2021 SEC Football Discussion Thread*

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jack Parkman, Jan 12, 2021.

  1. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Dans pimping out his wife what more can you ask for
     
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  2. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes Team Mac OG
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    It’s an AP regulation; for legal reasons, journos are expected to use “allegedly” until conviction or they potentially open themselves to libel.
     
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  3. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    On the other hand imagine thinking that matters in 2021
     
  4. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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  5. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    I once heard pat dye refer to Charlie Weis as "three axe handles wide across the ass," during a radio interview. He also kidnapped a guy.
     
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  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Wanted for crime = no
    Wanted in connection with a crime = yes
     
  7. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Kirby Smart and his woke curse words
     
  8. Jake Barnes

    Jake Barnes Team Mac OG
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    Dye is one of a not-significantly small plurality of Southern coaches that would not have survived a year in modern society.
     
  9. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Guy liked to party.
     
  10. BudKilmer

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    I know someone that swears Pat Dye made a mistress stir his drink with his own dick at a coaches clinic when everyone was up late drinking
     
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  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    His own drink? Sheesh.
     
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  12. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Wouldn't that be a mister instead of mistress?
     
  13. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

    It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens Well-Known Member
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  14. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Not trying to be an ass, but I thought this was common knowledge? UGA got wind of it and that was that.
     
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  15. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Maybe. It was a long time ago. But I don't think I realized he was literally sitting down at his kitchen table with Tanner.
     
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  16. Truman

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    That was news to me :idk:
     
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  17. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    I was really speaking for Bama/UGA.
     
  18. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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  19. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    kirby to scar and muschamp to georgia

    imagine what could have been
     
  20. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Kirby vs Dabo every year would’ve been so awesome
     
  21. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Or Mullen :gross:
     
  22. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    Allegedly
     
  23. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Then Tom Herman was coming, til we lost to the Citadel!
     
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  24. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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  25. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
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    We're gonna get our fucking heads kicked in.
     
  26. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    Our first 2 offensive possessions will show how this game will play out IMO.
     
  27. Degausser

    Degausser #NewProfilePic
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    Jordan Davis with the TD carry on Senior Day. Too cool.
     
  28. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia
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    Just give him the heisman already
     
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  29. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Man, I can’t wait for what will surely be an easy victory for Mullen over an overmatched Mizzou later today!

    j/k I’ll be taking my son to watch the new Ghostbusters flick at the time because everything sucks and football is stupid and we’re going to lose anyway.
     
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  30. The Blackfish

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    Least deserving Heisman since Mark Ingram
     
  31. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia
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    It was a joke
     
  32. The Blackfish

    The Blackfish The Fish in Black
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    So was mine, Mark Ingram deserved the shit out of his Heisman
     
  33. kentucky_dawg

    kentucky_dawg Fan of: Georgia
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    Just need to get the big guy a few more carries
     
  34. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    1871 yards, 5.5 ypc, 28 TDs. Damn!
     
  35. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    its PVAMU so the comp sucks but Moose Muhammed’s boy is just like his pops so far #Carolina Panthers
     
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  36. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Toby Gearhart was a novelty. He had 70 more carries and less than 300 more yards.
     
  37. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    It’s great to see a loving father. We need more men like you
     
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  38. BudKilmer

    BudKilmer Well-Known Member
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  39. GrizzliesDrew

    GrizzliesDrew Fuck Freeze
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    And the award given to the best running back
     
  40. Nostradumass

    Nostradumass Well-Known Member
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    Got through half a quarter without giving up a score.

    I've seen enough.
     
  41. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
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  42. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Burks just left game on cart :(
     
  43. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    That sucks. I like watching him play.
     
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  44. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    probably the worst thing that could happen to our offense. No biggie.
     
  45. b0ne5

    b0ne5 Well-Known Member
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    Playing the refs and the tide today like normal.
     
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  46. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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  47. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Did he get hurt blocking? I didn’t see anything.
     
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  48. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    can’t have bama having a chance to lose and ruin that SECCG matchup.
     
  49. bertwing

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    I didn’t either
     
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