Bidengeddon: Dank Brandon Rises

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  1. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Must have something to do with that lunar eclipse.
     
  2. Dillingham

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    What conspiracies are we getting out of this colonoscopy? Better be good.
     
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  3. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    him and trump are going to swap faces. the takeover will be complete
     
  4. beerleagueman

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    is path to citizenship for Dreamers in this BBB bill?
     
  5. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Kamala will secretly still be President even after his colonoscopy is fine. She will be ushering in secret executive orders that will force any man who doesn't pledge allegiance to the LGBTQ+ flag to undergo mandatory gender reassignment surgery and hormone therapy.
     
  6. Drown ‘Em

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    Can’t be Trump, their bodies don’t match close enough. Now, JFK, Jr. and Biden is a way different thing.
     
  7. beerleagueman

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  8. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  9. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    Best of luck in the civilian world...and just FYI those jobs at big dod contractors that you thought you could ease into all have mandates now too. Raytheon and Lockheed are both about lay off thousands.
     
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Lol, Biden said this was coming. Imagine losing what is probably the only skill you have because you refuse to get another shot. I say another because they already get so many.

    Gonna be a lot of high energy Walmart greeters coming since there is nothing else they are qualified for.
     
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  11. Illinihockey

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    Worse, they’ll all become cops
     
  12. fattus

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    Fixed
     
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  13. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Biden’s a pussy - Trump did his colonoscopy without anesthesia
     
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  14. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    they’ll probably just all get the vaccine and be reinstated when the next Republican majority/president comes along
     
  15. AIOLICOCK

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    Most law agencies are requiring it as well, I believe.
     
  16. El Tiburon

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    In Florida.
     
  17. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    You know the doctor, he told me, "Mr. President, you have the most beautiful colon I've ever seen!" Most beautiful colon, can you believe it? He also said "I bet sleepy Joe is a mess up there!" Believe me, he said it!
     
  18. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Nice..Sounds like the board will be getting more female posters
     
  19. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
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    You’re not even allowed in my building anymore if you’re not vaxxed. Love hearing guys talk about quitting if they require a booster. Thank you for the upcoming job security :getmoneyfuckbitches:
     
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  20. Jimmy the Saint

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    As in they're already vaxxed but take issue with getting a booster? That's a new brand of stupid if so.
     
  21. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
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    “The vaccine is proven not to work as people that are vaxxed still catch covid, so why would I get another shot?”

    i just stay quiet and laugh as I see them scroll the Drudge Report and Fox News on our computers.

    also, some people upset about being told not to put “let’s go Brandon” in your signature block as it’s obviously politically charged…Biden is our boss
     
  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  23. Jimmy the Saint

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    So one tetanus shot and you're good for life?
     
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  24. GoodForAnother

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    they bill the buildings insurance company
     
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  25. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  26. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  27. DistantFactor

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    What average American is buying wine for $90 a bottle?

    If that were true that’s awesome that they can afford some nice bottles not a negative.
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Damn, here I am in a top 3-5% of household income and feel supper rich when I buy a $30 bottle of wine. :laugh:

    I bought a magnum bottle last week for $58 and felt like a baller. I wanted 2 bottles and they didn't have a normal sized, so I got 1 magnum but still.

    Like once or twice a year I'll get a bottle of Veuve for special occasions or for friends achievements and feel super fucking high class.
     
  29. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    We have friends who own a wine bar so we get a discount
     
  30. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Even my parents who are wine people and get nice bottles at restaurants probably spend around $40-60 retail unless it's a special occasion at which maybe they go up to $90/100 ... Maybe.
     
  31. PeterGriffin

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    The average American is spending $5 a gallon? Seems perhaps a bit of a complete fuckin lie but idk. If we're saying that Californians are real Americans and the deep (cheaper) South is full of traitorous non-Americans, then the math makes some sense.
     
  32. Lyrtch

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    i filled up for 2.89 the other day
     
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  33. Homo Erectus

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    I feel like a baller when spend $100 for a bottle of scotch, whiskey, bourbon and that's not very often. My wife never spends more than $15-20/bottle for wine bc she can't tell the difference.
     
  34. Homo Erectus

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    Gas in KC is around $3.00/gallon
     
  35. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Average Americans are paying 10 dollars for wine, you fucking jackass. Like they have for past decade.

    this is the candle budget meme
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    forty-five for bourbon 5-10 for wine. Beer at Costco cause I can’t bring myself to spend 20 for a 12 pack.
     
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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's always amazing when they get shamed so badly they have to delete the tweet
     
  38. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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  39. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  40. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I've paid in that range for burritos for years.
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    $12 for a legit burrito doesn't seem bad
     
  42. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Carne asada super burritos from the local Los Gordos cost $11.25
     
  43. beerleagueman

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    Burritos over $10 has been normal since at least 2010
     
  44. AIOLICOCK

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    Breaking: The dipshits at marketwatch have no fucking idea what life is like for average Americans, will still attempt to use their plight to score political points
     
  45. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    is lucille bluth head of marketwatch?

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  46. bro

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    I live in Denver, Colorado, a very expensive city, and got a bomb shredded beef breakfast burrito for 3 dollars today
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    If you go to a taco truck/stand you’ll get them for around 7
     
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  48. bro

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    Ya, of course gentrified burritos are expensive. Those aren’t the burritos I know and love
     
  49. Daniel Ocean

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    i used to pay $1 for tacos now I pay 1.50 and I am salty