2021 CFB Coaching Carousel: Timmmmmmmayyyy (Open Jobs: 0)

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  1. Tman12

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    Sorry about the multiple posts.
     
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  2. Jack Parkman

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    I can totally see this Riley stuff leaking 3 weeks before it could be made official
     
  3. The Banks

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    Last year he was 11th. Only ahead of Jonathan Smith at Oregon State.
     
  4. The Banks

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    We are notoriously cheap when it comes to paying our coaches. Chip Kelly made 2.4M when he was taking us to the natty with the best offense in the country year after year.
     
  5. C Yank

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    This is misleading, it’s all incentive based. I think I read he is on pace for like a $7M year when it’s all said and done.
     
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  6. Jimmy the Saint

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    This is a ridiculous fucking take.
     
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  7. Corch

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    Well it's a question, not a take
     
  8. Handcuffed

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    there are rumors (or at least wishful thinking) that cristobal gets paid by phil privately lol
     
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  9. ned's head

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    I thought they vowed to never get a coach poached again after willie. Even though that deal was awesome for them
     
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  10. Zebbie

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    i hope it’s Napier so all of the TCU dumbasses will be pissed because they’re pretty much waiting on an answer from him at this point
     
  11. devine

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    Behind on the news is mark stoops leaving Kentucky
     
  12. Jack Parkman

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  13. Born Again Lefty

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    “respected Athletic Director Blake James”

    Should have stopped reading here
     
  14. Jack Parkman

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    I told you not to read!
     
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  15. herb.burdette

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    Jay Hill of Weber State, played at Utah and the coaches there for a decade before taking the Weber State job.
     
  16. DeToxRox

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    I mean I get singling out a school that could fuck this up, but in five years when we look back on this hiring cycle, 70-80% of the hires will be failures, because that’s every cycle.
     
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  17. Prospector

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    I thought John L Smith was the coach at Weber. He already get fired?
     
  18. TAS

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    Brady Hoke
     
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  19. herb.burdette

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    Hill took the job in 2014 and had them in the playoffs four years in a row until this year.
     
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  20. Prospector

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    hhmm guess JLS finally paid off his debts and could quit robbing athletic departments
     
  21. herb.burdette

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    Hill occasionally gets mentioned as a Meyer guy, but he’s not really, just a Utah lifer.
     
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  22. War Grundle

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    Please make that happen.
     
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  23. Fuck this

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    Prime to Miami pls
     
  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    Saw Eddie George was in play at Akron. Would hope he could wait for something else if he wants to leave TSU
     
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  25. am16401

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    we are no longer taking job applications from FSU alums
     
  26. steamengine

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    This guy gets it
     
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  27. steamengine

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    All of these fans of lesser programs shitting on the OU job is bizarre. I hate everything about Oklahoma and anything associated with Oklahoma but thinking otherwise means you’re cooked.
     
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  28. Jack Parkman

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  29. PAHokie

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    OU going to the SEC could change their place in the CFB pecking order.
     
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  30. swiz

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    Why does he always wear the same white t-shirt?
     
  31. Gunners

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    yeah, make it lower
     
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  32. The Banks

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    (In a bad way)
     
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  33. Corky Bucek

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    John L was only at Weber for a spring before taking over your team. After Arky he went to Fort Lewis College in Durango, CO and then Kentucky State. Both are D II schools.
     
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  34. bertwing

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    What? The highest paid coordinators are at like 2.5 million and there’s only a couple over $2 million
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Can we stop talking about John L Smith please and thank you
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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    He is all UCLA
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

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    colorado still doing it is up there
     
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  38. ned's head

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    In the last 2 years, there have been 5 different schools that have paid coordinators $2 million or more (one paying both coordinators at least $2 million). 4 over $2.3. That's pretty damn close to $2.7 for a conference winning P5 head coach.
     
  39. theregionsitter

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    Elko- TAMU
    Freeman- ND
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    who am I missing?
     
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  40. herb.burdette

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  41. pez

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  42. theregionsitter

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  43. herb.burdette

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  44. pez

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    right but his post said, “within the last two years” which would include 2020
     
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  45. steamengine

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    There’s about 70 years of evidence indicating otherwise.
     
  46. theregionsitter

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    touché
     
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  47. steamengine

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    Look at these B1G and PAC bros just mainlining SEC prop.
     
  48. IV

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    There was a dead money article on ESPN the other day, half a billion being paid out to coaches to not coach
     
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  49. ned's head

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    I was referencing the bar for coordinator salaries, not what was active this year. But yeah, if you look at the top salaries over that period, you'll see him, grantham, and tony elliott
     
  50. TC

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    Basically The Banks played fast and loose with vocabulary and was proven wrong
     
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