    you’re welcome
     
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  2. bigred77

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    Just wanna lol in this thread again
     
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  3. Tobias

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    surely they at least kept it close?
     
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  4. DeToxRox

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    Amazing thread
     
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  5. Andy Reocho

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    I was every one of these pictures in just the last 7 minutes of the 4th Q + OT
     
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  6. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  7. hood b. goode

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  8. bigred77

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    Austin radio this morning is fun
     
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  9. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    Tell us more, we want more
     
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  10. bigred77

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    Apparently both Jimmy Johnson and Tom Landry only won one game in their first season with the cowboys
     
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  11. bigred77

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    Charlie Strong atleast had enough class to 'basically' resign after losing to Kansas
     
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  12. TC

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  13. dome foam

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    Do you have any tips how to deal with being a fan of a losing football program? I’ve reached the acceptance stage.
     
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  14. bigred77

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  15. Andy Reocho

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    Here's a tip, you should never lose to Kansas in football. Let alone twice in 5 years
     
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  16. dome foam

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    That doesn’t make any sense.
     
  17. Andy Reocho

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    Sure it does. Most bad teams don't lose to KU, yet here you guys are.
     
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  18. dome foam

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    Makes sense.
     
  19. PaulKemp

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    It’s actually awesome. The performance of the team and the game itself just becomes secondary to everything else. When you attend, it’s all about the people you’re with and the rest of the game day experience.

    The players become just kids, and they’re easy to root for as perpetual underdogs in the face of their mercenary opponents.

    Opposing fan bases of winning teams seem under evolved. Like they care too much and it’s weird.

    When you get a win, it’s amazing and usually results in lots of crying and embarrassment from said mercenaries and entitled fans.

    You get a lot of: “Oh hey. My team is playing? I didn’t realize that” moments. Unplanned bonus fun, because winning is cool and losing is expected.

    Free to watch good teams play and appreciate the action without having to concern yourself with stressful subplots about how the outcome could impact your team’s title hopes or recruiting

    Source: also an Arizona fan
     
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  20. dome foam

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    Very well stated.
     
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  21. a.tramp

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    This is just beautiful. Well done.
     
  22. Prospector

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    My God, that's beautifully said. Perfect
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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    Hey, this doesn’t seem so bad. I needed this. Thanks.
     
  24. steamengine

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    This hits
     
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  25. Taques

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    as a long time fan of my crimson tide i don’t personally understand that post
     
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  26. Beeds07

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    If I live to be 1000 years old I will never understand ESPNs FPI rankings, but Texas is #25 three spots below #22 Florida.
     
  27. jokewood

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    I think preseason and recruiting rankings get baked so hard into the FPI formula that they're hard to wash out.
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I take it Chili’s passed up the opportunity?

    Was that this thread that joke was made?
     
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  30. Charles DeMar

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    Rice alum can confirm :texassmug:
     
  31. Name P. Redacted

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    This rocks
     
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  32. Prospector

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    hey Andy Reocho did Jeff Long hire this coach or was he already fired?
     
  33. Andy Reocho

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    Already fired.
     
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  34. Prospector

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    damn Long doesn't have shit to put on his resume
     
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  35. Jack Parkman

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  36. blind dog

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    lol that’s amazing
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    For me, it’s the wink
     
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  38. Homo Erectus

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    Long's a fucktard. He would have hired another senile SEC reject.
     
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  39. Not William

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    This is fucking gold.
     
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  40. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  41. TC

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    He got a few gift cards. What a windfall.
     
  42. Andy Reocho

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    And like $500!
     
  43. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    lol that KU fan seems like a cool dude.

     
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  44. VASooner

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    Hope that's a Bourbon St. Steak and an Oreo Shake
     
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  45. devine

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    I will not be making fun of Texas any further until at least 3pm eastern tomorrow. Please respect my decision
     
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  46. Boo MFer!

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    Will you be granting interviews?
     
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  47. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    It depends, not on the outcome of the game or anything like that, but we will have to see
     
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  48. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Already a better actor than Saban (no offense, coach)
     
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  49. Homo Erectus

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    He gets his 15 minutes of fame plus a few bucks in his pocket for a commercial. That's better than 99% of walkons. Only wish it was a place with better food.
     
  50. Boo MFer!

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    Too bad “Walk-On’s Sports Bistreaux” doesn’t have any Kansas locations.
     
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